Inspired by
Fernstep's thread:
wcrpforums.com/thread/60336/friday-parody-clear-skyA link to the song I'm parodying (This song does NOT belong to me):
As the song Rasputin by Boney M. felt like it resonated so much with Sol as a character, I decided to make a parody. The song Rasputin is technically an abridged version of the real Rasputin's life, so I thought that I'd just put that out there. So, with no further ado, let's begin!
Sol: A parody of "Rasputin" by Boney M.There lived a certain cat in the forest long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most cats looked at him with terror and with fear
But to ShadowClan cats he was such a lovely dear
He could preach his ideas like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
All cats would desire
So-, So-, Sol,
Advisor to Jay, Lion, and Holly
There was a cat that really was wrong
So-, So-, Sol
ShadowClan's worst pseudo-deputy
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled ShadowClan and never mind Blackstar
But in battle he fought really wonderfully
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For Holly he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy prophet
Who would tell her of her family
So-, So-, Sol,
Advisor to Jay, Lion, and Holly
There was a cat that really was wrong
So-, So-, Sol
ShadowClan's worst pseudo-deputy
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his fighting and lying and his hunger for power
Became known to more and more cats
The demands to do something about this outrageous tom
Became louder and louder
"This cat's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the three begged, don't you try to do it, please
No doubt this Sol had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some cats of lower standing
Had an idea, they're not to blame
"Tell us of our father!" they kept demanding
And he never did
So-, So- Sol
Advisor to Lion, Jay, and Holly
They helped him escape from the camp
So-, So- Sol
ShadowClan's worst pseudo-deputy
He went along with it and then ran away
So-, So- Sol
Advisor to Lion, Jay, and Holly
ThunderClan quit, they simply gave up
So-, So- Sol
ShadowClan's worst psuedo-deputy
And so they simply forgot about him
Oh, those Clan cats...