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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 12:02:34 GMT -5
description of a thread
a poem by bad_wcf_poet
i am not very good at poems and I know it,
nevertheless i am the unofficial official wcf poet.
post here a name, give me a cat,
and i will attempt a humorous poem about that
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Post by Jaysnow on Apr 23, 2018 12:35:52 GMT -5
Twigbranch.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 12:58:31 GMT -5
twigbranch a poem by bad_wcf_poet when they named a good cat featherwing she began to whine and complain "it's just too repetitive of a thing, i'd rather have it just be plain!" and starclan swore to not repeat the mistake that had been made but their hopes of good names were soon beat by a certain cat who should have been twigshade |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 13:03:57 GMT -5
cinderpelt a poem by bad_wcf_poet "you can be anything" says the clan unless your foot is broken anyway but a little gray cat hatched a plan when her leg function was taken away she was a symbol of hope and courage because of her resolve but with her reincarnation her arc became a wreckage and the whole point of her character dissolved. |
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Post by Katanaheart on Apr 23, 2018 13:08:24 GMT -5
Oakheart
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Pansexual
Sparkly
Unofficial Forum President, and the unofficial patrol saint of black cats with blue eyes.
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Post by Sparkly on Apr 23, 2018 13:12:33 GMT -5
cinderpelt a poem by bad_wcf_poet "you can be anything" says the clan unless your foot is broken anyway but a little gray cat hatched a plan when her leg function was taken away she was a symbol of hope and courage because of her resolve but with her reincarnation her arc became a wreckage and the whole point of her character dissolved. You may be my new favourite forumer. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 13:13:05 GMT -5
oakheart a poem by bad_wcf_poet here lies oakheart, a kind cat but dead. a big big rock went splat on his head |
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Post by WhispersintheMist on Apr 23, 2018 13:14:41 GMT -5
Tigerheart
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Post by Katanaheart on Apr 23, 2018 13:15:11 GMT -5
 I love these now. Also kinda reminds me of Mintama (?) I forget how to spell her name. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 13:21:08 GMT -5
tigerheart a poem by bad_wcf_poet tigerstar clone number four is very strange and kind of a bore went to church and came back from the dead i'd rather just have jesus's fursona instead. |
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Post by Moonblazer on Apr 23, 2018 13:55:02 GMT -5
Dude. These are everything I dreamed of.
Berrynose.
Do it. I can take it
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 14:00:39 GMT -5
Dude. These are everything I dreamed of. Berrynose. Do it. I can take it berrystumpytail a poem by bad_wcf_poet local kid got his tail caught in a miserable foxtrap it made sense at the time, despite his fraught to chew his tail off with a snap but how does the same logic apply when a rock falls on finpaw's lap? well, i have to say this with a sigh: the shadowclan medicine cat? he's really just a big pile of scat. |
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Post by Moonblazer on Apr 23, 2018 14:05:10 GMT -5
Dude. These are everything I dreamed of. Berrynose. Do it. I can take it berrystumpytail a poem by bad_wcf_poet local kid got his tail caught in a miserable foxtrap it made sense at the time, despite his fraught to chew his tail off with a snap but how does the same logic apply when a rock falls on finpaw's lap? well, i have to say this with a sigh: the shadowclan medicine cat? he's really just a big pile of scat. I GEEK |
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Post by Moonblazer on Apr 23, 2018 14:05:22 GMT -5
Littlecloud, let's go!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 14:08:03 GMT -5
littlecloud a poem by bad_wcf_poet when barkface pointed at the clouds and turned to his clan and yelled i don't think his message to the crowds was "name the shadowclan medicine cat after what i beheld!" |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 14:11:40 GMT -5
Alderheart
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 14:17:48 GMT -5
alderheart a poem by bad_wcf_poet he's a nice protagonist a refreshing break from the common narcissist that's the main character at stake but recently he has grown devoid of a personality he is almost rendered as noid as the six-clawed cat named tree but it seems he is in love with velvet, a code-breaking activity such is the ways of starclan above in the name of heteronormativity. |
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Post by Jaysnow on Apr 23, 2018 14:51:32 GMT -5
This is actually really funny.
Violetshine.
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Post by Jaysnow on Apr 23, 2018 14:58:28 GMT -5
Sparkpelt
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 15:02:42 GMT -5
Dovewing
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 15:57:41 GMT -5
This is actually really funny. Violetshine. violetshine a poem by bad_wcf_poet some cats are great at finding friends, like firestar and graystripe were from bookend to bookend - but not all cats have their friends quite so in line take, for example, poor old violetshine |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 16:00:00 GMT -5
daisy a poem by bad_wcf_poet smoky preferred floss and so daisy left to find a new cause that was a bit more deft but it seems spiderleg prefers his own hide and even if she begs he's on his own side |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 16:02:27 GMT -5
sparkpelt a poem by bad_wcf_poet we thought her the main for her fiery fur but instead she was rather plain it was alderpaw we preferred but now she has faded into the background again we hope she will soon have waded into the territory of being warriors's next villain |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 16:04:52 GMT -5
dovewing a poem by bad_wcf_poet dovekit hears everything! she loves to hear the chatter from every clanborn being even if it's not directed at her too bad she can hear things meant to be private even if they're not near her (you in the back, we know what you're doing; be quiet) |
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Post by Tas on Apr 23, 2018 16:30:54 GMT -5
This is incredible
Sol
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Post by Tas on Apr 23, 2018 16:31:06 GMT -5
Also Mapleshade plsss
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 17:11:06 GMT -5
sol a poem by bad_wcf_poet his name is meaningful and as a villain he is bearable but on a certain warriors wiki his design is terrible |
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Post by Jaysnow on Apr 23, 2018 17:11:13 GMT -5
cinderpelt a poem by bad_wcf_poet "you can be anything" says the clan unless your foot is broken anyway but a little gray cat hatched a plan when her leg function was taken away she was a symbol of hope and courage because of her resolve but with her reincarnation her arc became a wreckage and the whole point of her character dissolved. You may be my new favourite forumer. |
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I love these now.
