Not HillaryKitten Nor Mercy Wackson: TLF finished!!1!!

A.Mercy Wackson and the Ootsians arc
1.The Lightflame Thief
Prologue

Two kitty cats were being swept downz a stream. They survive. Somehow. They get found by a wolf. And she doesn't eat them. Somehow. And she feeds them milk. Somehow. The river that soemhow didn't kill them kitties is know called the Tiger River. And the kits that are miracoulously and thankfully alife are called Rowan and Memeus. Rowan went on somewher dp=oing his thing and made like a Forum. A big one. And it was all made out of rowan hedges because SymbolismTM. But Memeus wanted to be the ruler even though she didn't make the forum(all it took was a piece of rowan.) So she becomes president changes, threatens Rowan but doesn't an that cause her to change her name into Mercy cuz she gave Rowan mercy. But she Mercy lived up to her former name, Memeus, and mae sure to instill an abundant of memes within the Forum. And even though she was president she goes to one of the seven sub-forums and hangs out there a lot. When other cats came she let them stay. Only if they became Mercynaries. Other swere interesd in other places like the warriors, seekers, and survivors. As welk as introductions, art and otd. But lots of flame wars started. And Octovian predicted a property. In the prophecy he claimed that there would be a Great Fire of the Rowan Forum. SO some other guy creates the Lightflame, a pale, transparent like flame that moderates and maintains the power of flame wars so they don' get out of hand. This inspired the idea of having moderators (physical animals of course. The guy who mad the Lightflame also made the Seven Forum Crystals which were part of another prophecy of Octovian. The Crystals stopped you forum being mad. But that's the pass and know we have enuff infodumping. lets go to presents!!!

EDIT: heir a present. the squad is waking downz da street boots with da fur the whole down look at HER her her name is Wicker. Then there's Fig and Bell too. they go fly into a sky where it's shattered and looks like a web...................................................... they hang out ther ebecause squad does that kind---------ohab wait a WOOLF A WOOF  WOOF COmes tohurt them an d and oh wait tehy no hurt the Squad. She wants to form an alliance. So they go under a bridge and they not-trolls.
"I need you to go stop the 101 sea ripples." she yowls
"Why" replies Bell
"Because the ripples gave me an insult... which is a disgrce considering i gave my melk to the peep who made tyhe darn thing in the lake and that lake and it's ripples have no place to insult me and i no don nada."
"What';s in it for us" replies bell again
"i'l give you magic?"
"we already have that" says fig
"whT" cries bell and wicker. They were oblivious to their magical capabilities but fig continued. "what else"
"i'll give you special magic... the Lightflame" fig was joyus because they witches who didn't even knew heyw ere witches were fire-based witches and the Lightflame, despite it intention to cool down flames, could actually be destructive.... if put in the wrong hans.
"dea and provide us with currencyl"
"deal let's name this place web" is it because of the shattered sky? though wicker. her thoughts were later contradicted by Wolf's consequent words:  " it's stands for wolf enraged bellicose!"
and web was formed.


feeling that the wolf was justified for this wicker and the other went along. now they knew they witches it explains why people always roasted them and tried to put fire on them. and wolf was alreadly like a home dog. and you know the feeling you want to help freinds and if they mess w/ your freinds they mess with u! so when they set out they set out with determination and...........................

THE POWER OF CONVENIENT FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
some now they are Not in Rowan Forum so they keep walkkin in woods. then fig becomes a fig tree!!! she no cat anymoe. 
"fig why you tree"
"cuz i have to give you wands that for some reason ook like a stick so here wand" from within the webbed branches of fig's canopy which actually had a mysteriould looking web the freind dropped two wand for wicker and bell.
"practice" that's what caused the forest fire
"run" that's what caused the burnt pads
"jump in the lake" that's what caused us to hit a barrier around the Rowan Forum. With her face smudged against the transparent wall of streaming energy, she witnessed through it that there was a rectanguar shapped hedge floating on a lake. the lake looked ike:

so now they had to get through. so fig says: I'll use my crysta ball. wicker comedically and unecesaariy and slowly moves her head so she can see behind her: fig's web in her leaves were cut at the edges and cirved into ball: shatterd sky web! 
"aha. the place only has walls but no roof. i'll grow and grow and grow until you reach top. and she did just that.
"we did it" yelled bell
"yeah............." says fig
"why the awkward ellipses fig" ask bell
"..........y'all gonna have to jump..."
o mgees wat they say as the hump. they hit their heads and cry. and a mysterious web falls down and now wicker uses it for he rtears to stop tearing. its crystal ball! lets use it. and they see cats streaming down towards them in formation but wicker bravelly and conveniently whip out her wand that hasn;t been mentioned in a while now (but it was in her mouth whole timm. yes even when she yell) and she shoots the fire at the cats with the wand in her mouth. as flames licked at pelts and seared theire flesh and brought a meloy of yelling something caused the flmes to grow paler and stop hurting the cats..the lightflame!! noww they have to think of another way as bell shoots fire at the caats to delay wicker has to be a good protagonist and conveniently come up with a plan. an sghe does! letdetach the web and use i as parachute to get higher and higher so they no catch us bell."
kk" she says and they get away on some weire aerodynamic web pareachute surrounding themselves in fire so they look ike a sun and won't be noticed. but it get paler so they hurry up pretend to be a sunset and go in forum.....

they start of fin introduction forum and are introuced by people. i think they pretending to care and feel welcome so that there's more member and activity to keep site up... so we sign up with the mods under the name Wicked Witch. they pretend to be one person bwt.
and now they go to warriors forums to compalin about fictional cats. they walk in an hair a nose up on the roof. a crack comes and starlight appears. a web-like thread forms and a phoenix comes down gracefully. a blue bird woman comes down as well. the two are fighting. the bird womman grabs her curved beack sword and slashes upward to no avail. phoenix starts to run in a circle a stream of fire behing her. " everything maple is decent to a tangentially context" she yells. "not maple syrup urine disease" yells teh bird woman. the words suck away the flames and spirals the phoenix against teh wall. smke screened everything and when it setted wicker finaly noticed the lurking cats who spectated. eyes wide with wonder. the bird woman brought up her wing up and down and used the winds at the bird. a feather comes loose and before it burns completely know tha it's been separated form the body the blue bird blows away the fire and is left with a feather that's mostly soot. she plants it ingrond and a samll ash-ridden little bird comes out the ground. it haad books. wicker liked one of teh books but thought the others were meh but decides to tell her onion on all of them and she accused to be cause flame war octovian trys say thats no whta i do but it doesn't go well. flames start thrashing once again "these flmes are nothing like ive seen before' cried a lurker! but once  once again the lightflame took donw thing before the mods could. wicker starts going up fly to other threads and everyone misunerstand her and thinks she cause trouble cn u belever it. three threads are down, two cats leave warriors and one is banned forever forgotten into the mystery and unnamed. bell is upset cause i no stop ripples 101 so shegooes separate way and changes herr name to Arachne to demonstrate her loyalty to web and how she will do s told. uggh work wicker say and goes work. wicker uses everything she was instructed to do and asks the people she mad mad wher the new forums at? octovian now on the forums side trick ehr. no new wrf is revealed to wicker.
but arachne tricks me into be ban when she makes me say that there was multiple people under Wicked Witch. ummmm tis a no true she tells the mod t ruthfull and uses her siver tongue to weve her way back in.

Now Wicer is no ba and instead of getting revenge on Arachne she lets her hate for her fuel inside and gridgingky decides to do work.seh asks time and time again wher ethe new wrf is who sea ripples is and now she had enough... she got some traitors from fig11 that's right the wand is now a cellphone to contact with fig so i know what happening outside the barrier and she got contact witth cats who sneak out forum and hate it there or can be manipulated to reveal secrets. some cats of the original forum were member of the other forum and were called wrf traitors we ony managed to get a few but anyways wicker once again gets unjustifiedly banned again because she audiocorrect whenj replying to apples. Now its two strike im out and am not llowed to come back to the forums ever agin. bit i'm wicker..........and i'mn not nound by the rules of the universe! so i get back in a third time with my natuarl talents and explain.i even got a mod-trait. but i got kicked out agian convinced mod-trait to let me in but it lasted for two hours beore i kicked out again. so a long while later bell works and works fig collect anc collects. wicked plots and plots and finally gets back in a fifth tiime but first she sneaks out barrier to meet fig only to bump laurelpaw who's at lake too "bro can you not??" "k" says wicker. and the two chat but only for a lil bit before other people come. "Laurelpaw it like you cn nevver ever ever be seen when Octovian is telling an important prophecy!" one of them cried. shrug shoulders are  on Laurelpaw 'i just get the feelin' i needs to be here, moon,,,,on claw moon.' "suuuuuureeeee" exclaimed another cat. it semed forever befroe they noticed my presence. "wanna talk about tiggystar" i say trying to sound smartor and start a canvos. "noooooo we no tok we stay off-topic!" they said as they go off-topic. the cellphone stick rings in my ears and fig informers me that sh suspects that they are associated with OotSia. so i had to beware there off topic ness. um okay bye everyone wicker says but they grap her jump her, and neat her up"stop j-h-Jhj----Uumping me! I no like being meat up! STOP!1!!!!!!!!!GH!!lo!!!!!a!s!d!f!1..!>!/!/!!!1oneone!!!!!11!o1n1e1wongh2!!!!!"
"woof" the cats stop the umping when har it and wicker knew who that was. iz bell! iz bell pretend to be woof! bell- i mean arachne was at lake looking for ripples so technologically this is not deus x machine! she at lake to do job and why she change her name to arachne instead of keep it as bell and arachne shoots fire at all the cats "your're not within the barrier nor anywere near the secret exits so you won't be getting waiter!!" then laurelpaw stood up despite her burning pelt and called the water of the lake of Rowan forum on overone and smoke curled from the cats as soon as teh wave collasped on em. "wha' said arachne who takes this moment to leave. "the moon helped...." moon perked her head "I always do" a teasing glint in her eye which vanished quickly "Don't make me do it again" she snapped back with her fur bristling--her fur was bristling! it should have burned off when Arachne sent fire balls at them. But the water seemes t have healed, regrowned the fur and doused the fire that didn't even touch the Ootsians. The cellphone stick ringed again and Fig informs me that the bwater brought back time so that it woud g abck to a time when their fur weren't burnt... she did this on the claw moon with water from a lake that Iwas surrounded by a barrier...' wicker use your wand as a broom to get away. "it can do tht?" cried wicer "duh ya a witch. now hurry up." i put the wand under me and used i as flying broom and a steady stream of fire trailed the new broom. Jets of watered blew up but wicker went skrt and twisted and weaved between them and finally found fig but fig yell no" on da phone even when i'm sanding right front her "go hear octovian's prophecy!! so i go and head for the cats ad heir:...stream' and then octovian faints and evey1 panics. but jayfeather comes and heals octovian--wait a heartbet! jayeatehr was one of the OotSians who jumped me... how they get her so fast... were they moree. wicker hid in hedge wall. octovian is awake but says he can't see! whne he got the prophecy it came with a vision so real that it crossed the boundary of reality and blinded him. 
In trditionof a post =prophecy cermony the cats decided to  had a mock Hunger games! thay was against rules hunger games. they didn' even have the decency to take it to otd! wicer got out the wall and knew she had to put a stop to this. she learned thru expert that rulebreak is bad and now stop it! but everyone was ike "oh she was cause moe drama" even thoygh i tell em stop break rues they accuse me of drama??!!?! it was chaos i tell you molotovs were up in teh air bear traps were set even though its not 1600 deathberries/nghtlock eaten bow and arrows, swords , knives  and you name it. ..  .. 

EDIT 3:47 pt:so i called the mods cause rulebreaker were everywhere bur they didn't come. what did come was anger. anger frome me... i got so mad that i yelled. I yelled even louder when One in particular  took notice of was blue bird woman with her companion lil birdie vs phoenix big birdie. my yells burned in me and this meat a phoricals ensation became a reality when my yells became fire, winds became storms, fires became infernos and blood became rowan; the similar colors blending into one. even more with the fires buning, getting a teeny weeny bit paler now with the Lightflame still activated... activated... is it possible it could be deactivated? Of course when she finally thought about the gift she would get wehn she makes the ake stoop it from ever rippling 101 times, Arachne came within the dying flames of molotov, phoennix flames, but the flames that did not die was the fire in the blood of wicker nd the flames ever so slowly going pale. "Come on I need help" Arachne calls to me across the roaring fire that was miraoulously still ther "you find way to stoop sea?" i ask 'yes' she replies "but i need yo--" a blaring nose echoed through the flame-ridden sub-forum the fire quickeniing in apling a little but still not fast enough like it usually does. In fact, everything she be fine but my flames still burned and crackled. everyone evacuated out the cats sub-forum into the middle of the forum which wicker overherd was called an intersection. not knowing where to go she attempted to recall everything she could but it seems she forgot. she took out wand made ot cellphone and  called fig. fig what i do now?" i panicly yell. "Okay the entire place is a rectangular Rowan Hedges, hedges with rowan berries . with four sides. One whole side (the front side is dedicated to the introductions Forums.) the left side has two subforums: warriors ans OotS(ia). the one adjacent to that holds the forums for seekers and survivors. the one ajacent to that hold OTD and FAQ's. and adjacent to that would of course be introduction forum again because this is a rectangle. Think of it as the theroems and postualtes used in geometry. If this side is connected to this side then the shape is rectangle or something like that.)

Edit:Okay now Wicker remembered but what caused the nose? As if Arachne had read her mind (wouldn't be surprised if she had) she replies" hey look there's a crack in OotS entrance." All the cats came to witness the crack. Wicker pushed her way to the front because Protagonist Privileges(TM) give Protagonist Priledges and thus Protagonist Priv..hedges so she looked down and saw the crack releasing water say "but tth cracks don't happen out of nowhare do they." The water was comin slowly and... was moving toward over OotSia it was strange movement for such an inanimeate objet. tehn  it hit her. "It's Laurelpaw! She's trying to draw in enough water to push OotSia away!" Wicker yelled. "hAH" sneered a sarcastic tone. It w sJayfeather! at the entrance to the Ootsia which was sslowly pushing back. "it's not that silly apprentice it's simpy....time to move out! his eyes seemed dark with malice despite his pale sightless blue eyes. "Guys let me through" yelled Laurelpaw " don't forget me" she cried frantcially as she tried to push through the massess of cats. ugh you not a POV charrie check your priveledge!! --wait this must mean that Laurel didn't push OotS hedge sub forum! and the only lead on what caused it was... "time to move out" ??? what that mean. WOOF' yoowled some cat. Oh mu gush Archne stop I hear you!!"
"That wasn't me... I don't go 'woof'" she replied. But weren't you the one who woofed outside?" I asked.
"No I wasn't.." then who was it Wicker thought. WOOF and a big big biig Labrodoodle came barging in. That must've been the woof wicker heard when she was battling the Ootsians and just now recently. But why was Octovian jumped onto the dog along with some of his worshippers who greaty believed in his teaching. "Octovian don't leave us!" they cried. As Octovian fastened the leash that would probably serve aas the reigns he looked helplessly at his fellow forumers and called the Lightflame's location has always been secret and only revealed to the enlightened... follow your dreams and find the Lightflame so that it can hurry up and stop burning the Rowan orum. "Wahtt" cast spun around and witnessed that the fire was burning. at this rate the whole place should have burned down... "The water can slow down time, wicker" fig reminds me. she also tyells me another shocking thing... i didn't caus ethe fire by me self... me and arachne subconsciously made the fire together even fig helped put extra juice when we used our wands. she tells me another shocking thing... the water can speed time too. As if time itself slowed down my head slowly turns back and witnesses an empty space: Ootsia has now sailed away where they appear to be a dot... 

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tanky you. thanks so much for reading those long-blocks-of-text-that-should-have-conveniently-been-spaced-more but tank you!!

u must be a god writer den!!

thats a masing! i can't wait to c y u right!!

yeah!!! you go this!1!

now i know why we have grass,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

if you put yas pls atell me so i knwo who lick my fan fuic!! tank you

sneak peck for the finale to the Lightflame Thief arc!!!))

now that the forum waas ending everyone want to "go out in a bang" they were some who were all like "oooohhh lookie me i want to go out with a bang so imma........... necroposted,,,,,,, "
and wicker and bell was all like:



(Meme may or may not be a courtesy from Memeus the selfproclaimed president of the Rowan Forum and gone by a new name, Mercy)

the meme was "look everybody we got a bada" as a satrical thing when people hink theyz all tha!!!11!t
mow here rest og the thinh

so now peope are STILT rule breaking but they no rulebreak hard enough so not even wicker is that upset :/// but she still took the time to report them. the mods came and did their job and people weere all like ommgees mods we still have two weeks--wait two weeks they say?? but the place is burning now! won't it be gone before dawn? then she saw he waves slowly lapping at the hedges that formed the forum. the timestream is slowing down the processer. oh well lets re man in thhe burning place anyway. and despite their still being plenty of time peopl were all like um mods we leave two weeks why you need to ban!! and its like???? two weeks is plenty time to do things doesn't mean you can do whatever you want and then be rud just cuz their doing job an dyou no get yur way!! like my godness get real!!!!!!!!!! anyways.... turns out if you do go out in a bang you get called out for it despite it being a quite popular belief. someone annoyed both the mods and the forumers and peeps got mad and went to bother mods cuz it only mater when you yoursefl are annoyed and not others. motherator appeachiation day needs to b embraced cuz spread positivity!! es godd. now mods were getting desparate on the last few days and i was just sittinn' here missin all the GODD drama i have to go do kission and stop the sea ripples but bell seemed to be working on that and still got nothing so i decided to s peed thins up.............

I thought long and hard about this and then I thought even longer and harder until my head ached. While Arachne would stop the sea/lake from rippling I would get our gift... the Lightflame. Without it the forum will burn down and she'd get her revenge for the mods banning her... again. So now she had to concentrate on the wingle source she had conecting to the lightflame location: octovian phrase to find it and follow draems. what mean? cuz of fig my new dream his ben to find lightflam so to find the lightflame i must ...fin lightflame. sounds liike a time parady.. time! i can see if the timewater from timestream can help so wicker goes to the water and find bell with her wand in her mouth, the tip releasing a fiery balze the size of a barn! smoke rap id came up as the fire collided with water bring up more smoke faster aan fatter an faster an faser an faster. it was a log of fire but it didn't look like it would evaporate the whole lake/sea to stop the rippes.... "
help me!" yells arachne over the sound of smoke sizzle. i stayy wher i at....
"come on" she peeds me "i was the one who helpped you when you were screaming your head off. we cause that great fire together now lets do it again!!"
i still stay...
"but arachne... even if i do help it won help--"
"at least try!" she interrupts me with her rude self......
"maybe i we have lightflame we could do it!!"wicker calls, "octovian says it will follow ur dreams you fine it!"
arachne's eyes hardened a my words her wand sill bursting with trmmendous fire power"wait a mi--" a cough interrupts arachne... wow even her body is mean... "maybe he meanta literal drem! he's like  MED.cat after all.'
om geese ur a geneous arachne" 
"i know i could came up with that web parachute idea if i hadn't been busy but now not time help me for now until we know how to get intoo the dream world."
so wicker uses all her dire powder to help her and as predicted by wicker it no work and eventually the witches get tired. maybe i should use a random power up of friendship boost? wicker puts more of her protagonist juice into her maggie and it increse tenfold. wicker giid! but den she faints......

light... light flame... li...li ghtfl..ame. wicker was muttering to hersef as her words conjured an atmosphere slowly, then quickly a whole room is made and everything appears to be real!! the fist thin she notice is the chanting:

"light em up up up i'm on fire! x2 oh ohohh"

and then she noticed a pale stream that had darkness on either side. she put one foot in, keeping her other fooy balancced on the ground. the foot was instantly shrouded in the darkness and nothing tangible was sensed by wicker. they were only one way across an it was the pale stream. wicker took a smal step on it and realized it didn't dip all the way into the deep part. den she thought maybe the strema froze and then after wile she realize it no actual stream it a barrier of streaming energy like at the rowan forujm! she quickly scales the energy bridge and reaches the end which she couldn 't se euntil now.... she saw a long torch-like monument and at the top was an orb... with a samll ball of pale transparent fire. the orb suspended above the torch thiny making torch useless bt wicker guess it was just for decoration. wicker saw stars glitterig here and there which weren't on the other side but they were here, she also say two cats standing there lookig at her as she observed the flat landscape. thiss tarClan??
"techniclly" splat Jayeater

who's picked "................"
like..... i;m just curios.....

oh no i'm sure they meant no ham
it's a sin that i need to kep improvving erday. an i mama get betaar erday!!