The Ultimate Mapleshade Joke Thread
Jul 29, 2016 20:13:55 GMT -5
𝓣𝓲𝓷𝓾𝓿𝓲𝓮𝓵, Jaysnow, and 2 more like this
Post by kinkajou on Jul 29, 2016 20:13:55 GMT -5
Here I will post all the Mapleshade jokes from all the threads from the old forums. But I cut out replies that weren't really Mapleshade jokes cause I'm lazy
This is a WIP but idc if y'all post
Plot Twist Villains:
Firepup16:
[Dove's Flight posted: No offense, but....why would Sandstorm even bother with becoming a villain? She's an elder now.
Willowshine's a good idea. I'm all for an evil medicine cat.]
{Honey posted: Mapleshade would probably influence her to be a villain}
On December 25th, 2018... Sandstorm finally gets fed up with the elder life and goes #thuglife taking over the Clans with Mapleshade and a couple of Bloodclan allies. Watch Dardude in an action packed adventure that will change the Clans forever!!!
stinkykittypet:
[JayWarriors posted: I bet Snowkit was destined to become the most evil cat in history, so StarClan made him deaf and sent the hawk after him to save the Clans.]
{Dove's Flight posted: Actually, knowing the Erins, that wouldn't be a shocker.
Also Mapleshade influenced the hawk, guys!!!!!!!!}
Mapleshade is the anti-cat
Sootfeather:
[JayWarriors posted: I bet Snowkit was destined to become the most evil cat in history, so StarClan made him deaf and sent the hawk after him to save the Clans.]
{Dove's Flight posted: Actually, knowing the Erins, that wouldn't be a shocker.
Also Mapleshade influenced the hawk, guys!!!!!!!!}
Mapleshade also influenced StarClan because she likes watching kits suffer almost as much as Russetfur, if not more
Dove's Flight: Mapleshade also influenced the other leaders into kicking out SkyClan. Vicky recently confirmed this on her Facebook, because Maplesahde was dead by then.
JayWarriors:
[JayWarriors posted: I bet Snowkit was destined to become the most evil cat in history, so StarClan made him deaf and sent the hawk after him to save the Clans.]
{Dove's Flight posted: Actually, knowing the Erins, that wouldn't be a shocker.
Also Mapleshade influenced the hawk, guys!!!!!!!!}
(stinkykittypet posted: Mapleshade is the anti-cat)
Mapleshade is the cause for all the timeline problems. She hijacks the story so much, that time is going out of whack.
Sootfeather: Mapleshade also killed Tom by influencing One Eye
Dove's Flight: You know what else....
Yellowfang only had kits because Mapleshade influenced her.
Vicky just forgot to put this in YS.
Dove's Flight: Guys!
Ya know why Mapleshade killed Ravenwing?
Mapleshade influenced Mapleshade. *gasp*
Dove's Flight: Crowfeather and Leafpool only got together because of Mapleshade. She influenced Crowfeather to fall in love with her.
Sootfeather:
[Dove's Flight posted:
Guys!
Ya know why Mapleshade killed Ravenwing?
Mapleshade influenced Mapleshade. *gasp*]
MAPLESHADECEPTION
Mapleshade also influenced Eren's mom to die
abd she influenced Hawkfrost to influence Mothwing to influence Willowshine to influence Jayfeather to influence Briarlight to influence Clear Sky to influence...
Dove's Flight: You know how Tigerstar became leader of ShadowClan? MAPLESHADE INFLUENCED HIM.
Oh, wait, can't make a joke out of that, because it's true....
Cinderleaf005: Mapleshade possesed Sharptooth so that she could kill Feathertail because Crowfeather was in love with her, but Mapleshade secretly loved Crowfeather!
Mapleshade Joke Thread (Page 1):
Sootfeather: Mapleshade is Zira's long lost sister
JayWarriors: Mapleshade went back in time and influenced One-Eye, so that One-Eye could influence her when she got to the Dark Forest, creating a totally not-confusing time loop.
- Bamboo -:
[Sootfeather posted:
Mapleshade is Zira's long lost sister]
And she and Natalie are the best of friends
Dove's Flight: Ah...we know who really killed Gray Wing.
It was MAPLESHADE.
Guys, it's so obvious. She went back in time to the forest fire in Thunder Rising, and became all the smoke that Gray Wing inhaled.
All because she didn't want the other Clans to ever exist, and she succeeded. Poor Gray Wing.
How come Mapleshade exists? Well, what do YOU think? (In case no one got this, this was a "I'm Vicky responding to a Facebook post with no idea what to say" reference.
Cinderleaf005:
[Dove's Flight posted:
Ah...we know who really killed Gray Wing.
It was MAPLESHADE.
Guys, it's so obvious. She went back in time to the forest fire in Thunder Rising, and became all the smoke that Gray Wing inhaled.
All because she didn't want the other Clans to ever exist, and she succeeded. Poor Gray Wing.]
Duh. She also possessed Clear Sky in MFV which is why he has the major personality change.
Sootfeather: Mapleshade influenced Blackstar's death by influencing th- oh wait we don't know what killed him because he had an offscreen death
stinkykittypet: Mapleshade is actually Lord Voldemort.
JayWarriors:
[Sootfeather posted: Mapleshade influenced Blackstar's death by influencing th- oh wait we don't know what killed him because he had an offscreen death]
{Dove's Flight posted: He died in the flood.
Mapleshade turned into water?}
Mapleshade held him down and drowned him. For reasons.
JayWarriors: All the off-screen deaths were actually caused by Mapleshade.
stinkykittypet: That time I stubbed my toe on the door, Mapleshade's fault.
citrine: Mapleshade was the hawk that took Snowkit.
FåwnFrøstClan: My mind is blown. Okay, get this:
Mapeshade somehow turns into every sickness imaginable and kills all the cats in the books that died from sickness. Then Mapleshade did all that that you guys had above and ended up killing everyone and that's why there are only super editions and before the clans after firestar died because everyone died. There are no more warrior cats left! Mapleshade killed them all! Wait. . . Didn't he die in the Great Battle with the dark forest?
Well, that turned into a bit of a rant...
stinkykittypet:
[stinkykittypet posted: That time I stubbed my toe on the door, Mapleshade's fault.]
{Dove's Flight posted: Omg, I died at that one.}
Oh darn. Mapleshade just killed Dove's Flight. Is there no ends to her evil??
JayWarriors: Mapleshade sent Tallstar the dream to demote Mudclaw, because she wanted to plunge the Clans into discord.
Dove's Flight: Mapleshade is Vicky.
How?
"Well, what do YOU think? Vicky x.x"
*insert troll face here*
citrine: That time the ThunderClan camp caught fire? Mapleshade with a flamethrower.
мσтнƒιgнт: Mapleshade influenced Ashfur to try and kill Squirrelflight's kin.
- Bamboo -:The twolegs that brought the dogs in basically any scenario to try and harm Clan cats? Mapleshade /// Mapleshade can even be the dogs
kimcarebear: Mapleshade caused the tree that killed Longtail and paralyzed Briarlight's hind legs to be knocked over!
Mapleshade Joke Thread (Page 2):
Dove's Flight: Hey, guys, you know that snake that killed Honeyfern?
IT WAS MAPLESHADE IN DISGUISE.
"You have everything I wanted, Honeyfern! A mate that loved you..." the snake hissed as she plunged her fangs into Honeyfern.
They couldn't find it later because she turned back into Mapleshade's ghost.
Honey: Mapleshade possessed the tree that fell in Fading Echos.
The dogs from A Dangerous Path are actually Mapleshade. All of them.
The hawk that carried off Snowkit was Mapleshade in disguise.
Sharptooth is Mapleshade.
JayWarriors: Mapleshade was the branch that killed Rainwhisker.
JayWarriors: Spiderleg was actually Mapleshade this whole time. He disappeared from the series because Mapleshade had faded away.
citrine: Mapleshade: the real cause of global warming
*Dove's Flight had a post here, but it was taken down for not being forum appropriate. I blame Mapleshade.*
Honey: Mapleshade was driving the car that hit Snowfur, Whitethroat, Shaded Moss, Moth Flight and Shrewpaw.
kimcarebear: Mapleshade influenced the twolegs to build in the Clan's old territory and drive them out.
Honey: Mapleshade killed Mufasa.
Dove's Flight: Mapleshade influenced Scar.
JayWarriors: Mapleshade killed JFK!
мσтнƒιgнт: Mapleshade caused every single event to happen in the series, including going back in time to make sure Twoleg activity interfered with the Ancients so they would become the Tribe and making sure the Tribe starves so Half Moon can send the cats on the Sun Trail. She also influenced every single villain, anti-villain, antagonist, in the series (this includes non cats, so dogs and Twolegs as well) and is One Eye's reincarnation. The reason she attacked Sandstorm specifically was because she was a direct descendent of Thunderstar.
Somehow, she gained the power to control the weather, causing several disasters, like the fires and floods.
Honey: Mapleshade poisoned our water supply, burned down our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses
Dove's Flight: Guys....
Mapleshade is Half Moon in disguise! She is really the cat who had Jayfeather fall in love with her, just so when Jayfeather dies later on, she can kill his spirit for saving the Clans she has hated for so long!
That's the only logical reason Jayfeather hasn't been influenced by Mapleshade yet.
Honey: Mapleshade was the hunter who killed Bambi's mom
JayWarriors:
[Dove's Flight posted: Guys....
Mapleshade is Half Moon in disguise! She is really the cat who had Jayfeather fall in love with her, just so when Jayfeather dies later on, she can kill his spirit for saving the Clans she has hated for so long!
That's the only logical reason Jayfeather hasn't been influenced by Mapleshade yet.]
She was also the last Stoneteller, too. She didn't choose a successor, so that Jayfeather would come and die in the mountains.
Dove's Flight: Mapleshade was the hunter who killed Koda's mom.
JayWarriors: Mapleshade influenced Lotso Huggin' Bear.
Ysera the Dreamer: After all her revenge over (I think his name was Applefur?) and her tragic death, Mapleshade discovered that the dark forest was just a bunch of cats sitting in a plain of oblivion and trolling live cats.
She then decided she don't need no man and thus established AmazonClan, a place were overgrown shecats go to slowly turn once male characters into she cats and vice versa. In their spare time, they also revive people several times o keep them from ever joining their ranks.
Dove's Flight: Mapleshade was the bitter cold that killed Mosskit, because she was jealous that some ThunderClan cat got in a forbidden relationship and got away with it.
мσтнƒιgнт: Mapleshade influenced every bad thing to ever happen in a Disney film, including making a fur coat out of puppies. Yes, people. Mapleshade is Cruella De Ville.
*cue song*
Oh, and she wrote the Twilight Saga.
JayWarriors: Mapleshade is Tara. Mapleshade wrote My Immortal.
"Raven" was Ravenwing, because.
Honey: She also wrote FSOG and directed the horrible live action Avatar movie
мσтнƒιgнт:
[мσтнƒιgнт posted:
Mapleshade influenced every bad thing to ever happen in a Disney film, including making a fur coat out of puppies. Yes, people. Mapleshade is Cruella De Ville.
*cue song*
Oh, and she wrote the Twilight Saga.]
{Dove's Flight posted: OH!
That's why it was so bad and filled with pointless love drama that covered the entire series.}
Exactly!
And she also wrote Fifty Shades and made the movies for both book series.
Mapleshade Joke Thread (Page 3):
Dove's Flight: And also, the Moth was Mapleshade. You know, the Moth that led Moth Flight to her death.
тнє gяєєη ιgнт: Mapleshade directed the PJO movies.
And she caused the forum update.
мσтнƒιgнт: She also directed the ATLA movie, why cartoons like Family Guy and Spongebob have hit rock bottom and there's hardly anything good on TV in general, and why Korra got moved from being on TV to being viewed online.
She also made sure Frozen became as overrated as it is.
Eight: Isn't Mapleshade just existing a joke enough?
Did you know Satin in the bible was originally Mapleshade but the people found the truth too horrifying so they changed it.
Now skip to present day. My guess is Mapleshade influenced the Erin's to write these poorly-written cat books just so she could make an appearance in them and let it be known she is the root of all evil because she was censored. Mapleshade had taken the form of... HarperCollins! Mapleshade also created Ashfur, a base breaker to pit fans against eachother in hopes they would kill eachother off. The new Hunger Games, if you will. She made the forums and other Warriors discussion places so fans could debate and hopefully turn to physical fighting and killing.
But that didn't wok and Mapleshade was angered. What if she put him in StarClan! That'd do the trick. But the battle did not commence. Mapleshade knew that the fedora cat wasn't helping her cause so she arranged all books be rewritten with unneeded love plots. But... some people actually enjoyed them for some reason! Mapleshade knew that ship wars might come out of these romances so she did not stop just yet.
But, Mapleshade's evil plan still hasn't worked. The Erin's tried to escape her evil grasp by writing DOTC which explains it's quality compared to other books but Mapleshade stopped them just in time. They must go back to the regular storyline with the hammy villains, typos, bad romance plots, holes, etc.
Brace yourselves for the new arc... Mapleshade is angry. Here is the preview for the newest book:
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JayWarriors: Mapleshade is on the forums. She knows what we are saying, and to punish those of us who dislike her, she caused the Hoopla update and tried to blind us all. Luckily, the Three arrived and undid everything.
Cinderleaf005: I am Mapleshade. Vengeance on you all for making fun of me!!!
Ysera the Dreamer:
[Cinderleaf005 posted: I am Mapleshade. Vengeance on you all for making fun of me!!!]
Run! Don't look her in the eyes or she'll turn you into a mary sue!
Because I Can: Mapleshade is actually Ashfur's father. Why? Uh...typo.
мσтнƒιgнт: Mapleshade was Luke Skywalker's real father (or, mother if you will).
JayWarriors: Mapleshade also fathered Ash Ketchum.
Dove's Flight: Mapleshade is John Cena, guys.
тнє gяєєη ιgнт: Mapleshade actually wrote Starkit's Prophecy.
Or better, Starkit is actually a reincarnated Mapleshade.
JayWarriors:
[Kinkajoutail posted:
Oh my gosh I seriously can't breathe
*is dead*]
Mapleshade suffocated Kinkajoutail!
stinkykittypet:
[Kinkajoutail posted:
Oh my gosh I seriously can't breathe
*is dead*]
another victim of Mapleshade
Cinderleaf005: Mapleshade, not Dovewing, was the third. Her power was to be able to influence anything and everything.
stinkykittypet: We are being controlled by the government which is controlled by the lizard people which is contolled by MAPLESHADE!!
мσтнƒιgнт: I have a confession to make: My dear forumers, my life is a lie! I'm really an evil former Clan cat who has influenced many events in the series and have a bitter grudge against the Clans. My kits drowned and my mate betrayed me, so I made sure to get my revenge.
That's right, everyone. I am Mapleshade!
citrine:
[JayWarriors posted:
Of everything on this thread
I died from "Purr-gatory"]
oh god not another one
Mapleshade strikes again
Rosepelt;): I must confess too! I'm Ivypool here to destroy Mapleshade! Prepare to meet your doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honey: Mapleshade wrote Bramblestar's Storm
Dove's Flight: Why am I not surprised that this has become a very successful thread within a heartbeat?
MAPLEASHADE IS INFLUENCING US ALL.
Honey: Mapleshade influenced Donald Trump to run for president
Kinkajoutail: Mapleshade influenced me to come back to the forums after I tried to leave
мσтнƒιgнт: Mapleshade came up with autocorrect and created all the mistakes in the series. She also messed up the timeline.
Mapleshade Joke Thread (Page 4):
Eight:
[мσтнƒιgнт posted: Mapleshade came up with autocorrect and created all the mistakes in the series. She also messed up the timeline.]
The Earth does not circulate around the Sun, it circulates around Mapleshade. Timelines can be messed up for Mapleshade.
Kinkajoutail:
[Eight posted: What would ya do if Mapleshade slid into ya girl's DMs?]
{Dove's Flight: Go and strangle her. Oh wait, she's died twice so I can't.
Cuz that makes sense, Vicky...}
It does because Mapleshade made it make sense
Dove's Flight: Guys, laughing so hard has made me hungry. I kinda want to go get food.
But...I'm..scared. What if Mapleshade is hiding in my fridge, ready to take me down for setting up this thread?
Eight:
[Eight posted: What would ya do if Mapleshade slid into ya girl's DMs?]
{Dove's Flight: Go and strangle her. Oh wait, she's died twice so I can't.
Cuz that makes sense, Vicky...}
Don't bully Vicky, she was an innocent pawn to Mapleshade. She didn't deserve to have her life's destiny being taken away to write cat books for 8-12 year olds.
citrine: Mapleshade has produced every season of Spongebob since the first movie
Cinderleaf005:
[Dove's Flight posted: Guys, laughing so hard has made me hungry. I kinda want to go get food.
But...I'm..scared. What if Mapleshade is hiding in my fridge, ready to take me down for setting up this thread?]
Be careful! She'll take over your mind!
мσтнƒιgнт: Hope I don't go too far with this one and really sorry if I do, but Mapleshade is the reason why everybody hates Chris.
(who got that reference?)
Dove's Flight: Guys, turns out, she wasn't hiding in my fridge. She was too busy influencing my dog to bite my toe.
Kinkajoutail: Mapleshade is the reason my cough randomly just got worse
Rosepelt;): Snes the reason I got this cough! She's the reason why only eating Hi-Chews seems to help!
Dove's Flight: Mapleshade is the reason racism exists.
JayWarriors: Guys, I've figured something out. I need to write this fast so Mapleshade won't catch me and kill me.
The reason we all read the books, the reason we all joined the forums, the reason we're still here, is because of Mapleshade. Mapleshade has influenced us all from the time we found the first book, and her goal was to slowly drive us crazy with inconsistencies, typos, plot-holes, and lazy writing. The fact that we're all here is fact that her plan had worked.
Dove's Flight: Guys, Mapleshade's the reason why I failed my last presentation. She influenced my teacher.
(And no, I didn't actually fail it.)
citrine: Mapleshade made me procrastinate writing my essay for the last 7 hours by reading bad jokes on the internet AND built up my tolerance for caffeine so that coffee isn't helping me stay awake
JayWarriors:
[citrine posted: Mapleshade made me procrastinate writing my essay for the last 7 hours by reading bad jokes on the internet AND built up my tolerance for caffeine so that coffee isn't helping me stay awake]
Mapleshade made ME 3 days late to write my Mass Media paper!
Dove's Flight: I think Mapleshade wrote Mapleshade's Vengeance.
Dove's Flight: And she wrote Yellowfang's Secret, which is why it was so bad.
Dove's Flight: But, as Vicky wrote Ravenpaw's Farewell, Mapleshade decided to stop possessing her for a bit and took a few months off in the bahamas.
That's why RF was so good.
мσтнƒιgнт: Mapleshade is the reason for cliffhangers.
Kinkajoutail: Mapleshade is the reason I'm in love with fictional characters
She doesn't want anyone to have a perfect relationship...
Dove's Flight: Mapleshade influenced Tigerstar! Haha!
Oh, wait, it's true....
Eight: What if we're all just overreacting and Mapleshade is trying to protect us from our true villains: Ferncloud and Daisy.
Dove's Flight: This thread is dying because Mapleshade is slowly killing it.
Silentsparrow: I find it funny that that Mapleshade is basically what the Erin's go to when they can't think of anything.
oh SHOOT /insert cat/ is evIL!? mapleshade convinced them!
kITS died? mapleshade.
flOOD ?!? mapleshade.
anything in the series. mapleshade.
seriously, like i said before; she is a cookie cutter villain. she really needs to die, a second time. permanently.
мσтнƒιgнт: Mapleshade is the reason for the illuminati.
Mistybreeze: Mapleshade is why I've had three papers due in the last week. She's why I'm procrastinating right now.
Mapleshade Joke Thread (Page 5):
Dove's Flight:
[Silentsparrow posted: I find it funny that that Mapleshade is basically what the Erin's go to when they can't think of anything.
oh SHOOT /insert cat/ is evIL!? mapleshade convinced them!
kITS died? mapleshade.
flOOD ?!? mapleshade.
anything in the series. mapleshade.
seriously, like i said before; she is a cookie cutter villain. she really needs to die, a second time. permanently.]
{Eight posted: It's even more pathetic how Mapleshade is 99% transparent yet the Erin's are probably never going to make her disappear.}
Mapleshade is the reason why Eight's posts are some of the best on the forums.
That wasn't even being funny; that was a compliment.
Eight:
[Silentsparrow posted: I find it funny that that Mapleshade is basically what the Erin's go to when they can't think of anything.
oh SHOOT /insert cat/ is evIL!? mapleshade convinced them!
kITS died? mapleshade.
flOOD ?!? mapleshade.
anything in the series. mapleshade.
seriously, like i said before; she is a cookie cutter villain. she really needs to die, a second time. permanently.]
{Eight posted: It's even more pathetic how Mapleshade is 99% transparent yet the Erin's are probably never going to make her disappear.}
(Dove's Flight posted: Mapleshade is the reason why Eight's posts are some of the best on the forums.
That wasn't even being funny; that was a compliment.)
I sold my soul to Mapleshade for humour.
Jumpwhisker:
[Silentsparrow posted: I find it funny that that Mapleshade is basically what the Erin's go to when they can't think of anything.
oh SHOOT /insert cat/ is evIL!? mapleshade convinced them!
kITS died? mapleshade.
flOOD ?!? mapleshade.
anything in the series. mapleshade.
seriously, like i said before; she is a cookie cutter villain. she really needs to die, a second time. permanently.]
{Eight posted: It's even more pathetic how Mapleshade is 99% transparent yet the Erin's are probably never going to make her disappear.}
(Dove's Flight posted: Mapleshade is the reason why Eight's posts are some of the best on the forums.
That wasn't even being funny; that was a compliment.)
<Eight posted: I sold my soul to Mapleshade for humour.>
Well, at least you didn't make her a promise. *coughCrookedstarcough*
мσтнƒιgнт: Timmy fell down the well because of Mapleshade.
She's also the reason for every dog that's ever died in a film, TV show, movie, etc... including being the rabid wolf that bit Old Yeller.
мσтнƒιgнт:
[мσтнƒιgнт posted: Timmy fell down the well because of Mapleshade.
She's also the reason for every dog that's ever died in a film, TV show, movie, etc... including being the rabid wolf that bit Old Yeller.]
{Dove's Flight posted: Even Where the Red Fern Grows?
*actively hunts Mapleshade down*}
Especially Where the Red Fern Grows.
Kinkajoutail:
[мσтнƒιgнт posted:
Timmy fell down the well because of Mapleshade.
She's also the reason for every dog that's ever died in a film, TV show, movie, etc... including being the rabid wolf that bit Old Yeller.]
Reminds me of a joke me and my brother have about Where the Red Fern Grows...
Also Mapleshade is the reason I'm on a cat forum at 1:37 am on a school night
Jumpwhisker:
[мσтнƒιgнт posted: Timmy fell down the well because of Mapleshade.
She's also the reason for every dog that's ever died in a film, TV show, movie, etc... including being the rabid wolf that bit Old Yeller.]
{Kinkajoutail posted: Reminds me of a joke me and my brother have about Where the Red Fern Grows...
Also Mapleshade is the reason I'm on a cat forum at 1:37 am on a school night}
Ayeeee... Who needs sleep on a school night anyways? Besides, if you go to sleep now, Mapleshade shall haunt your dreams.
Dove's Flight:
[мσтнƒιgнт posted: Timmy fell down the well because of Mapleshade.
She's also the reason for every dog that's ever died in a film, TV show, movie, etc... including being the rabid wolf that bit Old Yeller.]
{Kinkajoutail posted: Reminds me of a joke me and my brother have about Where the Red Fern Grows...
Also Mapleshade is the reason I'm on a cat forum at 1:37 am on a school night}
(Jumpwhisker posted: Ayeeee... Who needs sleep on a school night anyways? Besides, if you go to sleep now, Mapleshade shall haunt your dreams.)
I need sleep, especially now.
But Mapleshade gave me a really bad cough, so...
kimcarebear: Guys, I've made a shocking revelation. In the first book, when Firestar(Rusty) is dreaming about the forest and is woken up by his twolegs, Mapleshade influenced his twolegs to wake him up. She was trying to destroy his longing for the wild, which would allow Tigerstar to take over Thunderclan and plunge the clans into an age of darkness. She would advise Tigerstar on his quest to take over the forest and form the clans into one. If Rusty ever went into the forest, he would be driven off and possibly killed, as the new Mapleclan would have a no outside cat policy, because outsiders generally cause rebellion in books like these. Driven off of the land, Rusty would become leader of an enemy clan and try to take over, but inevitably fail. He and the rest of his clan would be killed and go to Starclan when they died, entering another twisted version of the clans.
Sootfeather: Mapleshade influenced Sora to bomb that one class in Jade Mountain. (Was it Sora?)
Sootfeather:
[Honey posted: Mapleshade was driving the car that hit Snowfur, Whitethroat, Shaded Moss, Moth Flight and Shrewpaw.]
And Cinderpelt
Doesong: Mapleshade secretly loved Firestar, that's why she tried to kill Sandstorm and she killed Spottedleaf. She wanted him all to herself.
Oh and when he didn't love her she sent Tigerstar to him, and Tigerstar didn't kill Firestar--Mapleshade did.
Maleshade brought the bulldozers into the forest in the New Prophecy.
Doesong: She built the road so she could run over more cats
SilverHailstorm: Mapleshade influenced Robert Oppenheimer to build the atomic bomb.
JayWarriors: Mapleshade let the dogs out.
She also cancelled Firefly and made the Kardashians famous.
Sootfeather: Mapleshade influenced Envy to cause the entire Ishvalan civil war in Fullmetal Alchemist
I need a life
SilverHailstorm: Mapleshade poisoned the water hole!
JayWarriors:
[SilverHailstorm posted: Mapleshade poisoned the water hole!]
She put a snake in my boot!
SilverHailstorm: Mapleshade killed Dumbledore.
SilverHailstorm: Mapleshade is ACTUALLY Luke's father.
Sootfeather: Mapleshade caused 9/11
look someone mentioned Hit.ler earlier and ____ caused 9/11 is a meme now
excuse me rn as I feel terrible and regret this. (I didn't know if I should post one this tell me if you want me to take it off and I will)
JayWarriors:
[SilverHailstorm posted: Mapleshade poisoned the water hole!]
{JayWarriors posted: She put a snake in my boot!}
(Sootfeather posted: YOU STOLE MY IDEA)
Mapleshade influenced me to do it, I'm sorry.
Sootfeather:
[SilverHailstorm posted: Mapleshade poisoned the water hole!]
{JayWarriors posted: She put a snake in my boot!}
(Sootfeather posted: YOU STOLE MY IDEA)
<JayWarriors posted: Mapleshade influenced me to do it, I'm sorry.>
Mapleshade influenced me to come up with it in the first place
JayWarriors: Mapleshade killed the dinosaurs!
SilverHailstorm: Mapleshade CREATED The One Ring.
Sootfeather: Mapleshade influenced the Colossal Titan to destroy the wall
SilverHailstorm: Mapleshade was the shark in Jaws. All of them.
Continued on another post further down
This is a WIP but idc if y'all post
Plot Twist Villains:
Firepup16:
[Dove's Flight posted: No offense, but....why would Sandstorm even bother with becoming a villain? She's an elder now.
Willowshine's a good idea. I'm all for an evil medicine cat.]
{Honey posted: Mapleshade would probably influence her to be a villain}
On December 25th, 2018... Sandstorm finally gets fed up with the elder life and goes #thuglife taking over the Clans with Mapleshade and a couple of Bloodclan allies. Watch Dardude in an action packed adventure that will change the Clans forever!!!
stinkykittypet:
[JayWarriors posted: I bet Snowkit was destined to become the most evil cat in history, so StarClan made him deaf and sent the hawk after him to save the Clans.]
{Dove's Flight posted: Actually, knowing the Erins, that wouldn't be a shocker.
Also Mapleshade influenced the hawk, guys!!!!!!!!}
Mapleshade is the anti-cat
Sootfeather:
[JayWarriors posted: I bet Snowkit was destined to become the most evil cat in history, so StarClan made him deaf and sent the hawk after him to save the Clans.]
{Dove's Flight posted: Actually, knowing the Erins, that wouldn't be a shocker.
Also Mapleshade influenced the hawk, guys!!!!!!!!}
Mapleshade also influenced StarClan because she likes watching kits suffer almost as much as Russetfur, if not more
Dove's Flight: Mapleshade also influenced the other leaders into kicking out SkyClan. Vicky recently confirmed this on her Facebook, because Maplesahde was dead by then.
JayWarriors:
[JayWarriors posted: I bet Snowkit was destined to become the most evil cat in history, so StarClan made him deaf and sent the hawk after him to save the Clans.]
{Dove's Flight posted: Actually, knowing the Erins, that wouldn't be a shocker.
Also Mapleshade influenced the hawk, guys!!!!!!!!}
(stinkykittypet posted: Mapleshade is the anti-cat)
Mapleshade is the cause for all the timeline problems. She hijacks the story so much, that time is going out of whack.
Sootfeather: Mapleshade also killed Tom by influencing One Eye
Dove's Flight: You know what else....
Yellowfang only had kits because Mapleshade influenced her.
Vicky just forgot to put this in YS.
Dove's Flight: Guys!
Ya know why Mapleshade killed Ravenwing?
Mapleshade influenced Mapleshade. *gasp*
Dove's Flight: Crowfeather and Leafpool only got together because of Mapleshade. She influenced Crowfeather to fall in love with her.
Sootfeather:
[Dove's Flight posted:
Guys!
Ya know why Mapleshade killed Ravenwing?
Mapleshade influenced Mapleshade. *gasp*]
MAPLESHADECEPTION
Mapleshade also influenced Eren's mom to die
abd she influenced Hawkfrost to influence Mothwing to influence Willowshine to influence Jayfeather to influence Briarlight to influence Clear Sky to influence...
Dove's Flight: You know how Tigerstar became leader of ShadowClan? MAPLESHADE INFLUENCED HIM.
Oh, wait, can't make a joke out of that, because it's true....
Cinderleaf005: Mapleshade possesed Sharptooth so that she could kill Feathertail because Crowfeather was in love with her, but Mapleshade secretly loved Crowfeather!
Mapleshade Joke Thread (Page 1):
Sootfeather: Mapleshade is Zira's long lost sister
JayWarriors: Mapleshade went back in time and influenced One-Eye, so that One-Eye could influence her when she got to the Dark Forest, creating a totally not-confusing time loop.
- Bamboo -:
[Sootfeather posted:
Mapleshade is Zira's long lost sister]
And she and Natalie are the best of friends
Dove's Flight: Ah...we know who really killed Gray Wing.
It was MAPLESHADE.
Guys, it's so obvious. She went back in time to the forest fire in Thunder Rising, and became all the smoke that Gray Wing inhaled.
All because she didn't want the other Clans to ever exist, and she succeeded. Poor Gray Wing.
How come Mapleshade exists? Well, what do YOU think? (In case no one got this, this was a "I'm Vicky responding to a Facebook post with no idea what to say" reference.
Cinderleaf005:
[Dove's Flight posted:
Ah...we know who really killed Gray Wing.
It was MAPLESHADE.
Guys, it's so obvious. She went back in time to the forest fire in Thunder Rising, and became all the smoke that Gray Wing inhaled.
All because she didn't want the other Clans to ever exist, and she succeeded. Poor Gray Wing.]
Duh. She also possessed Clear Sky in MFV which is why he has the major personality change.
Sootfeather: Mapleshade influenced Blackstar's death by influencing th- oh wait we don't know what killed him because he had an offscreen death
stinkykittypet: Mapleshade is actually Lord Voldemort.
JayWarriors:
[Sootfeather posted: Mapleshade influenced Blackstar's death by influencing th- oh wait we don't know what killed him because he had an offscreen death]
{Dove's Flight posted: He died in the flood.
Mapleshade turned into water?}
Mapleshade held him down and drowned him. For reasons.
JayWarriors: All the off-screen deaths were actually caused by Mapleshade.
stinkykittypet: That time I stubbed my toe on the door, Mapleshade's fault.
citrine: Mapleshade was the hawk that took Snowkit.
FåwnFrøstClan: My mind is blown. Okay, get this:
Mapeshade somehow turns into every sickness imaginable and kills all the cats in the books that died from sickness. Then Mapleshade did all that that you guys had above and ended up killing everyone and that's why there are only super editions and before the clans after firestar died because everyone died. There are no more warrior cats left! Mapleshade killed them all! Wait. . . Didn't he die in the Great Battle with the dark forest?
Well, that turned into a bit of a rant...
stinkykittypet:
[stinkykittypet posted: That time I stubbed my toe on the door, Mapleshade's fault.]
{Dove's Flight posted: Omg, I died at that one.}
Oh darn. Mapleshade just killed Dove's Flight. Is there no ends to her evil??
JayWarriors: Mapleshade sent Tallstar the dream to demote Mudclaw, because she wanted to plunge the Clans into discord.
Dove's Flight: Mapleshade is Vicky.
How?
"Well, what do YOU think? Vicky x.x"
*insert troll face here*
citrine: That time the ThunderClan camp caught fire? Mapleshade with a flamethrower.
мσтнƒιgнт: Mapleshade influenced Ashfur to try and kill Squirrelflight's kin.
- Bamboo -:The twolegs that brought the dogs in basically any scenario to try and harm Clan cats? Mapleshade /// Mapleshade can even be the dogs
kimcarebear: Mapleshade caused the tree that killed Longtail and paralyzed Briarlight's hind legs to be knocked over!
Mapleshade Joke Thread (Page 2):
Dove's Flight: Hey, guys, you know that snake that killed Honeyfern?
IT WAS MAPLESHADE IN DISGUISE.
"You have everything I wanted, Honeyfern! A mate that loved you..." the snake hissed as she plunged her fangs into Honeyfern.
They couldn't find it later because she turned back into Mapleshade's ghost.
Honey: Mapleshade possessed the tree that fell in Fading Echos.
The dogs from A Dangerous Path are actually Mapleshade. All of them.
The hawk that carried off Snowkit was Mapleshade in disguise.
Sharptooth is Mapleshade.
JayWarriors: Mapleshade was the branch that killed Rainwhisker.
JayWarriors: Spiderleg was actually Mapleshade this whole time. He disappeared from the series because Mapleshade had faded away.
citrine: Mapleshade: the real cause of global warming
*Dove's Flight had a post here, but it was taken down for not being forum appropriate. I blame Mapleshade.*
Honey: Mapleshade was driving the car that hit Snowfur, Whitethroat, Shaded Moss, Moth Flight and Shrewpaw.
kimcarebear: Mapleshade influenced the twolegs to build in the Clan's old territory and drive them out.
Honey: Mapleshade killed Mufasa.
Dove's Flight: Mapleshade influenced Scar.
JayWarriors: Mapleshade killed JFK!
мσтнƒιgнт: Mapleshade caused every single event to happen in the series, including going back in time to make sure Twoleg activity interfered with the Ancients so they would become the Tribe and making sure the Tribe starves so Half Moon can send the cats on the Sun Trail. She also influenced every single villain, anti-villain, antagonist, in the series (this includes non cats, so dogs and Twolegs as well) and is One Eye's reincarnation. The reason she attacked Sandstorm specifically was because she was a direct descendent of Thunderstar.
Somehow, she gained the power to control the weather, causing several disasters, like the fires and floods.
Honey: Mapleshade poisoned our water supply, burned down our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses
Dove's Flight: Guys....
Mapleshade is Half Moon in disguise! She is really the cat who had Jayfeather fall in love with her, just so when Jayfeather dies later on, she can kill his spirit for saving the Clans she has hated for so long!
That's the only logical reason Jayfeather hasn't been influenced by Mapleshade yet.
Honey: Mapleshade was the hunter who killed Bambi's mom
JayWarriors:
[Dove's Flight posted: Guys....
Mapleshade is Half Moon in disguise! She is really the cat who had Jayfeather fall in love with her, just so when Jayfeather dies later on, she can kill his spirit for saving the Clans she has hated for so long!
That's the only logical reason Jayfeather hasn't been influenced by Mapleshade yet.]
She was also the last Stoneteller, too. She didn't choose a successor, so that Jayfeather would come and die in the mountains.
Dove's Flight: Mapleshade was the hunter who killed Koda's mom.
JayWarriors: Mapleshade influenced Lotso Huggin' Bear.
Ysera the Dreamer: After all her revenge over (I think his name was Applefur?) and her tragic death, Mapleshade discovered that the dark forest was just a bunch of cats sitting in a plain of oblivion and trolling live cats.
She then decided she don't need no man and thus established AmazonClan, a place were overgrown shecats go to slowly turn once male characters into she cats and vice versa. In their spare time, they also revive people several times o keep them from ever joining their ranks.
Dove's Flight: Mapleshade was the bitter cold that killed Mosskit, because she was jealous that some ThunderClan cat got in a forbidden relationship and got away with it.
мσтнƒιgнт: Mapleshade influenced every bad thing to ever happen in a Disney film, including making a fur coat out of puppies. Yes, people. Mapleshade is Cruella De Ville.
*cue song*
Oh, and she wrote the Twilight Saga.
JayWarriors: Mapleshade is Tara. Mapleshade wrote My Immortal.
"Raven" was Ravenwing, because.
Honey: She also wrote FSOG and directed the horrible live action Avatar movie
мσтнƒιgнт:
[мσтнƒιgнт posted:
Mapleshade influenced every bad thing to ever happen in a Disney film, including making a fur coat out of puppies. Yes, people. Mapleshade is Cruella De Ville.
*cue song*
Oh, and she wrote the Twilight Saga.]
{Dove's Flight posted: OH!
That's why it was so bad and filled with pointless love drama that covered the entire series.}
Exactly!
And she also wrote Fifty Shades and made the movies for both book series.
Mapleshade Joke Thread (Page 3):
Dove's Flight: And also, the Moth was Mapleshade. You know, the Moth that led Moth Flight to her death.
тнє gяєєη ιgнт: Mapleshade directed the PJO movies.
And she caused the forum update.
мσтнƒιgнт: She also directed the ATLA movie, why cartoons like Family Guy and Spongebob have hit rock bottom and there's hardly anything good on TV in general, and why Korra got moved from being on TV to being viewed online.
She also made sure Frozen became as overrated as it is.
Eight: Isn't Mapleshade just existing a joke enough?
Did you know Satin in the bible was originally Mapleshade but the people found the truth too horrifying so they changed it.
Now skip to present day. My guess is Mapleshade influenced the Erin's to write these poorly-written cat books just so she could make an appearance in them and let it be known she is the root of all evil because she was censored. Mapleshade had taken the form of... HarperCollins! Mapleshade also created Ashfur, a base breaker to pit fans against eachother in hopes they would kill eachother off. The new Hunger Games, if you will. She made the forums and other Warriors discussion places so fans could debate and hopefully turn to physical fighting and killing.
But that didn't wok and Mapleshade was angered. What if she put him in StarClan! That'd do the trick. But the battle did not commence. Mapleshade knew that the fedora cat wasn't helping her cause so she arranged all books be rewritten with unneeded love plots. But... some people actually enjoyed them for some reason! Mapleshade knew that ship wars might come out of these romances so she did not stop just yet.
But, Mapleshade's evil plan still hasn't worked. The Erin's tried to escape her evil grasp by writing DOTC which explains it's quality compared to other books but Mapleshade stopped them just in time. They must go back to the regular storyline with the hammy villains, typos, bad romance plots, holes, etc.
Brace yourselves for the new arc... Mapleshade is angry. Here is the preview for the newest book:
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JayWarriors: Mapleshade is on the forums. She knows what we are saying, and to punish those of us who dislike her, she caused the Hoopla update and tried to blind us all. Luckily, the Three arrived and undid everything.
Cinderleaf005: I am Mapleshade. Vengeance on you all for making fun of me!!!
Ysera the Dreamer:
[Cinderleaf005 posted: I am Mapleshade. Vengeance on you all for making fun of me!!!]
Run! Don't look her in the eyes or she'll turn you into a mary sue!
Because I Can: Mapleshade is actually Ashfur's father. Why? Uh...typo.
мσтнƒιgнт: Mapleshade was Luke Skywalker's real father (or, mother if you will).
JayWarriors: Mapleshade also fathered Ash Ketchum.
Dove's Flight: Mapleshade is John Cena, guys.
тнє gяєєη ιgнт: Mapleshade actually wrote Starkit's Prophecy.
Or better, Starkit is actually a reincarnated Mapleshade.
JayWarriors:
[Kinkajoutail posted:
Oh my gosh I seriously can't breathe
*is dead*]
Mapleshade suffocated Kinkajoutail!
stinkykittypet:
[Kinkajoutail posted:
Oh my gosh I seriously can't breathe
*is dead*]
another victim of Mapleshade
Cinderleaf005: Mapleshade, not Dovewing, was the third. Her power was to be able to influence anything and everything.
stinkykittypet: We are being controlled by the government which is controlled by the lizard people which is contolled by MAPLESHADE!!
мσтнƒιgнт: I have a confession to make: My dear forumers, my life is a lie! I'm really an evil former Clan cat who has influenced many events in the series and have a bitter grudge against the Clans. My kits drowned and my mate betrayed me, so I made sure to get my revenge.
That's right, everyone. I am Mapleshade!
citrine:
[JayWarriors posted:
Of everything on this thread
I died from "Purr-gatory"]
oh god not another one
Mapleshade strikes again
Rosepelt;): I must confess too! I'm Ivypool here to destroy Mapleshade! Prepare to meet your doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honey: Mapleshade wrote Bramblestar's Storm
Dove's Flight: Why am I not surprised that this has become a very successful thread within a heartbeat?
MAPLEASHADE IS INFLUENCING US ALL.
Honey: Mapleshade influenced Donald Trump to run for president
Kinkajoutail: Mapleshade influenced me to come back to the forums after I tried to leave
мσтнƒιgнт: Mapleshade came up with autocorrect and created all the mistakes in the series. She also messed up the timeline.
Mapleshade Joke Thread (Page 4):
Eight:
[мσтнƒιgнт posted: Mapleshade came up with autocorrect and created all the mistakes in the series. She also messed up the timeline.]
The Earth does not circulate around the Sun, it circulates around Mapleshade. Timelines can be messed up for Mapleshade.
Kinkajoutail:
[Eight posted: What would ya do if Mapleshade slid into ya girl's DMs?]
{Dove's Flight: Go and strangle her. Oh wait, she's died twice so I can't.
Cuz that makes sense, Vicky...}
It does because Mapleshade made it make sense
Dove's Flight: Guys, laughing so hard has made me hungry. I kinda want to go get food.
But...I'm..scared. What if Mapleshade is hiding in my fridge, ready to take me down for setting up this thread?
Eight:
[Eight posted: What would ya do if Mapleshade slid into ya girl's DMs?]
{Dove's Flight: Go and strangle her. Oh wait, she's died twice so I can't.
Cuz that makes sense, Vicky...}
Don't bully Vicky, she was an innocent pawn to Mapleshade. She didn't deserve to have her life's destiny being taken away to write cat books for 8-12 year olds.
citrine: Mapleshade has produced every season of Spongebob since the first movie
Cinderleaf005:
[Dove's Flight posted: Guys, laughing so hard has made me hungry. I kinda want to go get food.
But...I'm..scared. What if Mapleshade is hiding in my fridge, ready to take me down for setting up this thread?]
Be careful! She'll take over your mind!
мσтнƒιgнт: Hope I don't go too far with this one and really sorry if I do, but Mapleshade is the reason why everybody hates Chris.
(who got that reference?)
Dove's Flight: Guys, turns out, she wasn't hiding in my fridge. She was too busy influencing my dog to bite my toe.
Kinkajoutail: Mapleshade is the reason my cough randomly just got worse
Rosepelt;): Snes the reason I got this cough! She's the reason why only eating Hi-Chews seems to help!
Dove's Flight: Mapleshade is the reason racism exists.
JayWarriors: Guys, I've figured something out. I need to write this fast so Mapleshade won't catch me and kill me.
The reason we all read the books, the reason we all joined the forums, the reason we're still here, is because of Mapleshade. Mapleshade has influenced us all from the time we found the first book, and her goal was to slowly drive us crazy with inconsistencies, typos, plot-holes, and lazy writing. The fact that we're all here is fact that her plan had worked.
Dove's Flight: Guys, Mapleshade's the reason why I failed my last presentation. She influenced my teacher.
(And no, I didn't actually fail it.)
citrine: Mapleshade made me procrastinate writing my essay for the last 7 hours by reading bad jokes on the internet AND built up my tolerance for caffeine so that coffee isn't helping me stay awake
JayWarriors:
[citrine posted: Mapleshade made me procrastinate writing my essay for the last 7 hours by reading bad jokes on the internet AND built up my tolerance for caffeine so that coffee isn't helping me stay awake]
Mapleshade made ME 3 days late to write my Mass Media paper!
Dove's Flight: I think Mapleshade wrote Mapleshade's Vengeance.
Dove's Flight: And she wrote Yellowfang's Secret, which is why it was so bad.
Dove's Flight: But, as Vicky wrote Ravenpaw's Farewell, Mapleshade decided to stop possessing her for a bit and took a few months off in the bahamas.
That's why RF was so good.
мσтнƒιgнт: Mapleshade is the reason for cliffhangers.
Kinkajoutail: Mapleshade is the reason I'm in love with fictional characters
She doesn't want anyone to have a perfect relationship...
Dove's Flight: Mapleshade influenced Tigerstar! Haha!
Oh, wait, it's true....
Eight: What if we're all just overreacting and Mapleshade is trying to protect us from our true villains: Ferncloud and Daisy.
Dove's Flight: This thread is dying because Mapleshade is slowly killing it.
Silentsparrow: I find it funny that that Mapleshade is basically what the Erin's go to when they can't think of anything.
oh SHOOT /insert cat/ is evIL!? mapleshade convinced them!
kITS died? mapleshade.
flOOD ?!? mapleshade.
anything in the series. mapleshade.
seriously, like i said before; she is a cookie cutter villain. she really needs to die, a second time. permanently.
мσтнƒιgнт: Mapleshade is the reason for the illuminati.
Mistybreeze: Mapleshade is why I've had three papers due in the last week. She's why I'm procrastinating right now.
Mapleshade Joke Thread (Page 5):
Dove's Flight:
[Silentsparrow posted: I find it funny that that Mapleshade is basically what the Erin's go to when they can't think of anything.
oh SHOOT /insert cat/ is evIL!? mapleshade convinced them!
kITS died? mapleshade.
flOOD ?!? mapleshade.
anything in the series. mapleshade.
seriously, like i said before; she is a cookie cutter villain. she really needs to die, a second time. permanently.]
{Eight posted: It's even more pathetic how Mapleshade is 99% transparent yet the Erin's are probably never going to make her disappear.}
Mapleshade is the reason why Eight's posts are some of the best on the forums.
That wasn't even being funny; that was a compliment.
Eight:
[Silentsparrow posted: I find it funny that that Mapleshade is basically what the Erin's go to when they can't think of anything.
oh SHOOT /insert cat/ is evIL!? mapleshade convinced them!
kITS died? mapleshade.
flOOD ?!? mapleshade.
anything in the series. mapleshade.
seriously, like i said before; she is a cookie cutter villain. she really needs to die, a second time. permanently.]
{Eight posted: It's even more pathetic how Mapleshade is 99% transparent yet the Erin's are probably never going to make her disappear.}
(Dove's Flight posted: Mapleshade is the reason why Eight's posts are some of the best on the forums.
That wasn't even being funny; that was a compliment.)
I sold my soul to Mapleshade for humour.
Jumpwhisker:
[Silentsparrow posted: I find it funny that that Mapleshade is basically what the Erin's go to when they can't think of anything.
oh SHOOT /insert cat/ is evIL!? mapleshade convinced them!
kITS died? mapleshade.
flOOD ?!? mapleshade.
anything in the series. mapleshade.
seriously, like i said before; she is a cookie cutter villain. she really needs to die, a second time. permanently.]
{Eight posted: It's even more pathetic how Mapleshade is 99% transparent yet the Erin's are probably never going to make her disappear.}
(Dove's Flight posted: Mapleshade is the reason why Eight's posts are some of the best on the forums.
That wasn't even being funny; that was a compliment.)
<Eight posted: I sold my soul to Mapleshade for humour.>
Well, at least you didn't make her a promise. *coughCrookedstarcough*
мσтнƒιgнт: Timmy fell down the well because of Mapleshade.
She's also the reason for every dog that's ever died in a film, TV show, movie, etc... including being the rabid wolf that bit Old Yeller.
мσтнƒιgнт:
[мσтнƒιgнт posted: Timmy fell down the well because of Mapleshade.
She's also the reason for every dog that's ever died in a film, TV show, movie, etc... including being the rabid wolf that bit Old Yeller.]
{Dove's Flight posted: Even Where the Red Fern Grows?
*actively hunts Mapleshade down*}
Especially Where the Red Fern Grows.
Kinkajoutail:
[мσтнƒιgнт posted:
Timmy fell down the well because of Mapleshade.
She's also the reason for every dog that's ever died in a film, TV show, movie, etc... including being the rabid wolf that bit Old Yeller.]
Reminds me of a joke me and my brother have about Where the Red Fern Grows...
Also Mapleshade is the reason I'm on a cat forum at 1:37 am on a school night
Jumpwhisker:
[мσтнƒιgнт posted: Timmy fell down the well because of Mapleshade.
She's also the reason for every dog that's ever died in a film, TV show, movie, etc... including being the rabid wolf that bit Old Yeller.]
{Kinkajoutail posted: Reminds me of a joke me and my brother have about Where the Red Fern Grows...
Also Mapleshade is the reason I'm on a cat forum at 1:37 am on a school night}
Ayeeee... Who needs sleep on a school night anyways? Besides, if you go to sleep now, Mapleshade shall haunt your dreams.
Dove's Flight:
[мσтнƒιgнт posted: Timmy fell down the well because of Mapleshade.
She's also the reason for every dog that's ever died in a film, TV show, movie, etc... including being the rabid wolf that bit Old Yeller.]
{Kinkajoutail posted: Reminds me of a joke me and my brother have about Where the Red Fern Grows...
Also Mapleshade is the reason I'm on a cat forum at 1:37 am on a school night}
(Jumpwhisker posted: Ayeeee... Who needs sleep on a school night anyways? Besides, if you go to sleep now, Mapleshade shall haunt your dreams.)
I need sleep, especially now.
But Mapleshade gave me a really bad cough, so...
kimcarebear: Guys, I've made a shocking revelation. In the first book, when Firestar(Rusty) is dreaming about the forest and is woken up by his twolegs, Mapleshade influenced his twolegs to wake him up. She was trying to destroy his longing for the wild, which would allow Tigerstar to take over Thunderclan and plunge the clans into an age of darkness. She would advise Tigerstar on his quest to take over the forest and form the clans into one. If Rusty ever went into the forest, he would be driven off and possibly killed, as the new Mapleclan would have a no outside cat policy, because outsiders generally cause rebellion in books like these. Driven off of the land, Rusty would become leader of an enemy clan and try to take over, but inevitably fail. He and the rest of his clan would be killed and go to Starclan when they died, entering another twisted version of the clans.
Sootfeather: Mapleshade influenced Sora to bomb that one class in Jade Mountain. (Was it Sora?)
Sootfeather:
[Honey posted: Mapleshade was driving the car that hit Snowfur, Whitethroat, Shaded Moss, Moth Flight and Shrewpaw.]
And Cinderpelt
Doesong: Mapleshade secretly loved Firestar, that's why she tried to kill Sandstorm and she killed Spottedleaf. She wanted him all to herself.
Oh and when he didn't love her she sent Tigerstar to him, and Tigerstar didn't kill Firestar--Mapleshade did.
Maleshade brought the bulldozers into the forest in the New Prophecy.
Doesong: She built the road so she could run over more cats
SilverHailstorm: Mapleshade influenced Robert Oppenheimer to build the atomic bomb.
JayWarriors: Mapleshade let the dogs out.
She also cancelled Firefly and made the Kardashians famous.
Sootfeather: Mapleshade influenced Envy to cause the entire Ishvalan civil war in Fullmetal Alchemist
I need a life
SilverHailstorm: Mapleshade poisoned the water hole!
JayWarriors:
[SilverHailstorm posted: Mapleshade poisoned the water hole!]
She put a snake in my boot!
SilverHailstorm: Mapleshade killed Dumbledore.
SilverHailstorm: Mapleshade is ACTUALLY Luke's father.
Sootfeather: Mapleshade caused 9/11
look someone mentioned Hit.ler earlier and ____ caused 9/11 is a meme now
excuse me rn as I feel terrible and regret this. (I didn't know if I should post one this tell me if you want me to take it off and I will)
JayWarriors:
[SilverHailstorm posted: Mapleshade poisoned the water hole!]
{JayWarriors posted: She put a snake in my boot!}
(Sootfeather posted: YOU STOLE MY IDEA)
Mapleshade influenced me to do it, I'm sorry.
Sootfeather:
[SilverHailstorm posted: Mapleshade poisoned the water hole!]
{JayWarriors posted: She put a snake in my boot!}
(Sootfeather posted: YOU STOLE MY IDEA)
<JayWarriors posted: Mapleshade influenced me to do it, I'm sorry.>
Mapleshade influenced me to come up with it in the first place
JayWarriors: Mapleshade killed the dinosaurs!
SilverHailstorm: Mapleshade CREATED The One Ring.
Sootfeather: Mapleshade influenced the Colossal Titan to destroy the wall
SilverHailstorm: Mapleshade was the shark in Jaws. All of them.
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