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Post by Basement Cat on Mar 22, 2018 22:29:13 GMT -5
Share 'em. Throw all logic out the window, and just go wild. It's good to have fun. It's good to not take things so seriously. And it's good to remember that Purdy is immortal and simply transferred his life force onto the next Purdy.
Here's a few of them. ^^
* Smudge decided he would make his own religion called 'The Religion of Smudge.' much to his surprise, when he died, he got his own part of the stars, which he was utterly baffled about. It is now a legally recognize religion.
* Firepaw and Graypaw once had a competition too see who could eat the most. The winner was Ravenpaw. All three were confined to camp for a week for the legendary stunt.
(Lionpaw and Berrypaw tried to recreate it, but Jaypaw ended up winning.
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* Sol has mad seduction skills, but it only works on gay cats. That's why Hollyleaf was immune, but Blackstar was so badly effected. He achieves this by waggling his leg around with a fried egg on it.
* Dovewing's eye color changes according to the day of the week. Monday is Heathertail purple, Wednesday - Hollyleaf green, Friday - Hawkfrost blue...
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Holly Snow
My full names are Hollyleaf;) and Snowwing™
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Post by Holly Snow on Mar 22, 2018 22:31:01 GMT -5
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Rainbow
Pandean
Ferncloud Deserves Better
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Post by Pandean on Mar 22, 2018 22:31:41 GMT -5
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Post by Lightflame on Mar 22, 2018 22:32:29 GMT -5
ShadowClan is in Shrek's swamp.
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Post by Moonblazer on Mar 22, 2018 22:33:02 GMT -5
Tallstar, Firestar, Blackstar and Leopardstar throw the craziest parties in Starclan where they flame eachother for the stupid crap their clan is doing at that moment.
Whenever Blackstar dissed Cinderpelt, someone had to hold Littlecloud's rings and his herbs because he was gonna throw down.
The dark forest attack was all a halucination caused by Jayfeather's herb garden that all the clans stole from, which resulted in all the battles and ghost cats.
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Post by Basement Cat on Mar 22, 2018 22:33:47 GMT -5
you cannot hide from the truth |
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Rainbow
Pandean
Ferncloud Deserves Better
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Post by Pandean on Mar 22, 2018 22:36:06 GMT -5
you cannot hide from the truth I MOST CERTAINLY CAN TRY |
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Post by Basement Cat on Mar 22, 2018 22:37:58 GMT -5
* The only cat who visits Jayfeather's illegal herb garden more than Loinblaze and Jayfeather is Leafpool.
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Post by Fernstep on Mar 22, 2018 22:46:00 GMT -5
Jayfeather is Rock.
This is also my actual headcanon and I wrote a whole thing explaining it, but it's so stupid that it counts as a nonsense headcanon too.
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Post by Basement Cat on Mar 22, 2018 22:48:45 GMT -5
you cannot hide from the truth I MOST CERTAINLY CAN TRY  |
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Post by Lightflame on Mar 22, 2018 22:55:03 GMT -5
Jayfeather is Rock. This is also my actual headcanon and I wrote a whole thing explaining it, but it's so stupid that it counts as a nonsense headcanon too. In the plot I was writing for Path of Stars before it came out, One Eye had another daughter, also named Star Flower. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2018 22:57:50 GMT -5
I'll try a few (and some will be nutty):
Firestar becomes a FireBender as soon as he gets his Clan name.
Tigerstar creates TigerClan due to drinking too much Bud Light. And when Scourge kills him, Tigerstar drinks one more time and burps REALLY loudly before dying.
Leafpool and Dovewing get into forbidden relationships due to reading too much Twilight.
Hollyleaf and Firestar get into a "who is more warrior code fanatic" contest every few months.
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Post by Chocolate-Fawn on Mar 22, 2018 23:04:39 GMT -5
-Scourge is actually hiding in the creepiest part of the Dark Forest and watching horror movies while feasting on turkey, chocolate, and Coca Cola.
-The reason why Purdy lived so long is because he's secretly the cat Jesus but the cat God decided he needed to go back to cat Heaven so he killed him.
-Oakstar had nightmares every night of Mapleshade killing him *I'm not joking about this headcanon*
-Dovewing has coloured contacts
-Whenever the clans want one cat to fight another on Friday night, ThunderClan chooses Ivypool as their representative
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2018 1:11:23 GMT -5
Smudge is Hollyleaf's real father. Let's look at the facts
- They're both cats
- They both have fur
- They both have the letter e in their names
- They're both connected to Firestar
- Smudge's house was built over SkyClan's territory. SkyClan is good at climbing trees. Trees have leaves. Hollyleaf has leaf in her name. Holly is a type of tree.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Post by Basement Cat on Mar 23, 2018 2:17:44 GMT -5
* The reason Mapleshade survived so long in the Dark Forest is that she would eat cats that happened to wander into her swamp. Their life-force fueled all her rage. Or was that Rowanclaw?
* Jayfeather actually has a rare condition where if he stops being salty for even a split second, he goes into shock. At least, that was the theory Berrynose came up with until Jayfeather whacked him upside the head. He knows too much...
* Scourge actually belonged to a gay couple, and his collar was rainbow. A staple of BloodClan were all the rainbow collars, but Scourge's was the most fabulous.
* Longtail's pelt switches colors depending on the time of day. In the morning, it's brown. Night, it's silver.
* Graystripe is the apex predator of ThunderClan. He's bigger than you. Get in his belly.
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Post by Chocolate-Fawn on Apr 7, 2018 0:49:24 GMT -5
* The reason Mapleshade survived so long in the Dark Forest is that she would eat cats that happened to wander into her swamp. Their life-force fueled all her rage. Or was that Rowanclaw? GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!!!! XD |
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Post by Smokyyy on Apr 7, 2018 7:49:20 GMT -5
Briarlight gets a toy truck tapped to her back legs so she can move around more.
Cloudtail's fur is so long that brightheart ties it into a braid for the gathering. It makes Cloudtail look fancy.
Daisy puts up Christmas decorations, and in the process of stringing Holly, she stringes Hollyleaf.
When the clans started wearing shoes, Blackstar refused so he dyed his paws black.
Ferncloud has pretty short blond hair that she can tie it up into a bun
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Bisexual
#64C7FF
Name Colour
finland
Porgs are love
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Post by finland on Apr 10, 2018 9:16:21 GMT -5
Firestar has fire powers.
Every cat is related to Jake in some way.
Greystripe is immortal.
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