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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2016 21:15:50 GMT -5
I think this was a game on the old forums and I've never started a forum game before, so....
It goes like this, someone will post a wish.
I wish I had a sandwich.
Then someone corrupts the wish.
The sandwich has a cockroach in it.
Now we start
I wish I was a wolf
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Post by Splintercat on Aug 12, 2016 21:41:12 GMT -5
Granted, but you're quickly killed by farmers.
I wish I could shoot lasers from my ears.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2016 22:49:49 GMT -5
You get scared by a fly in the bathroom, and you shoot it into a mirror, and it reflects back, blinding you halfway
I wish I was a wolf on a planet like earth but with no humans
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Post by Splintercat on Aug 12, 2016 22:54:50 GMT -5
You get scared by a fly in the bathroom, and you shoot it into a mirror, and it reflects back, blinding you halfway I wish I was a wolf on a planet like earth but with no humans Granted, but the humans are replaced by Klingons, and you are quickly killed by a Klingon farmer. I wish I had ten million dollars.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2016 22:59:29 GMT -5
You get scared by a fly in the bathroom, and you shoot it into a mirror, and it reflects back, blinding you halfway I wish I was a wolf on a planet like earth but with no humans Granted, but the humans are replaced by Klingons, and you are quickly killed by a Klingon farmer. I wish I had ten million dollars. (What the hell is a Klingon?) You get killed by someone when you go to buy a car
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Post by Splintercat on Aug 12, 2016 23:01:52 GMT -5
Granted, but the humans are replaced by Klingons, and you are quickly killed by a Klingon farmer. I wish I had ten million dollars. (What the hell is a Klingon?) You get killed by someone when you go to buy a car (Star Trek, man) I wish I were a meme.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2016 23:02:30 GMT -5
(What the hell is a Klingon?) You get killed by someone when you go to buy a car (Star Trek, man) Oh That explains a lot I've also never seen star wars
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2016 23:03:08 GMT -5
(What the hell is a Klingon?) You get killed by someone when you go to buy a car (Star Trek, man) I wish I were a meme. You edited apparently You die out within three months Edit: I forgot to add the wish I wish I had five bucks
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Post by Splintercat on Aug 12, 2016 23:08:20 GMT -5
(Star Trek, man) I wish I were a meme. You edited apparently You die out within three months Edit: I forgot to add the wish I wish I had five bucks Yeah sorry You are mugged, and when you reveal that you have only five bucks, the mugger kills you. I wish I had a cup that can create any liquid I want.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2016 23:19:58 GMT -5
You edited apparently You die out within three months Edit: I forgot to add the wish I wish I had five bucks Yeah sorry You are mugged, and when you reveal that you have only five bucks, the mugger kills you. I wish I had a cup that can create any liquid I want. Well fudge You tip it over one day while thinking about the water bill and you drown in it I wish I owned a cat
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2016 11:34:48 GMT -5
The cat you own never feels fulfilled and wanders through it's life unhappy, but unable to communicate why. It dies lonely and empty. Racked with grief, you never fully recover from the cat's death, feeling you didn't do enough to try and understand them. On your deathbed, many years in the future, you still think of the cat, and are filled with sorrow and regret.
I wish I had a really comfy pair of shoes.
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Post by Sησω on Aug 23, 2016 11:40:44 GMT -5
Granted, but you fall asleep in them.
I wish for a lounge chair.
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Post by Maplestone360 on Aug 23, 2016 16:17:58 GMT -5
That lounge chair breaks when you sit in it.
I wish I was a warrior cat.
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Post by lynxpelt the visionary on Aug 23, 2016 16:54:14 GMT -5
Granted, but you die in battle on your first day as a warrior.
I wish I could get a kitten now.
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Post by Maplestone360 on Aug 23, 2016 17:17:19 GMT -5
That kitten decides to shred up your favorite outfit and scatter the remains across your bedroom floor.
I wish I could meet Erin Hunter and complain about the ways they messed up in Warriors.
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Post by prophet on Aug 23, 2016 18:17:29 GMT -5
You do get to meet Erin Hunter, but just Gillian Philip, Inbali Iserles, and Tui T. Sutherland. And they think you're their biggest fan.
I wish I could never be tired.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2016 19:14:26 GMT -5
You do get to never be tired, but staying up all the time ruins your friendships when you go over to their houses at two in the morning.
I wish I knew everything.
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Post by Maplestone360 on Aug 24, 2016 6:04:09 GMT -5
You also find out the date of your death and go mad waiting for it to come.
I wish I didn't have to go to school.
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Post by prophet on Aug 24, 2016 6:30:52 GMT -5
You get out of school, but then the building burns down and no one goes to school, destroying their future
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Post by rose on Aug 24, 2016 15:29:35 GMT -5
What's your wish?
I wish I had a chocolate bar
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Post by Maplestone360 on Aug 24, 2016 15:31:37 GMT -5
That chocolate bar is poisoned.
I wish I had time to do everything.
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Post by ❤~Midnight~❤ on Aug 24, 2016 18:39:13 GMT -5
You do have time to do everything but with the knowledge of having unlimited time you never do anything.
I wish I could sit on the clouds.
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