Post by Tas on Dec 28, 2017 16:04:58 GMT -5
Twigpaw feels unloved, Alderheart feels alone, and then Sparkpelt's a jerk. Fernsong is really cool 5 pages in, and I can see something there.
Then everyone hates SkyClan and everyone hates RiverClan and no one cares about WindClan until RiverClan decides they need to hate themselves with no one else there plus they're "done rebuilding" which was lies, Mistystar, thank you very much.
Leafpool is nice to Alderheart but that seems to be the only thing she's good for at this point, and then there's a Gathering and Rowanstar is sad and guilty, every single cat ever hates him and Mistystar. Sparkpelt's a jerk. Also Harestar blames Onestar and of course everyone's happy after that.
Okay so Twigpaw hates ThunderClan but loves Alderheart so goes to live with her brosis and brodad in SkyClan which doesn't actually exist yet, cut to a couple weeks later when it exists. Finpaw dies or something but Twigpaw loves him a lot. Speaking of love Alderheart is eavesdropping on everyone all the time and hears Fernsong tell Ivypool he wants to be a mom.
Twigpaw wants to be like Hawkwing and Violetpaw wants to be like Twigpaw and is like Hawkwing and blah blah blah. Violetpaw goes on an adventure with Molewhisker, who is either stupid or evil. Needletail haunts everyone.
So Twigpaw and Finpaw fall in love, and Alderheart thinks it's because of him or something? There's a big prophecy about heralds but no one cares. Mistystar's really mean for a change, Harestar and Rowanstar are cool and Bramblestar just doesn't really do anything. Alderheart takes everything way too seriously. Puddleshine buries Finpaw's tail.
Meanwhile Violetpaw, her dad and aunt, Molewhisker, and some random SkyClan dude meet some sheep, meet a tractor, and meet Barley. Hawkwing wants everyone to live with him but everyone loves Barley so it's a bit of a problem. Barley's older than Graystripe, isn't he? I think he lives in the Fountain of Youth-Bringing Barn Rats or something. Molewhisker is a "good ratter", which is always something to strive for.
The SkyClanQuestPatrol keep walking until they smell the river, which means they found SkyClan. SkyClan is there but everyone has to pull a SkyClan's Destiny and rescue Frecklewish from a condo. Then meanwhile Twigpaw and Finpaw pull an every apprentice relationship ever and sneak out of camp, don't listen to adults, etc.
Willowshine sneaks out of Fort Mistystar to tell Alderheart about the toe she found in some reeds, and Alderheart proceeds to tell every single other cat about it. For example, Rowanstar blames SkyClan for having spare toes. Scorchfur kills Tawnypelt and then Puddleshine and Tigerheart kill Scorchfur. Alderheart doesn't like that very much.
The SkyClanQuestPatrol is now nice and big, about the size of ShadowClan. On the way back from the gorge Barley gives them his wives.
Then Alderheart decides to go on another quest and take some kittypet's toe but the kittypets beat him up. Luckily Sparkpelt was there, who magically isn't a jerk anymore. Sparkpelt was a jerk for 198 pages. But it's all good because Sandynose is even more of a jerk! and doesn't think Twigpaw deserves to live.
Needletail decides to make SkyClanQuestPatrol a bit bigger and gives Violetpaw the spare toe. The toe (who thinks he's a tree, probably should consult Jayfeather) flirts with her which is a bit weird.
There's some rain and the entirety of ThunderClan dies along with Snowbush. Everyone is sad, but WindClan is fine. Dovewing and Tigerheart mysteriously disappear. Sandynose turns into Rainflower/Palebird and thinks that Twigpaw is distracting Finpaw because of the whole tail thing. Dads.
Then there's a Gathering and Rowanstar devotes his entire will to Leafstar, who seems pretty chill. Scorchfur (back from the dead) yells at Rowanstar. Sparkpelt is a jerk again. She wasn't a jerk for 71 pages. Alderheart blames StarClan.
The SkyClanQuestPatrol (plus the ratter) return to the Clans to give them the toe. Leafstar is mildly interested. Violetpaw and Twigpaw become Violetdude and Twigtwig, which makes sense. However, Twigtwig doesn't want to live with her sister so she goes back to ThunderClan. Her boyfriend goes with her.
All the medicine cats meet in the lake and the toe reveals that he has magical Jayfeather powers. Jayfeather is not impressed. All the dead cats tell Rowanstar that he's a lazy jerk and shape up and fix everything but he don't want to. Alderheart dies the end
Then everyone hates SkyClan and everyone hates RiverClan and no one cares about WindClan until RiverClan decides they need to hate themselves with no one else there plus they're "done rebuilding" which was lies, Mistystar, thank you very much.
Leafpool is nice to Alderheart but that seems to be the only thing she's good for at this point, and then there's a Gathering and Rowanstar is sad and guilty, every single cat ever hates him and Mistystar. Sparkpelt's a jerk. Also Harestar blames Onestar and of course everyone's happy after that.
Okay so Twigpaw hates ThunderClan but loves Alderheart so goes to live with her brosis and brodad in SkyClan which doesn't actually exist yet, cut to a couple weeks later when it exists. Finpaw dies or something but Twigpaw loves him a lot. Speaking of love Alderheart is eavesdropping on everyone all the time and hears Fernsong tell Ivypool he wants to be a mom.
Twigpaw wants to be like Hawkwing and Violetpaw wants to be like Twigpaw and is like Hawkwing and blah blah blah. Violetpaw goes on an adventure with Molewhisker, who is either stupid or evil. Needletail haunts everyone.
So Twigpaw and Finpaw fall in love, and Alderheart thinks it's because of him or something? There's a big prophecy about heralds but no one cares. Mistystar's really mean for a change, Harestar and Rowanstar are cool and Bramblestar just doesn't really do anything. Alderheart takes everything way too seriously. Puddleshine buries Finpaw's tail.
Meanwhile Violetpaw, her dad and aunt, Molewhisker, and some random SkyClan dude meet some sheep, meet a tractor, and meet Barley. Hawkwing wants everyone to live with him but everyone loves Barley so it's a bit of a problem. Barley's older than Graystripe, isn't he? I think he lives in the Fountain of Youth-Bringing Barn Rats or something. Molewhisker is a "good ratter", which is always something to strive for.
The SkyClanQuestPatrol keep walking until they smell the river, which means they found SkyClan. SkyClan is there but everyone has to pull a SkyClan's Destiny and rescue Frecklewish from a condo. Then meanwhile Twigpaw and Finpaw pull an every apprentice relationship ever and sneak out of camp, don't listen to adults, etc.
Willowshine sneaks out of Fort Mistystar to tell Alderheart about the toe she found in some reeds, and Alderheart proceeds to tell every single other cat about it. For example, Rowanstar blames SkyClan for having spare toes. Scorchfur kills Tawnypelt and then Puddleshine and Tigerheart kill Scorchfur. Alderheart doesn't like that very much.
The SkyClanQuestPatrol is now nice and big, about the size of ShadowClan. On the way back from the gorge Barley gives them his wives.
Then Alderheart decides to go on another quest and take some kittypet's toe but the kittypets beat him up. Luckily Sparkpelt was there, who magically isn't a jerk anymore. Sparkpelt was a jerk for 198 pages. But it's all good because Sandynose is even more of a jerk! and doesn't think Twigpaw deserves to live.
Needletail decides to make SkyClanQuestPatrol a bit bigger and gives Violetpaw the spare toe. The toe (who thinks he's a tree, probably should consult Jayfeather) flirts with her which is a bit weird.
There's some rain and the entirety of ThunderClan dies along with Snowbush. Everyone is sad, but WindClan is fine. Dovewing and Tigerheart mysteriously disappear. Sandynose turns into Rainflower/Palebird and thinks that Twigpaw is distracting Finpaw because of the whole tail thing. Dads.
Then there's a Gathering and Rowanstar devotes his entire will to Leafstar, who seems pretty chill. Scorchfur (back from the dead) yells at Rowanstar. Sparkpelt is a jerk again. She wasn't a jerk for 71 pages. Alderheart blames StarClan.
The SkyClanQuestPatrol (plus the ratter) return to the Clans to give them the toe. Leafstar is mildly interested. Violetpaw and Twigpaw become Violetdude and Twigtwig, which makes sense. However, Twigtwig doesn't want to live with her sister so she goes back to ThunderClan. Her boyfriend goes with her.
All the medicine cats meet in the lake and the toe reveals that he has magical Jayfeather powers. Jayfeather is not impressed. All the dead cats tell Rowanstar that he's a lazy jerk and shape up and fix everything but he don't want to. Alderheart dies the end