Post by hawkfrostpineapple on Sept 6, 2017 20:14:59 GMT -5
I, personally, started warriors at six.
Should I have started at six?
No
But I did. So I have my fair share of terrible fics
Enjoy them. Names that I cannot translate from seven-year-old me's scrawl to text have been renamed.
Should I have started at six?
No
But I did. So I have my fair share of terrible fics
Enjoy them. Names that I cannot translate from seven-year-old me's scrawl to text have been renamed.
CHAPTER ONE OF THE PURPLE STAR
Sweetmint Kill me sat on the nursery floor while her kittens played around her. Whisperkit I hate this name on a number of levels and Fluffykit Im ok with this only because I once read a good fanfiction who's main characters names were Bramblefrost and Fluffyfur. where talking and Ivykit and and Robinkit were playing mossball. Her friend Silvertail was suckling her younger kits, Foxkit, Spiderkit, Rustykit, Wildkit, Ferretkit, and the other queens, Spritelime's Thats right, I named a cat Spritelime kits were outside, and their names were Icekit, Hotkit, and Angelkit and Poisenkit Icekit may not seem that bad of a name now... but... *sudders*, and Doefoot was sitting, her kits were named Sparkykit, Bluekit, Mosskit, Harekit. Purplekit was sitting behind her. Purplekit had been found in the river a month ago, and Sweetmint had taken her in. ADOPTION! Not going to bite her butt at all.
When Purplekit had been taken in, strange things had started happening. First off, was that Purplekit, Whisperkit, Fluffykit, Robinkit, Ivykit, Wildkit, Ferretkit, Hotkit, Angelkit, and several apprentices, named Snakepaw, Glitterpaw, and Chocolatepaw, Wolfpaw, Redpaw, and Wavepaw grew bird wings.Good thing chocolatepaws a winged cat! When the group goes on an epic quest and starves they can eat her! OH WAIT! Silly me! Winged cats cannot starve! And Rustykit, Icekit, Poisenkit, Bluekit, Sparkykit, Mosskit, Harekit, Windpaw, Demonpaw, Bloodpaw, Witherpaw, Hurricanepaw and Heatherpaw, Mallowpaw, Nightpaw, Squirrelpaw, and Graypaw had dragon wings Guess which group is evil. JUST. GUESS. Then the cats had started developing powers. The bird cats could control water, sky, weather, fire, telekenisis, or nature, and dragon cats could control darkness, fire, animals, lightning, ice, and earth. Purplekit was the most powerful one because she could use it all. *dies of mary sueness* HAWKBRIAR! DARKFALL! ALL THE FALLEN STARS PEEPS! SAVE ME...!
Rainstar was going to make the winged apprentices warriors and all the winged kits apprentices so the winged warriors could train the apprentices. He would make Purplekit a warrior after just a moon because she was the best one. She heard Rainstar call a Clan meeting. *CRINGE*
Rainstar was on the highrock. NO FRICKING WAAAAAAAAAY! She called all the apprentices forward. "Snakepaw will be Snakestripe, Glitterpaw will be Glitterfur, Chocolatepaw will be Chocolatewing, Windpaw will be Windwhisker, Demonpaw will be Demongaze, Bloodpaw will be Bloodpool, Witherpaw will be Witherwhisker, Hurricanepaw will be Hurricanestorm, Heatherpaw will be Heatherwings, Wolfpaw will be Wolfpelt, Redpaw will be Redwhisker, Wavepaw will be Wavewhisper, Mallowpaw will be Mallowwing, Nightpaw will be Nightsoul *CAFFCAFFHAAACKhesevilCAFFCAFFHACK* Squirrelpaw will be Squirrelfrost. And now, our new apprentices. Whisperpaw will have Snakestripe, Fluffykit will have Glitterfur, Robinpaw will have Chocolatewing, Ivypaw will have Windwhisker, Wildpaw will have Demongaze, Ferretpaw will have Bloodpool, Hotpaw will have Witherwhisker, Angelpaw will have Hurricanestorm, Rustypaw will have Heatherwings, Icepaw will have Wolfpelt, Poisenpaw will have Redwhisker, Bluepaw will have Wavewhisper, Sparklypaw will have Mallowwing Mosspaw will have Hailberry, our medicine cat, Harepaw will have Squirrelfrost. Purplepaw will have Nightsoul. Are you even suprized. Are you? I remember wantng this to be a twist. No. Just no. The clan cheered them, but especally Purplepaw, because she was the best. I remember not liking saying this but wanting to express how good she was.
Purplepaw ran to her new mentor. He was smiling, and his bloodred eyes were slits. I had pretty good details for a seven-year-old Purplepaw knew he was evil because she had read his mind. WOAH! HOLD THE PHONE! WE NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT TELEPATHY! EAGLE, PREPARE THE BEEHIVES! We need to take her out! She smiled though. "What are we going to do?" He smiled. "You already know the territory because Rainstar took you out, right?" -_-
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Sweetmint Kill me sat on the nursery floor while her kittens played around her. Whisperkit I hate this name on a number of levels and Fluffykit Im ok with this only because I once read a good fanfiction who's main characters names were Bramblefrost and Fluffyfur. where talking and Ivykit and and Robinkit were playing mossball. Her friend Silvertail was suckling her younger kits, Foxkit, Spiderkit, Rustykit, Wildkit, Ferretkit, and the other queens, Spritelime's Thats right, I named a cat Spritelime kits were outside, and their names were Icekit, Hotkit, and Angelkit and Poisenkit Icekit may not seem that bad of a name now... but... *sudders*, and Doefoot was sitting, her kits were named Sparkykit, Bluekit, Mosskit, Harekit. Purplekit was sitting behind her. Purplekit had been found in the river a month ago, and Sweetmint had taken her in. ADOPTION! Not going to bite her butt at all.
When Purplekit had been taken in, strange things had started happening. First off, was that Purplekit, Whisperkit, Fluffykit, Robinkit, Ivykit, Wildkit, Ferretkit, Hotkit, Angelkit, and several apprentices, named Snakepaw, Glitterpaw, and Chocolatepaw, Wolfpaw, Redpaw, and Wavepaw grew bird wings.Good thing chocolatepaws a winged cat! When the group goes on an epic quest and starves they can eat her! OH WAIT! Silly me! Winged cats cannot starve! And Rustykit, Icekit, Poisenkit, Bluekit, Sparkykit, Mosskit, Harekit, Windpaw, Demonpaw, Bloodpaw, Witherpaw, Hurricanepaw and Heatherpaw, Mallowpaw, Nightpaw, Squirrelpaw, and Graypaw had dragon wings Guess which group is evil. JUST. GUESS. Then the cats had started developing powers. The bird cats could control water, sky, weather, fire, telekenisis, or nature, and dragon cats could control darkness, fire, animals, lightning, ice, and earth. Purplekit was the most powerful one because she could use it all. *dies of mary sueness* HAWKBRIAR! DARKFALL! ALL THE FALLEN STARS PEEPS! SAVE ME...!
Rainstar was going to make the winged apprentices warriors and all the winged kits apprentices so the winged warriors could train the apprentices. He would make Purplekit a warrior after just a moon because she was the best one. She heard Rainstar call a Clan meeting. *CRINGE*
Rainstar was on the highrock. NO FRICKING WAAAAAAAAAY! She called all the apprentices forward. "Snakepaw will be Snakestripe, Glitterpaw will be Glitterfur, Chocolatepaw will be Chocolatewing, Windpaw will be Windwhisker, Demonpaw will be Demongaze, Bloodpaw will be Bloodpool, Witherpaw will be Witherwhisker, Hurricanepaw will be Hurricanestorm, Heatherpaw will be Heatherwings, Wolfpaw will be Wolfpelt, Redpaw will be Redwhisker, Wavepaw will be Wavewhisper, Mallowpaw will be Mallowwing, Nightpaw will be Nightsoul *CAFFCAFFHAAACKhesevilCAFFCAFFHACK* Squirrelpaw will be Squirrelfrost. And now, our new apprentices. Whisperpaw will have Snakestripe, Fluffykit will have Glitterfur, Robinpaw will have Chocolatewing, Ivypaw will have Windwhisker, Wildpaw will have Demongaze, Ferretpaw will have Bloodpool, Hotpaw will have Witherwhisker, Angelpaw will have Hurricanestorm, Rustypaw will have Heatherwings, Icepaw will have Wolfpelt, Poisenpaw will have Redwhisker, Bluepaw will have Wavewhisper, Sparklypaw will have Mallowwing Mosspaw will have Hailberry, our medicine cat, Harepaw will have Squirrelfrost. Purplepaw will have Nightsoul. Are you even suprized. Are you? I remember wantng this to be a twist. No. Just no. The clan cheered them, but especally Purplepaw, because she was the best. I remember not liking saying this but wanting to express how good she was.
Purplepaw ran to her new mentor. He was smiling, and his bloodred eyes were slits. I had pretty good details for a seven-year-old Purplepaw knew he was evil because she had read his mind. WOAH! HOLD THE PHONE! WE NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT TELEPATHY! EAGLE, PREPARE THE BEEHIVES! We need to take her out! She smiled though. "What are we going to do?" He smiled. "You already know the territory because Rainstar took you out, right?" -_-
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