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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2017 9:46:40 GMT -5
He walked out of the house today with camo print cargo shorts, his brown steel toe work boots, a shirt with pictures of pugs all over it, and a black trillby. It was a fashion disaster.
It doesnt help he is slightly bigger and hasnt shaved in a while so actually literally has a neck beard rn.
I tried to stop him from leavin the house like that I swear but its too late. He has unleashed himself upon the world today. Be warned.
(I love him so much please don't think I'm an awful boyfriend for this post.)
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Post by ℜust ℜed ℜose on Sept 1, 2017 9:53:11 GMT -5
A valiant effort, but alas, it is too late.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2017 9:57:47 GMT -5
I mean, even if he just... ditched the trillby it would have been more ok.
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Post by ℜust ℜed ℜose on Sept 1, 2017 10:05:18 GMT -5
I didn't know what that was until I looked it up and sweet Jesus it's worse than I thought.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2017 10:51:00 GMT -5
I didn't know what that was until I looked it up and sweet Jesus it's worse than I thought.The thing everyone confuses with a fedora. yes.
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Post by Gold on Sept 1, 2017 12:39:09 GMT -5
I wore a fedora to both times I went to prom and had lots of facial hair. I think that counts, too?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2017 17:53:39 GMT -5
I wore a fedora to both times I went to prom and had lots of facial hair. I think that counts, too? Fedoras are classy, trillbys are not. You only count for having a neckbeard if you keep it from actually being on your neck.
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Post by Gold on Sept 1, 2017 18:18:40 GMT -5
But where does chin end, and the neck begin? That is the real question.
Actually, my boss said that I would have to trim for work soon. I think I do have a neckbeard, then.
Case closed!
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Post by vakarian on Sept 1, 2017 18:20:33 GMT -5
my friend who i hadn't seen in a month or so showed up at school w a neckbeard
he proceeded to threaten us (when we told him to shave it) by saying he'd shave everything but his neckbeard. send help.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2017 19:29:29 GMT -5
But where does chin end, and the neck begin? That is the real question. Actually, my boss said that I would have to trim for work soon. I think I do have a neckbeard, then. Case closed! If you have to ask where the chin ends and the neck begins, you might just be a sontaran.
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