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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2017 16:38:45 GMT -5
y'all seem to think where I live is really weird so here I guess
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2017 16:41:28 GMT -5
oh hello
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2017 17:05:56 GMT -5
(most of these will be from that damn elementary school lmao) Our lockers were fricking huge in elementary school. You could easily fit a full kid in there standing upright with room to spare. This theory was proven true when 5 of the kids in second grade decided it would be a brilliant idea to stuff this one kid in his own locker for most of the school day. It was the kid himself who decided this was a flawless strategy. Everyone else knew that locking yourself in a locker was a terrible idea but since this kid (I'll call him Josh) was kind of whiny and annoying people decided to help him anyway. After roughly five minutes, Josh realized his mistake and started yelling for help to get out. Of course, nobody helped him, and when we heard him we'd just try to be louder than him so the teacher didn't figure out. This schtick managed to go on for five hours of a six and a half hour long school day, and when we finally let the teacher know (while wording it to make sure she knew it was Josh's own doing) he looked pale as a sheet being let out. Josh shut up after that day and moved towards the end of the school year. Nobody saw him since or knew why, but we suspect Locker Day had something to do with it.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2017 17:06:59 GMT -5
(most of these will be from that damn elementary school lmao) Our lockers were fricking huge in elementary school. You could easily fit a full kid in there standing upright with room to spare. This theory was proven true when 5 of the kids in second grade decided it would be a brilliant idea to stuff this one kid in his own locker for most of the school day. It was the kid himself who decided this was a flawless strategy. Everyone else knew that locking yourself in a locker was a terrible idea but since this kid (I'll call him Josh) was kind of whiny and annoying people decided to help him anyway. After roughly five minutes, Josh realized his mistake and started yelling for help to get out. Of course, nobody helped him, and when we heard him we'd just try to be louder than him so the teacher didn't figure out. This schtick managed to go on for five hours of a six and a half hour long school day, and when we finally let the teacher know (while wording it to make sure she knew it was Josh's own doing) he looked pale as a sheet being let out. Josh shut up after that day and moved towards the end of the school year. Nobody saw him since or knew why, but we suspect Locker Day had something to do with it. were you involved
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2017 17:09:34 GMT -5
(most of these will be from that damn elementary school lmao) Our lockers were fricking huge in elementary school. You could easily fit a full kid in there standing upright with room to spare. This theory was proven true when 5 of the kids in second grade decided it would be a brilliant idea to stuff this one kid in his own locker for most of the school day. It was the kid himself who decided this was a flawless strategy. Everyone else knew that locking yourself in a locker was a terrible idea but since this kid (I'll call him Josh) was kind of whiny and annoying people decided to help him anyway. After roughly five minutes, Josh realized his mistake and started yelling for help to get out. Of course, nobody helped him, and when we heard him we'd just try to be louder than him so the teacher didn't figure out. This schtick managed to go on for five hours of a six and a half hour long school day, and when we finally let the teacher know (while wording it to make sure she knew it was Josh's own doing) he looked pale as a sheet being let out. Josh shut up after that day and moved towards the end of the school year. Nobody saw him since or knew why, but we suspect Locker Day had something to do with it. were you involved Only 5 kids actually got him in but everyone was involved in making sure nobody figured it out lmao
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Post by trickster ♥ on Aug 29, 2017 17:20:16 GMT -5
ayy
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2017 19:02:48 GMT -5
so our town has a st Patrick's day parade. Typical, right? No. The parade is full of politicians and scouts. Nobody else. This means as a kid you're handed a green bead necklace along with a pamphlet on the benefits of conservatism. Also, every so often the Brotherhood That Rides Go Karts, the Stormtrooper Club, or Some Random Kid That Can Do Wheelies On A Scooter make a surprise appearance (yes, those are things). Sometimes a dog weaves its way in even though it's not part of the parade. Other times you've got a obviously non-parade family van trekking along in it. Last year a giant balloon of a yellow lion was being displayed as a mascot. The person in front of me looks at its mane and its tail and the "LION" sign right below it and goes "Oh, it's Daniel Tiger!" to her kid. Yeah, I don't even know anymore.
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Post by pastelpills on Aug 30, 2017 7:29:31 GMT -5
henlo
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#a8d1ff
The Ancient One
Name Colour
pumpkin pie
what if i fall? but my dear, what if you fly?
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Post by pumpkin pie on Aug 30, 2017 8:09:12 GMT -5
posty
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