some human Cloudtail and Swiftpaw! As bfs who have zero (0) fashion sense.
I feel like these two would be 'hard lads' who, if you saw them in passing, you might avoid, but once you KNOW them, you're like 'ur such losers' bc they act tough but they're actually softies who do everything their mothers tell them. They're both just a huge pair of memes who love to respect women and hold their respective boyfriend's hand.
In my human AU, I imagine Cloudpaw joined Thunderclan not as a toddler, but maybe at about 15? And Fireheart wouldn't let him hang out with Swiftpaw bc Fireheart (a gd normie) think he's a 'bad influence' (I mean look at that
hair.)
So, of course, Cloudpaw goes and becomes his best friend. Swiftpaw likes Cloudpaw's style and spunk, so they match easily and become a terrible twosome.
CP was pretty smitten with him from the minute he saw SP, but internalized homophobia is a JERK and he writes it off as 'guys being dudes' even though it's so
obvious to everyone else. (So Fireheart relents and lets them 'hang out')
CP initially had black hair, but started to dye the top white so he could match his homie, because he looks so
good (This is when he gets his numerous cloud based nicknames). No homo.
SP gets his ears pierced so he and his BF (best friend???) can match and sometimes they get into fights with kids from other clans to protect each other's honor bc THATS WHAT STRAIGHT GUYS DO.
Then one day, they're hanging out on the hood of a car or something, drinking and watching the sunset and just laughing about nothing and CP looks over and realizes he's totally
in love with his best friend and just,, goes home to google,, and discovers what 'bisexual' means
anyway, Swiftpaw is gay and trans and doesn't die in this AU and they go on cute dates to places like the junkyard and ironically bad horror movies and Fireheart is the CORNY UNCLE who tells Cloudpaw to buy Swiftpaw flowers and doens't stop until he does.