The Tragic Story of Prince Winter. (WoF spoilers!)
Aug 20, 2017 19:11:15 GMT -5
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Post by Maplestone360 on Aug 20, 2017 19:11:15 GMT -5
This is a spoof. Feel free not to take it seriously. It's also very short. I was just in the mood for some nonsense writing to clear my mind. 
But! It does have spoilers for Wings of Fire books 6-10. So, read at your own risk!
But, one day, Queen Glacier, who was his aunt, made him go to a school full of whiney, undignified peasant dragonets so he could learn manners. He was not pleased. He managed to convince his aunt, Queen Glacier, to let him bring his pet scavenger with him so he wouldn't get bored.
On his very first day of school, however, his scavenger escaped its cage and almost got itself eaten by his greedy classmates. This made Winter angry. He politely yelled at everyone who tried to eat his pet and told them he would slice off their faces if they tried it again. But, for some reason, they all seemed offended. It made no sense.
Also, one of the dragonets who tried to eat his scavenger was a NightWing named Moon. She was drop-dead gorgeous and he couldn't stop looking at her even though he hated her. Another one of the dragonets who tried to eat his scavenger was a haughty peasant SandWing named Qibli with a terrible sense of fashion and a snarky attitude. Winter hated him too.
The rest of Winter's school year consisted of him debating his feelings for his not-crush Moon, fighting with the ever-annoying Qibli, almost getting blown up by a MudWing seeking revenge for her long-dead sibling, chasing after his sister after she suddenly went mad and tried to kill all the teachers in the school, almost getting burnt to death by a psychotic SkyWing, searching for his apparently not-dead brother, and getting banished from the Ice Kingdom. He handled it all perfectly because he was awesome and handsome and royal and amazing.
But, before his chaotic school year could end, a giant, evil, 2000-year-old black dragon named Darkstalker suddenly burst out of a mountain and decided he wanted to take over the world. But, after Winter got to know him better, he decided that Darkstalker wasn't that evil after all and should be given a chance. But, of course, the aggravating Qibli didn't believe his decision and thought Darkstalker was actually evil. So, Qibli sent his boring SeaWing animus sidekick named Turtle to spy on Darkstalker and stop him from politely taking back the throne of his tribe, despite Winter's protests.
While Turtle was busy with that, Qibli dragged Winter with him to kick his evil grandfather's tail because Winter was so strong and amazing and could easily defeat him. After they defeated Qibli's grandfather, they went to visit Queen Thorn of the SandWings for some reason. Then, Qibli forced Winter to wear one of his hideous earrings that revealed to Winter that he'd been under one of Darkstalker's evil spells all along. Winter was furious. So, he took his entire IceWing army to fight Darkstalker to the death and save Pyrrhia from thunder and ice. They succeeded heroically and awesomely.
But then, Winter's not-crush Moon decided she loved the idiot SandWing Qibli more than amazing heroic him. He was so sad that he flew far away and founded his own town in the middle of nowhere where scavengers would not be on the menu. The end.
But! It does have spoilers for Wings of Fire books 6-10. So, read at your own risk!The Tragic Story of Prince Winter
(A story written by Prince Winter of the IceWings)
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Once upon a time, there lived a wonderful, sparkly, handsome, heroic, tragic, awesome IceWing prince named Winter. He was very shiny and handsome. The amazing, almighty Queen Glacier happened to be his aunt. Also, he was handsome.(A story written by Prince Winter of the IceWings)
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But, one day, Queen Glacier, who was his aunt, made him go to a school full of whiney, undignified peasant dragonets so he could learn manners. He was not pleased. He managed to convince his aunt, Queen Glacier, to let him bring his pet scavenger with him so he wouldn't get bored.
On his very first day of school, however, his scavenger escaped its cage and almost got itself eaten by his greedy classmates. This made Winter angry. He politely yelled at everyone who tried to eat his pet and told them he would slice off their faces if they tried it again. But, for some reason, they all seemed offended. It made no sense.
Also, one of the dragonets who tried to eat his scavenger was a NightWing named Moon. She was drop-dead gorgeous and he couldn't stop looking at her even though he hated her. Another one of the dragonets who tried to eat his scavenger was a haughty peasant SandWing named Qibli with a terrible sense of fashion and a snarky attitude. Winter hated him too.
The rest of Winter's school year consisted of him debating his feelings for his not-crush Moon, fighting with the ever-annoying Qibli, almost getting blown up by a MudWing seeking revenge for her long-dead sibling, chasing after his sister after she suddenly went mad and tried to kill all the teachers in the school, almost getting burnt to death by a psychotic SkyWing, searching for his apparently not-dead brother, and getting banished from the Ice Kingdom. He handled it all perfectly because he was awesome and handsome and royal and amazing.
But, before his chaotic school year could end, a giant, evil, 2000-year-old black dragon named Darkstalker suddenly burst out of a mountain and decided he wanted to take over the world. But, after Winter got to know him better, he decided that Darkstalker wasn't that evil after all and should be given a chance. But, of course, the aggravating Qibli didn't believe his decision and thought Darkstalker was actually evil. So, Qibli sent his boring SeaWing animus sidekick named Turtle to spy on Darkstalker and stop him from politely taking back the throne of his tribe, despite Winter's protests.
While Turtle was busy with that, Qibli dragged Winter with him to kick his evil grandfather's tail because Winter was so strong and amazing and could easily defeat him. After they defeated Qibli's grandfather, they went to visit Queen Thorn of the SandWings for some reason. Then, Qibli forced Winter to wear one of his hideous earrings that revealed to Winter that he'd been under one of Darkstalker's evil spells all along. Winter was furious. So, he took his entire IceWing army to fight Darkstalker to the death and save Pyrrhia from thunder and ice. They succeeded heroically and awesomely.
But then, Winter's not-crush Moon decided she loved the idiot SandWing Qibli more than amazing heroic him. He was so sad that he flew far away and founded his own town in the middle of nowhere where scavengers would not be on the menu. The end.
