Post by blueheart on Aug 19, 2017 16:36:12 GMT -5
So, I don't know if this is the right board, but if it's not, you can just tell me what is!
Do you have any goofy fics you made or planned? Like, ones you planned as a child that turned out to be really goofy or bad? If you're interested, post it here, or post a overview of what it would of been!
Do you have any goofy fics you made or planned? Like, ones you planned as a child that turned out to be really goofy or bad? If you're interested, post it here, or post a overview of what it would of been!
(By the way, here's mine!)
So three kits are born to two gray cats who somehow produce a ginger child, their names are Bluekit, Blackkit, and Firekit. When they are three moons old, some random cat murders their mother because drama! And they have to go live with their medicine cat dad in the medicine cat's den!
Bluekit grows extremely close to her dad and decides she wants to become a medicine cat! And when her dad dies, she is named the new Waterclan medicine cat at one year old, while her brother, Firekit, who is now Fireclaw, suddenly becomes evil for no reason whatsoever! And Blackkit- who is now Blackfur, decides he's scared of literally everything! He's scared of water, of bugs, of heights, and most importantly! Of other cats! What's the best course of action for this super scared cat? Why, name him the new leader of Waterclan, of course!
So now Blueheart is the medicine cat, Fireclaw is super evil and is probably plotting something sinister, and Blackstar is leader. Now what to do with the plot? Why, make Blueheart become mates with a random tom who has a warrior name even though he's a kittpet, of course! So she has children with this kittypet, and her brother is suddenly a super big jerk and tells her "No! You can either leave this clan and keep your kits, or abandon them and not be abandoned by your clan!" So she tries to join Darkear in his kittypet life with her kits, but he becomes all dramatic and goes "No! You would not be happy here! Kittypet life is not as easy as it looks, go, and be happy!" And then quickly adds on."Oh, and I'm taking the kits, bye!"
Then Blueheart goes back to camp and tells the clan that they are the most important thing ever to her and she'd never leave them for anything at all and apparently means it even though she just now tried to leave them.
Then to add even more drama, Fireclaw throws a rabbit into the river, and Blackstar apparently got over his fear of water and decided he'd jump in to save the prey, and then drowns because he doesn't know how to swim. He's the smartest leader ever.
Then the clan THROWS Fireclaw out for throwing the rabbit into the water, and he joins a kitty gang.
The end.
So three kits are born to two gray cats who somehow produce a ginger child, their names are Bluekit, Blackkit, and Firekit. When they are three moons old, some random cat murders their mother because drama! And they have to go live with their medicine cat dad in the medicine cat's den!
Bluekit grows extremely close to her dad and decides she wants to become a medicine cat! And when her dad dies, she is named the new Waterclan medicine cat at one year old, while her brother, Firekit, who is now Fireclaw, suddenly becomes evil for no reason whatsoever! And Blackkit- who is now Blackfur, decides he's scared of literally everything! He's scared of water, of bugs, of heights, and most importantly! Of other cats! What's the best course of action for this super scared cat? Why, name him the new leader of Waterclan, of course!
So now Blueheart is the medicine cat, Fireclaw is super evil and is probably plotting something sinister, and Blackstar is leader. Now what to do with the plot? Why, make Blueheart become mates with a random tom who has a warrior name even though he's a kittpet, of course! So she has children with this kittypet, and her brother is suddenly a super big jerk and tells her "No! You can either leave this clan and keep your kits, or abandon them and not be abandoned by your clan!" So she tries to join Darkear in his kittypet life with her kits, but he becomes all dramatic and goes "No! You would not be happy here! Kittypet life is not as easy as it looks, go, and be happy!" And then quickly adds on."Oh, and I'm taking the kits, bye!"
Then Blueheart goes back to camp and tells the clan that they are the most important thing ever to her and she'd never leave them for anything at all and apparently means it even though she just now tried to leave them.
Then to add even more drama, Fireclaw throws a rabbit into the river, and Blackstar apparently got over his fear of water and decided he'd jump in to save the prey, and then drowns because he doesn't know how to swim. He's the smartest leader ever.
Then the clan THROWS Fireclaw out for throwing the rabbit into the water, and he joins a kitty gang.
The end.
