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Post by wadevvilson on Aug 12, 2017 5:13:39 GMT -5
And it only took me over half of my natural lifespan thus far. Good job, me. And yes, that was sarcasm. I was just too lazy to italicize it for once. Will be officially online later for everyone whose posts I need to respond to, I was actually planning on heading to bed in a couple seconds anyways. It's late over here.
Anyways, have any of you ever read those old Peanuts comics? More importantly, the ones where Snoopy pretends to be a vulture to scare people? Yeah, my dog does that same thing. And her roost of choice happens to be my head more often than not. Which is somewhat annoying, because when she steps or sits on you, she likes to put her full weight on you. And basically, my neck is supporting a 15-pound bowling ball by the name of Rue at odd intervals of the day. I mean, people have called me intimidating in real-life before, but, oh snap, here comes some East Asian guy with a resting facial expression that could potentially kill just walking around balancing a dog that goes all Cujo on pretty much everyone she meets on his head? Damn. Better run.
Also, she's discovered a way to get up onto my bed now. So I usually start my morning having to fling my arms in front of my general facial area to prevent her from sitting on it and sealing off my airway. She likes stepping all over me, as well. Will be surprised if I don't crack a rib one day, what with how forcefully she likes to throw herself down.
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Post by wadevvilson on Aug 14, 2017 4:49:46 GMT -5
Heh, yeah, dogs are weird. One of mine is super quiet and she likes to sit really close and you often have no clue she's there. And the other dog likes to stand in my doorway and stare at me Just creepy That really is creepy, geez.
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