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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2017 19:10:06 GMT -5
like, everybody moans when they have to mow their lawn. They go through the routing of mowing, weed whacking, and blowing the clippings into somebody else's yard. Some people pay people to do it; wasting dozens of dollars every summer. so why do they even bother? it's just green stuff in their property, right? That's why I'm going to make a business that will plow your yard up, saving you from this burden. And it will only cot $10,000 dollars an hour! you can't afford NOT to take this offer! So instead of wasting your time clipping weeds on the weekend, you can spend it looking at your beautiful yard
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Post by trickster ♥ on Aug 11, 2017 19:11:29 GMT -5
where I live, be barely have grass anyway bc the soil is cr@p
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2017 19:15:59 GMT -5
where I live, be barely have grass anyway bc the soil is cr@p I could grow you some grass, then plow it and that will only cost double
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Post by Theblazepanzer24 on Aug 11, 2017 19:32:33 GMT -5
I like mowing the lawn. With a push mower.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2017 19:39:34 GMT -5
I like mowing the lawn. With a push mower. well, instead of mowing your lawn, you can be plowing your lawn
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Post by Theblazepanzer24 on Aug 11, 2017 19:41:32 GMT -5
I like mowing the lawn. With a push mower. well, instead of mowing your lawn, you can be plowing your lawn Did that already. Er... part of it for a garden. My grandmother was praising the quality of the tomatoes for weeks.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2017 19:45:05 GMT -5
well, instead of mowing your lawn, you can be plowing your lawn Did that already. Er... part of it for a garden. My grandmother was praising the quality of the tomatoes for weeks. well, now for only $10,000 $20,000 you can be plowing your lawn whenever you want. and for a small $2,000 I'll throw in a push plow
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Post by Theblazepanzer24 on Aug 11, 2017 19:49:20 GMT -5
But I already haz ta push plow.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2017 19:57:11 GMT -5
But I already haz ta push plow. I'll tell you what. I'll hire you and then you can push even more plows !!!! but of course.... you'll have to sign this contract which gives me permission to bunk at your place anytime, access your bank account, and work you over the maximum amount of hours . the job pays an outstanding $3.14 an hour! that's like triple what I was getting paid on my first job!!!!!!!
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Post by Theblazepanzer24 on Aug 11, 2017 20:01:15 GMT -5
Meh... I'm good. Though it does sound interesting, I can only do a bit of work each day.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2017 20:24:25 GMT -5
isn't that what D.A.R.E. warned me about lmao
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Post by Turin not Torino on Aug 12, 2017 0:31:25 GMT -5
You must have been at my neighbor's house yesterday, because I came home from work and her entire back yard had been plowed.
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Post by tiger beetle on Aug 12, 2017 1:59:53 GMT -5
replace grass Blades with real blades
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Post by 🆉🅴🅻🅳🆁🅸🆂 on Aug 12, 2017 9:43:17 GMT -5
Honestly thought this was gonna be about weed
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Post by Dragoness on Aug 12, 2017 9:52:34 GMT -5
Hang on, Americans pay people to mow their freaking lawns? Wut. Do you have like gigantic backyards or what
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Post by 𝕡𝕖𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕥 on Aug 12, 2017 10:20:45 GMT -5
My family hires landscapers to mow the lawn for us. They shattered our door once.
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Post by literalynxxo on Aug 12, 2017 11:46:10 GMT -5
Hang on, Americans pay people to mow their freaking lawns? Wut. Do you have like gigantic backyards or what No. Most people only have yards about.... Yay big. 90% of us are just lazy.
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Post by Turin not Torino on Aug 12, 2017 12:55:10 GMT -5
This is about 2/3 of my backyard. I also have a decent sized side yard and a moderate sized front yard (both of which are larger by themselves than the yard pictured above), which I'm too lazy to go take pictures of. This was the one and only time I ever had to pay someone to mow my grass, and it was only because my lawnmower broke and it took a month between when they could come look at it and then when the part came in and they could fix it, and there was no way I could let it go a month without being mowed.
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Post by sand dollar on Aug 12, 2017 13:42:33 GMT -5
most of the lawns in my neighborhood are dead bc of the drought i love CA this is from the 2016 drivers handbook its so accurate im laughing
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2017 14:41:45 GMT -5
You must have been at my neighbor's house yesterday, because I came home from work and her entire back yard had been plowed. darn, I think we have a business rival
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