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Post by Turin not Torino on Aug 4, 2017 11:33:18 GMT -5
Apparently Ravenpaw has come into my house with a plot to kill all of my other cats. He had an upper respiratory infection that got pretty bad because we were gone for a week and we didn't know he had it, and within a week of our return, my 3 oldest caught it, and all had to be put on medicine. I thought the other 2 escaped, but this morning Sydney was coughing, gagging, and running a fever, and her meows of protest all the way to the vet didn't sound like her, they sounded like a human baby crying. She now has to be on what the vet called "a Z pack for cats".
I'm telling you, he is plotting to become the sole cat in this house.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2017 11:49:55 GMT -5
This is why you give kittens attention, or they will grow up to become evil. Give Ravenpaw toys, treats, whatever. Anything to discourage him from murdering the others. If that doesn't work, he will become fully evil and his eyes will turn slightly red.
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Post by Turin not Torino on Aug 4, 2017 11:53:26 GMT -5
He's a sneaky one - he acts all small and cute, but as soon you try to give another cat a treat, he tackles them and goes for the steal. He's also learned where the cat toy basket is, and is removing all of the toys and setting them in dark hallways like landmines in an attempt to kill us as well. His eyes have already changed from blue to green to green with flecks of brown, so it's only a matter of time before they change to red.
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Post by Northstar3213 on Aug 4, 2017 12:44:46 GMT -5
SOunds like my Maltese. Except my other dog could eat her head off
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#add8e6
Name Colour
*Ravenpaw*
Warrior Fanatic
*reads books in a corner*
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Post by *Ravenpaw* on Aug 4, 2017 16:01:24 GMT -5
That sounds like my sister's youngest cat. xD Hope your other cats are okay.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2017 17:59:13 GMT -5
Ravenpaw NO
but if he is actually plotting murder then can i have him
so no one gets hurt
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Post by Turin not Torino on Aug 5, 2017 0:29:41 GMT -5
Ravenpaw NO but if he is actually plotting murder then can i have him so no one gets hurt If he is found guilty of his crimes, you may have him.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2017 0:56:38 GMT -5
That sounds like my dog she doesn't like the cats getting attention so she chases them away and does pees on the floor outside our rooms so we can slip and die
Evil dog mollie
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Post by Turin not Torino on Aug 5, 2017 1:13:57 GMT -5
That sounds like my dog she doesn't like the cats getting attention so she chases them away and does pees on the floor outside our rooms so we can slip and die Evil dog mollie One of mine used to pee in front of the back door while I was getting ready for work because she believed that if she blocked the path with pee, it meant I would have to stay home.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2017 8:22:08 GMT -5
Ravenpaw NO but if he is actually plotting murder then can i have him so no one gets hurt If he is found guilty of his crimes, you may have him. YAY!
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Post by Turin not Torino on Aug 5, 2017 11:03:34 GMT -5
Hmmmm... try holding an actual trial for him. Your other cats can testify for or against him. Let an unbiased kitteh be the judge. The only kitty he didn't get sick is Squirrelflight, and he is currently stalking her tail...
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Post by Turin not Torino on Aug 5, 2017 11:11:21 GMT -5
My oldest 2 (Booger and Midnite) only caught a mild case, and besides being on liquid meds for a week, weren't too inconvenienced. Both Siamese caught it pretty bad, but different versions - Torino would just go on 30 second sneezing fits, and Sydney ran a fever and is coughing and has a raspy meow/purr.
He's now harassing Sydney. Badgering the witness?
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Post by Turin not Torino on Aug 6, 2017 0:09:27 GMT -5
A mistrial has been declared A witness (Torino) was caught trying to sway a jury member (Booger) Proof:
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Post by Salted Squid on Aug 6, 2017 1:22:00 GMT -5
Torino no thats... thats bad
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2017 9:25:22 GMT -5
stop it you two
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