Post by Flamestripe on Aug 4, 2017 0:22:25 GMT -5
Disclaimer: This thread is meant to be a silly theory about Starkit's origins and none of this should be taken too seriously and it NOT meant to offend anyone or their ideals. Feel free to add to the theory!
In the remote country of North Korea, the Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un was aware of the Four Clans and StarClan. Kimstar wanted to rule over the evil and deceptive capitalist nations and wanted to show the world the wonders of a happy and prosperous nation that even StarClan and Heaven would be jealous of. As a result, Kim Jong Un decided to test how effective his teachings will spread, so he decided to use the Four Clans. If the Four Clans realize that communism taught by the Dear Leader Kim Il Sung make the most sense and that the ideals of the capitalist StarClan are false, then North Korea can do the same to the world.
On April 20, 2013, Kim Jong Un and a group of scientists decided to genetically modify a cat with special powers that will spread the teachings of the grand nation of North Korea to the Four Clans. Thus they made the embryo of Starkit in a tortoiseshell she-cat. However, the implementation process nearly put the project to a halt when Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un accidentally dropped butter onto the poor she-cat. However, the she-cat survived and the embryo was successfully inside the cat. The Glorious Leader called the she-cat Dawnsparkle, AKA "Butter Mom".
Placing the cat inside ShadowClan, then ThunderClan, the North Korean scientists gave special drugs to Jayfeather to make him believe that he was the actual father of Starkit because medicine cats weren't allowed to have kits and mates.
With the innovative technologies and genius minds of the North Korean scientists, they convinced the whole Clan of ThunderClan to believe that Starkit was special. This was achieved by having Kim Jong Un personally coming to the ThunderClan camp, where every queen cried to be pet by the mythical god and every warrior begged the Glorious Leader to teach them skills about being model citizens of Korea.
Well guys, the rest is history.
According to the state of North Korea, this is the true origin of Starkit. Once she failed, North Korea again sent Sol to the Clans in 2014.
Because the Clans had failed to adhere to the magical teachings of North Korea, Kim Jong Un decided to fire missiles as of today.
In the remote country of North Korea, the Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un was aware of the Four Clans and StarClan. Kimstar wanted to rule over the evil and deceptive capitalist nations and wanted to show the world the wonders of a happy and prosperous nation that even StarClan and Heaven would be jealous of. As a result, Kim Jong Un decided to test how effective his teachings will spread, so he decided to use the Four Clans. If the Four Clans realize that communism taught by the Dear Leader Kim Il Sung make the most sense and that the ideals of the capitalist StarClan are false, then North Korea can do the same to the world.
On April 20, 2013, Kim Jong Un and a group of scientists decided to genetically modify a cat with special powers that will spread the teachings of the grand nation of North Korea to the Four Clans. Thus they made the embryo of Starkit in a tortoiseshell she-cat. However, the implementation process nearly put the project to a halt when Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un accidentally dropped butter onto the poor she-cat. However, the she-cat survived and the embryo was successfully inside the cat. The Glorious Leader called the she-cat Dawnsparkle, AKA "Butter Mom".
Placing the cat inside ShadowClan, then ThunderClan, the North Korean scientists gave special drugs to Jayfeather to make him believe that he was the actual father of Starkit because medicine cats weren't allowed to have kits and mates.
With the innovative technologies and genius minds of the North Korean scientists, they convinced the whole Clan of ThunderClan to believe that Starkit was special. This was achieved by having Kim Jong Un personally coming to the ThunderClan camp, where every queen cried to be pet by the mythical god and every warrior begged the Glorious Leader to teach them skills about being model citizens of Korea.
Well guys, the rest is history.
According to the state of North Korea, this is the true origin of Starkit. Once she failed, North Korea again sent Sol to the Clans in 2014.
Because the Clans had failed to adhere to the magical teachings of North Korea, Kim Jong Un decided to fire missiles as of today.
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