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Post by Dᴀɴɴʏ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍ on Aug 8, 2016 21:36:08 GMT -5
They can be as wacky as you want. Just no double posting, only one way per post, and keep track of the numbers so we don't get thrown off.
1. Take out a hairdryer, plug it in, and sit in a shopping cart pointing it at people as they pass you by.
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Transgender
Ashfur
club penguin is a good game u guys are just mean
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Post by Ashfur on Aug 8, 2016 21:42:00 GMT -5
2. wear a santa suit in the middle of summer, literally take everything off of the toy section's shelves and run out of the store, claiming its for the children
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Post by Bluebell on Aug 9, 2016 3:39:34 GMT -5
3.Yell for directions to Walmart's exit. When they do kick you out feel free to yell your thanks.
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Post by Dᴀɴɴʏ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍ on Aug 9, 2016 8:31:20 GMT -5
4. Dump jars of jelly all over the products and the floors.
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Post by Maplestone360 on Aug 9, 2016 16:21:15 GMT -5
5. Say that Target's better.
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Post by Dᴀɴɴʏ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍ on Aug 9, 2016 16:36:11 GMT -5
6. Get on the intercom and page Santa Claus over and over again.
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Post by Maplestone360 on Aug 9, 2016 16:51:13 GMT -5
7. Steal the hair nets from the bakery. People could get fired for that. c:
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#add8e6
Name Colour
*Ravenpaw*
Warrior Fanatic
*reads books in a corner*
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Post by *Ravenpaw* on Aug 9, 2016 18:45:55 GMT -5
8. Take out cookies from the packages and throw them everywhere.
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Post by Maplestone360 on Aug 9, 2016 18:53:33 GMT -5
9. Break all the dishes and glass things. C:
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Post by 𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒏 on Aug 9, 2016 23:03:19 GMT -5
10. Get a shopping cart and bring two friends with you. Have them both stand in the cart, one in front and one in back. The friend in front hold their arms out to the side as if flying or something, with the one in back holding them. Now you push the cart along, while the friend in front says "I'm flying, Jack!"
To make it even better, play "My Heart Will Go On" recorder cover on your phone or some device loudly. |
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Post by Dᴀɴɴʏ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍ on Aug 9, 2016 23:25:03 GMT -5
11. Jump over the deli counter, grab a piece of bologna and then start slapping people with it.
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Post by max adeline on Aug 10, 2016 5:52:31 GMT -5
12. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
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Post by Cloverfrost on Aug 10, 2016 5:56:37 GMT -5
2. wear a santa suit in the middle of summer, literally take everything off of the toy section's shelves and run out of the store, claiming its for the children this is my favourite, and also this one 10. Get a shopping cart and bring two friends with you. Have them both stand in the cart, one in front and one in back. The friend in front hold their arms out to the side as if flying or something, with the one in back holding them. Now you push the cart along, while the friend in front says "I'm flying, Jack!"
To make it even better, play "My Heart Will Go On" recorder cover on your phone or some device loudly. 13. Sing 'And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love youuuUUUUUUUUUUUU' at the top of your lungs, proposing to each of the employees in turn |
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Post by Dᴀɴɴʏ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍ on Aug 10, 2016 7:46:11 GMT -5
14. Beat up the greeter in the front.
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Post by Maplestone360 on Aug 10, 2016 8:17:04 GMT -5
15. Switch up the bags of cereal inside the boxes, like by putting the frosted flakes in the cocoa puffs box, etc.
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Post by Penguin ~ ❄ on Aug 10, 2016 13:01:00 GMT -5
16. Replace all the products and shelves with brick walls. When questioned, explain you thought the store was called Wall-mart and you were simply trying to help.
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Post by Auransky on Aug 10, 2016 13:02:56 GMT -5
17. Walk in as Steve from minecraft, let the shoppers take pictures with you; then leave after being asked to leave
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Post by Maplestone360 on Aug 10, 2016 13:09:57 GMT -5
18. Complain that all the employees are horrible at their job, because whenever you ask for help it takes them forever to get to you.
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Transgender
Ashfur
club penguin is a good game u guys are just mean
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Post by Ashfur on Aug 10, 2016 14:12:26 GMT -5
19. Get all your best buddies and dress up in black cloaks, go to the kids aisle and start burning all the baby doll heads and make a circle out of them for your 'ritual'.
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Post by Dᴀɴɴʏ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍ on Aug 10, 2016 18:28:21 GMT -5
20. Spray silly string in people's faces.
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#add8e6
Name Colour
*Ravenpaw*
Warrior Fanatic
*reads books in a corner*
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Post by *Ravenpaw* on Aug 10, 2016 18:44:26 GMT -5
21. Run around and scream "HI EVERYONE" and say something disturbing.
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Post by trickster ♥ on Aug 10, 2016 18:59:31 GMT -5
22. Dress up as China from Hetalia and sell your own food inside the store.
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Post by Maplestone360 on Aug 10, 2016 19:05:14 GMT -5
23. Break all the toilets, flooding the bathroom floors with water.
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#add8e6
Name Colour
*Ravenpaw*
Warrior Fanatic
*reads books in a corner*
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Post by *Ravenpaw* on Aug 10, 2016 19:15:41 GMT -5
24. Bring in a huge boat while eating a sub.
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Post by Auransky on Aug 10, 2016 19:28:18 GMT -5
25. Bring an entire cast of people willing to recreate a "trapped at wallmart" roleplay. See how long-before they kick you out  |
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Post by Dᴀɴɴʏ Pʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍ on Aug 10, 2016 20:26:13 GMT -5
26. Hit people with a curling iron.
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Post by Maplestone360 on Aug 10, 2016 22:40:03 GMT -5
27. Steal a bunch of frying pans, saying they're for the new Tangled play on Broadway.
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Post by Cloverfrost on Aug 11, 2016 0:59:36 GMT -5
17. Walk in as Steve from minecraft, let the shoppers take pictures with you; then leave after being asked to leave 28. Walk in as Steve from Minecraft, let the shoppers take pictures with you; Wal-mart asks you to come again because you're bringing in all the 12 year old customers with cash to burn. You decline because you don't want to be a sell-out in this cruel economy. Wal-mart labels you commie scum and throws you out. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2016 11:06:46 GMT -5
29. Get on the intercom and yell "EVERYTHING'S FREE!" 30. When the Walmart people fix the chaos you caused, say that everyone should blame the cashiers. |
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