If Warriors Had Facebook ~ A Spoof

So for right now this isn't anything fancy. It will be later. Hopefully.

I'm not sure how often this has been done in the past, but I've always wanted to do a spoof-type WFF. So, rather than doing a talk show as I originally planned, I decided to write about what would happen if Warriors characters were given Facebook. And so... chaos ensues.

Spoof #1

Lionpaw: Man, I'm really lookin' forward to meeting Heatherpaw tonite. It'll be funnn
Heatherpaw: I found this new tunnel we can explore together.
Lionpaw: Cool. When you wanna meet up
Heatherpaw: Midnight sound ok
Lionpaw: Sure
Hollypaw: Going somewhere?

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Feathertail: I hate it when ex's act like you don't exist.
Leafpool: Like Crowfeather
Feathertail: Yeah, like Crowfeather.
Leafpool: I only ever hear from him when he's angry.
Feathertail: I never hear from him anymore.
Nightcloud: He only talks to me in public.
Leafpool: At least he talks to you.
Crowfeather: Leadpool! How ya doin, buddy? Long time no see!
Feathertail: Seriously?
Nightcloud: What about us?
Leafpool: My name's Leafpool.
Crowfeather: Well, this is awkward.

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Foxleap: Hey Toadstep you wanna go at a game of Love, Marry, Kill?
Toadstep: Sure man
Foxleap: Hollyleaf
Toadstep: Marry, I dig that whole murder stuff
Foxleap: Squirrelflight
Toadstep: Kill, she wayyy too old for me
Foxleap: Briarlight
Toadstep: Kill, she deserves to be put out of her misery
Millie: OH HELL NAW

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Purdy: Tbh guys?
Jayfeather: Purdy, you're so hefty that you could really use a diet. You know it's true, and don't try to sugarcoat it 'cause you'll eat that too.

Spoof #2

Firestar: Onestar why did you unfriend me
Onestar: idk man youre always liking my posts. Like every single one. Its kinda creepy
Firestar: but you might fall into a deep depression and die if I don't take every possible opportunity to show you I care!
Onestar: dude i dont care if no one reads my nike app updates
Firestar: I don't care I'm doing it anyways cuz I'm ThunderClannnn
Onestar: the extra letters is so 2013. Get into 2016 bruh. Pokemon Go is in now
Firestar: whats pokeman go?
Onestar: ughh it's not pokeman its pokemon.
Firestar: so is it a monday that you poke
Onestar: wtf no where the hell you know what nvm
Firestar: Is it a Tuesday you poke?
*Onestar has blocked you*
Firestar: Dang nabit

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Ashfur: SQUIRRELFLIGHT I LOVE YOU!
Squirrelflight: Ashfur, we talked about this
Ashfur: we aint never done talkin bby
Squirrelflight: I don't love you.
Ashfur. AND IIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUU
Squirrelflight: GO AWAY
Ashfur: I'm gettin you excited! *achievement earned*
Sauirrelflight: Purdy is more exciting than you.
Ashfur: MY LOVER'S GOT HUMOR
Squirrelflight: We are not lovers.
Ashfur: but bby
Squirrelflight: *blocks*
Ashfur: WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M FELINE TOO?

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Mapleshade updated her status: I hate the world
Mapleshade updated her status: Plotting revenge
Mapleshade updated her status: Plotting a murder
Mapleshade updated her status: Plotting to take over the Clans
Mapleshade updated her status: Plotting to destroy the Clans
Spottedleaf: Girl, you spend wayyy too much time plottin things
Mapleshade updated her status: Plotting to kill Spottedleaf

Spoof #3

Fan Submission by Cloudflame

Tigerclaw updated his status: Selfies with dead Redtail OMSC so fun
Bluestar has sent you a friend request
Tigerclaw updated his status: Lionheart`s deputy now? OMSC so jealous
Sandstorm wants you to be in a relationship with her
Tigerclaw updated his status: Selfies with dead Lionheart OMSC so promoted
Tigerclaw has been kicked from "ThunderClan" group
Tigerclaw joined "ShadowClan" group
Tigerstar updated his status: Much promotions I`m a totalyy legit leader now so fun
Tigerstar sent PackKill123 a friend request
Tigerstar updated his status: So many selfies OMSC Brindleface & Runningwind #ded
Tigerstar is now in a relationship with Tigerstar
Tigerstar sent RainbowHollar a friend request
Tigerstar updated his status: The world is mine! I am more powerful than StarClan!
You have successfully updated your status: Me and Bluestar are still Tigerstar`s friends, so we can see all his status updates lol. When StarClan hears about this, StarClan are going to ip-ban his-
Tigerstar has blocked you

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Millie: Happy birthday to my beautiful daughter Briarlight! I love you so much!
Blossomfall: What about me?
Millie: Who are you?
Blossomfall: Your daughter...
Millie: LIAR! Quit trying to steal my baby's spotlight! I love you Briarlight!

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Crowfeather updated his relationship status: In a relationship
Leafpool: Who the hell is it now
Squirrelflight: No one from ThunderClan
Mistystar: Not from RiverClan
Heathertail: Not WindClan, either.
Tawnypelt: Definitely not ShadowClan
Leafpool: You aren't really in a relationship, are you?
Crowfeather: Yes I am!
Leafpool: Pics or it didn't happen
Crowfeather: WELL
Crowfeather: I just so happen to be uploading an album of us as we speak.