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Post by servalstrike on May 22, 2017 19:14:27 GMT -5
EMERSON KILLS ME!
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 22, 2017 19:14:35 GMT -5
you're not allowed to reply any way unless all your posts are written in that format. emojis and all.
cecil: "you'd have to catch me first, you beached whale. do you even know what running is?"
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 22, 2017 19:16:12 GMT -5
-CHOKES AND DIES-
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Post by ᴘᴀʟᴀᴅɪɴ ✧ on May 22, 2017 19:19:41 GMT -5
Why You Don't Talk To Emerson At the Gym Or 3 Or So Hours After He's Left: A Novel Why You Don't Ask Emerson to Motivate You: The Sequel
emerson: "wdym the way your squad learned how to run was by watching how girls did it when they first saw you"
EDIT: DON'T DIE OWL
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 22, 2017 19:22:30 GMT -5
owl is dead, goodbye
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Post by mags on May 22, 2017 19:24:58 GMT -5
pal i am. dead. gone. goodbye. emerson is the death of me what a guy
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 22, 2017 19:25:39 GMT -5
cecil: "you wanna go bro? you really wanna go? you wanna know how i lost this leg? i lost it to the grind mate!"
he lost it to a spider bite when he was 12
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Post by ᴘᴀʟᴀᴅɪɴ ✧ on May 22, 2017 19:25:58 GMT -5
WAIT NO EVERYBODY STOP DYING
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 22, 2017 19:28:35 GMT -5
THE PALADIN PLAGUE HAS STRUCK AND LEFT ITS MARK
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Post by ᴘᴀʟᴀᴅɪɴ ✧ on May 22, 2017 19:34:18 GMT -5
emerson: "yes you lost it because you're weak but you thought you could leg curl 120 but then your hamstring popped. but?? fighting??? let's do it i could kick ur butt on and off the ice."
i'm changing my name and moving to another forum i do not know of this paladin plague you speak of
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 22, 2017 19:35:42 GMT -5
you can never escape it pal it haunts you you breathe it out with every word you speak
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Post by ɪɴᴛʀᴀɴꜱɪɢᴇɴᴛ on May 22, 2017 19:39:53 GMT -5
hi hello i am currently WHEEZING about these posts omg
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Post by shades on May 22, 2017 19:40:47 GMT -5
BROKEN YOU HAD ME CONFUSED AS TO WHY I HAD 3 NOTIFICATIONS.
Also i am becoming goid at Mario Kart. undefeated on the easiest setting against cpus
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 22, 2017 19:43:05 GMT -5
three is weak broken gave me FOUR
and broken, i am so tempted to just start calling you Bro
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Post by servalstrike on May 22, 2017 19:43:45 GMT -5
you can't runaway from the paladin plague pal. you've already infected us
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Post by ᴘᴀʟᴀᴅɪɴ ✧ on May 22, 2017 19:43:49 GMT -5
idk what you're talking about my goodness who's paladin what's a plague
also this is irrelevant to everything ever but emerson is one of the shortest guy witches here so now i really can't take him seriously don't expect roleplay replies
edit: and to think i was starting to get into his dramatic family troubles NO BROS DON'T TALK ABT THAT,,
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 22, 2017 19:45:07 GMT -5
the black paladin plague. ba-dum tss.
cecil: "do you even know what a leg curl is? squats? seated calf raises? i'm amazed your legs can still move. you know there's equipment at the gym that isn't just for your arms and core, right?"
edit: emerson's only an inch taller than mitchie! i'm crying!
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Post by ɪɴᴛʀᴀɴꜱɪɢᴇɴᴛ on May 22, 2017 19:49:26 GMT -5
PLS FEEL FREE TO CALL ME BRO
also sorry everyone that's the only way to let you all know i approve bc i wasn't here when they WERE posted when i could have RESPONDED DUH
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 22, 2017 19:50:17 GMT -5
okay, bro cool bro
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Post by ᴘᴀʟᴀᴅɪɴ ✧ on May 22, 2017 19:50:32 GMT -5
nice to meet u bro i don't believe we've met
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Post by ᴘᴀʟᴀᴅɪɴ ✧ on May 22, 2017 19:51:34 GMT -5
edit: emerson's only an inch taller than mitchie! i'm crying! "ONLY AN INCH TALLER" "AN INCH"
EMERSON: ANGRILY INHALES
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 22, 2017 19:54:30 GMT -5
YOU ARE ONLY AN INCH TALLER THAN THE GUY WHO LOVES HIS GIRLFRIEND ONLY SLIGHTLY MORE THAN HE LOVES HIS HAIR! how does that feel em? emmy? emo?
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Post by alfred on May 22, 2017 19:55:35 GMT -5
what is this. why do i come here. who are you people.
hey! so, i'm on but i really don't think i'll have a reply posted tonight. it's going on nine and i'm already dog tired. xp and owl! no worries. c;
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 22, 2017 19:57:23 GMT -5
YOU ARE ONLY AN INCH TALLER THAN THE GUY WHO LOVES HIS GIRLFRIEND ONLY SLIGHTLY MORE THAN HE LOVES HIS HAIR! how does that feel em? emmy? emo? emoson latte
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 22, 2017 19:58:48 GMT -5
what is this. why do i come here. who are you people.
hey! so, i'm on but i really don't think i'll have a reply posted tonight. it's going on nine and i'm already dog tired. xp and owl! no worries. c;
an rp. because it's good. your friends/parasites now.
No problem, Al! <3 You rest your face. <33 i'm working on a reply now, i swear
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 22, 2017 20:00:36 GMT -5
alf! you're here! first off, how has your day been?
second, i've got a question for you. i have to know: did you name your dream demon rem on purpose?
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Post by ᴘᴀʟᴀᴅɪɴ ✧ on May 22, 2017 20:03:57 GMT -5
YOU ARE ONLY AN INCH TALLER THAN THE GUY WHO LOVES HIS GIRLFRIEND ONLY SLIGHTLY MORE THAN HE LOVES HIS HAIR! how does that feel em? emmy? emo? emoson lattechanging his form to that immediately
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Post by alfred on May 22, 2017 20:05:46 GMT -5
true, true. it's cool, owl.
it's been long. work from 2am-1:30pm. it's really no fun. how about you? of course. nicknames for the win. a++
EDIT: work starts at 4 but i wake up at 2.
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Post by ɪɴᴛʀᴀɴꜱɪɢᴇɴᴛ on May 22, 2017 20:06:27 GMT -5
i love emoson a latte hahah
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Post by ɪɴᴛʀᴀɴꜱɪɢᴇɴᴛ on May 22, 2017 20:08:10 GMT -5
ok but ganymede now you can'T LEAVE BRIAR BC WHO ELSE IS GONNA WRITE ICONIC LINES LIKE THIS: "Rhiannon thinks, ‘damn, Daddy’, and then remembers that there is a dead woman right there and reconsiders everything she has ever done in her life. "
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