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Post by ᴘᴀʟᴀᴅɪɴ ✧ on May 22, 2017 17:43:15 GMT -5
i'm crying i mean it's for a good cause; making sure she gets her protein even in death "if she had these when she was alive i'm sure she would still be here with us today. yeah."
"... -stuffs pancakes into mouth- i didn't know tha-- *CHOKES ON PANCAKE* i gotta go--""no excuse." emerson getting killed is basically: "u can kill my ambition💯😈🙏🏻 i will never stop grinding🙏🏻even when im dead sleep is for the weak😴💯" |
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 22, 2017 17:47:57 GMT -5
"Emerson, she got hit by a car..."
"... -stuffs pancakes into mouth- i didn't know tha-- *CHOKES ON PANCAKE* i gotta go--" "no excuse." emerson getting killed is basically: "u can kill my ambition💯😈🙏🏻 i will never stop grinding🙏🏻even when im dead sleep is for the weak😴💯" |
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Post by ᴘᴀʟᴀᴅɪɴ ✧ on May 22, 2017 17:53:33 GMT -5
I FOUND A PATH🚀 TO GREATNESS🏅BUT THE GRIND NEVER QUITS😤💪🏼 I WILL NEVER QUIT💯🔥😈 IMMA GRIND 💪🏾💯 TILL THE DAY I DIE 👻 💀
why emerson doesn't have gym buddies.
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 22, 2017 17:56:06 GMT -5
i'm pretty sure that's why he doesn't have buddies in general
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Post by servalstrike on May 22, 2017 17:56:24 GMT -5
emerson is my new favorite. that damn gym rat of a boy. i bet he just flexes in the mirror to himself at the gym
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Post by ᴘᴀʟᴀᴅɪɴ ✧ on May 22, 2017 17:58:54 GMT -5
emerson is my new favorite. that damn gym rat of a boy. i bet he just flexes in the mirror to himself at the gym discretely
he'll say he's just checking his form even though he doesn't need to |
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Post by koi on May 22, 2017 18:00:26 GMT -5
emerson is the dudebro ice boy i didn't know i so desperately craved
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 22, 2017 18:01:32 GMT -5
I'M SCREAMING! EMERSON! ice bro.
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Post by ᴘᴀʟᴀᴅɪɴ ✧ on May 22, 2017 18:02:08 GMT -5
i'm pretty sure that's why he doesn't have buddies in general I DON'T NEED FRIENDS ✊ I'LL BE OUT HERE GRINDING💪🏼😈 IMMA BE CHASING DREAMS WHILE THEY'RE LOUNGING 💯 I'VE LEARNED THROUGH MY GRIND THAT ANY FRIENDSHIP MUST BE EARNED🤑😎💪🏻🔋 |
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Post by 𝓑𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐫 ♥ on May 22, 2017 18:02:33 GMT -5
𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 just letting u know i have to drop the rp, sorry mates
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 22, 2017 18:02:50 GMT -5
update: emerson is my new favorite character
i already really liked him, silently, behind your back
but now i adore him openly
as he is the only character thus far that has made me legitimately crack up
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Post by servalstrike on May 22, 2017 18:03:37 GMT -5
i'm pretty sure that's why he doesn't have buddies in general I DON'T NEED FRIENDS ✊ I'LL BE OUT HERE GRINDING💪🏼😈 IMMA BE CHASING DREAMS WHILE THEY'RE LOUNGING 💯 I'VE LEARNED THROUGH MY GRIND THAT ANY FRIENDSHIP MUST BE EARNED🤑😎💪🏻🔋 his only friends are his muscles. he's named them all |
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 22, 2017 18:05:17 GMT -5
i'm pretty sure that's why he doesn't have buddies in general I DON'T NEED FRIENDS ✊ I'LL BE OUT HERE GRINDING💪🏼😈 IMMA BE CHASING DREAMS WHILE THEY'RE LOUNGING 💯 I'VE LEARNED THROUGH MY GRIND THAT ANY FRIENDSHIP MUST BE EARNED🤑😎💪🏻🔋
I'M CRYING |
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 22, 2017 18:05:19 GMT -5
we understand briar. see ya around~
does emerson ever flirt with himself in the mirror? a little wink here? a litter smoldering look there?
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Post by ᴘᴀʟᴀᴅɪɴ ✧ on May 22, 2017 18:06:39 GMT -5
if you think he's a dudebro now
we don't talk about the high school emerson years.
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 22, 2017 18:11:05 GMT -5
if you think he's a dudebro now we don't talk about the high school emerson years. please enlighten us. i beg you. |
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 22, 2017 18:13:15 GMT -5
if you think he's a dudebro now we don't talk about the high school emerson years. please enlighten us. i beg you. |
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Post by ᴘᴀʟᴀᴅɪɴ ✧ on May 22, 2017 18:33:26 GMT -5
this hurt me to write. never again.
HIGH SCHOOLER EMERSON IN A NUTSHELL:
- "dUDE"
- got a boyfriend and it was ridiculous. held hands with him "no homo bro" hugged him "no homo bro" kissed him "no homo bro" made out with him "n O HOMO BRO"
- spent the entire summer in flip flops, especially at inappropriate events
- believed he had something insightful and deep to contribute to conversations. he didn't.
- benched 120, immediately leaped up to flex in mirror and was probably like "wow i'm hot puck bunnies gather around"
- had braces which probably contributed to him being so emo "i'm so used to not smiling"
- axe body spray. didn't always use it but when he did? overused it and was one of those people in the locker room. liked dark temptation bc it was dark like his soul.
- giant and obnoxious celly for. every. single. goal. no. matter. how. dumb.
- "check out my flow"
- "f OR THE BO YS"
- "what's leg day every day is upper body day"
- "coach i can't do cardio it's gonna kill my gains" flexes stick arm "s EE I'M ALREADY LOSING IT"
it ended when he was 16 bc a thing happened so it was short lived but intense and cringy
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 22, 2017 18:38:48 GMT -5
i'm CRINGING REALLY HARD AND IT HURTS BUT THE CRINGE IS ALSO HALF MADE UP OF INTENSE SMILING
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 22, 2017 18:39:10 GMT -5
I'M IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 22, 2017 18:40:48 GMT -5
emerson would have gotten along really well with beau's uncle cecil. closeted bisexual who's boy friend is clearly his boyfriend. axe body spray. only difference is cecil ran track instead of playing hockey.
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 22, 2017 18:49:12 GMT -5
I MEANT TO WRITE 'BETH' AND INSTEAD I WROTE 'BETHERS'
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Post by ᴘᴀʟᴀᴅɪɴ ✧ on May 22, 2017 18:52:45 GMT -5
SEE the thing is owl,,
i would've made him emo in high school with snakebites and gauges and a red streak in his fringe but then he would've technically never outgrew his emo phase at heart.
emerson: "track is for p*****s"
tell me cecil has come out hon bc emerson never will
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Post by ᴘᴀʟᴀᴅɪɴ ✧ on May 22, 2017 18:53:52 GMT -5
HOW DID YOU GET BETHERS
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 22, 2017 18:56:07 GMT -5
please don't ever make that an actual thing. I would--
just let him be low-key emo
I DON'T KNOW-- I THINK IT'S BECAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO TYPE 'HER MOTHER'S'
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 22, 2017 18:58:22 GMT -5
i need emo emerson. emorson. with piercings and dyed hair and black clothing.
cecil: "at least my legs don't look like toothpicks"
no. cecil has yet to admit he likes dudes and he's in love with his best friend. he'll never come out.
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Post by servalstrike on May 22, 2017 19:07:26 GMT -5
beth is everyone's unofficial Bether
EMERSON IS SUCH A DUDEBRO I LOVE HIM
HIM AND CECIL NEED TO BE BUDS
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Post by ᴘᴀʟᴀᴅɪɴ ✧ on May 22, 2017 19:10:15 GMT -5
would've been funny tbh,,, in another universe maybe
he's emorson at heart though, never forget.
beth almost won the hunger games and you dare call her bethers she's gonna rise from the dead and murder u
emerson: "at least i don't look like a toothpick in general i could benchpress you."
don't worry they can stay in the closet forever
also emerson: boys?? U MEAN MY TEAM?! ONE EATS WE ALL EAT WE OUT HERE GRINDIN TOGETHER 💪😤 THAT'S FAMILY 💯😈 MY GIRL WANTS ME TO HUG HER😒😂 BUT THE ONLY THING I EMBRACE 🤗😤IS THE GRIND💪😈💯 CRUSHES ???? DATING? THE ONLY THING I'M CHASING 🏃🏽😈IS MY DREAMS💭✊🏽 KEEP GRINDING 💯 GONNA GET DRAFTED FOR THE NHL😈💪💦💯🏒🔥
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Post by ᴘᴀʟᴀᴅɪɴ ✧ on May 22, 2017 19:11:14 GMT -5
i can't reply to the roleplay if it's even my turn all my brain cells just died after typing all that
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