A lady never leaves her escort
It isn't fair, it isn't nice
A lady doesn't wander all over the room
And blow on some other guys dice
There are ends we’ve all got that can justify the means
We negotiate
Then fabricate the facts behind the scenes
Oh, there's nothing halfway
About the Iowa way to treat you,
When we treat you
Which we may not do at all.
"Iowa Stubborn", The Music Man.