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Post by "not" june on Apr 19, 2017 0:17:13 GMT -5
punches bears in the face will make out with a robot within an hour of meeting it is constantly screaming may be cheating on me with charles manson is cool with me cheating on HER with ben carson likes muscle women but still somehow loves like the anti-muscle woman
she also needs to be a hipster but ONLY if she vehemently denies it
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2017 7:35:24 GMT -5
my ideal woman: can open the jars understands the importance of rising up against The Machines has been to outer space and will take me with her next time does not know how to whisper is so happy to receive postcards that she eats them has gay hands (you know what i mean,,,,, those hands,, have to be gay) is a muscle woman denies liking small animals but is a small animal magnet (they must flock to her) debates and understands the faults with both capitalism and communism can skin a whole carrot able to make shelter in the wilderness bad dancer
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Post by "not" june on Apr 19, 2017 13:19:16 GMT -5
@sappho im gonna call out every lesbian ever for being obsessed with muscle women
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Post by "not" june on Apr 19, 2017 13:22:51 GMT -5
continuation of list:
- thinks the world is ending 24/7 - says she hates politics but also is VERY political - hates rural america - cant say some words right. like, she just inexplicably pronounces things totally incorrectly - could stand living in a tiny house w/ me - will do offensive midwestern accents with me nonstop (i.e. :~) oh wow, hon, that's bizonkers. you betchya')
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Post by Northstar3213 on Apr 19, 2017 14:19:06 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2017 14:21:34 GMT -5
Bringing a whole new meaning to the term "self love".
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2017 14:26:20 GMT -5
@sappho im gonna call out every lesbian ever for being obsessed with muscle women its our fault they're perfect ?????? leave lesbians alone for being understandably in love with women who could beat us up ???? its both a matter of kink and self loathing i want to be beaten up by Nicola Adams also consider - stephanie beatriz
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2017 14:42:36 GMT -5
My ideal woman: * Actually a man and not a woman at all * Full head of hair * Also has a beard * Body hair everywhere * Just kidding the hair is actually fur * They're a furry * Actually jk it's just my cat * Jk again I want to love my cat.
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Post by "not" june on Apr 19, 2017 18:54:21 GMT -5
@sappho omg i'll ask my girlfriend what she thinks of these people - muscles are good but like, you guys are on a new level Leapkit im calling you out right now get ready to be doxxed
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Post by "not" june on Apr 19, 2017 18:54:50 GMT -5
Bringing a whole new meaning to the term "self love". this is beautiful
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Post by The Noble Dragon on Apr 19, 2017 19:11:11 GMT -5
punches bears in the face will make out with a robot within an hour of meeting it is constantly screaming may be cheating on me with charles manson is cool with me cheating on HER with ben carson likes muscle women but still somehow loves like the anti-muscle woman she also needs to be a hipster but ONLY if she vehemently denies it
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Post by Sanders on Apr 19, 2017 19:33:35 GMT -5
She needs to be 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2017 22:04:17 GMT -5
im calling you out right now get ready to be doxxed I will literally pm you with my home address and PAY you to send a deep-web assassin to come kill me. Please.
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Post by g4ngstercat on Apr 19, 2017 23:58:03 GMT -5
cute
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Post by Theblazepanzer24 on Apr 20, 2017 11:06:49 GMT -5
Here's my ideal woman:
Looks like Sino Asada Acts like Shino Asada Doesn't mine living on the farm with me.
Shino Asada from Sword Art Online.
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Post by Bunny on Apr 20, 2017 11:53:36 GMT -5
MEEE
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2017 12:35:49 GMT -5
Here's my ideal woman: Looks like Sino Asada Acts like Shino Asada Doesn't mine living on the farm with me. Shino Asada from Sword Art Online. sinon the ONLY good part of sword art online 2
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Post by Theblazepanzer24 on Apr 20, 2017 14:09:49 GMT -5
Here's my ideal woman: Looks like Sino Asada Acts like Shino Asada Doesn't mine living on the farm with me. Shino Asada from Sword Art Online. sinon the ONLY good part of sword art online 2 Wouldn't go as far to say she was the only good part of the 2nd season but definitely the best of that season.
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