Ummm.... I guess this is a spoof....
Apr 14, 2017 22:51:10 GMT -5
EthanTheAnnus, mintedstar/fur, and 1 more like this
Post by EthanTheAnnus on Apr 14, 2017 22:51:10 GMT -5
mintedstar/fur made me write this, so blame her when everything goes wrong.
One: The Pie
ThunderClan were all asleep, the moon was shining and the DF was doing whatever the DF does. Suddenly, a pie flew across the camp and smacked into Bramblestar's face.
"Ah mwu what mwu," said Bramblestar, half asleep. Everyone in ThunderClan immediatly woke up.
"Get Leafpool," said one cat.
"She's in ShadowClan," said Squirrelflight. "She, uh, lives there now. Get Jayfeather."
"He died because Leafpool did a dodgy operation. Get Alderheart." So Alderheart gets dragged out of the hospital break room where he was enjoying a nice cup of tea by the ear.
"Ow!" says Alderheart. "Why would you do that?"
"Bramblestar was hit by a pie," said Cloudtail. "Also, I want your tea." Cloudtail took Alderheart's tea. Alderheart looked at Bramblestar and said, "He lost a life."
"You must operate!" Squirrelflight immediatly replied. Alderheart wasn't sure.
"I'll do it," said an over-confident Needletail who had randomly arrived in the ThunderClan camp with her boyfriend Rain to make Alderheart jealous.
"No, no," Alderheart said. He operated on Bramblestar and failed, disabling the leader's heart. Squirrelflight cried and Alderheart died.
Alderheart logged into his account on the WCRPF. It had a very original name: AlderheartOfThunderClan. He looked through the profiles and saw one called JayfeatherRulez.
*Message mode*
AlderheartOfThunderClan: Howza.
JayfeatherRulez: You do realise I'm sitting a few mouse-lengths away from you.
AlderheartOfThunderClan: Yep.
JayfeatherRulez: Then just talk to me.
AlderheartOfThunderClan: Why?
JayfeatherRulez:
AlderheartOfThunderClan: Umm... Jayfeather?
JayfeatherRulez:
AlderheartOfThunderClan: Are you Brokenstar or something?
JayfeatherRulez: Jk, Alderheart. I'm not Brokenstar or anything.
AlderheartOfThunderClan: Wait... you're blind. How are you typing?
JayfeatherRulez: Umm... *runs away*
"Go eat some crisps!" replied Jayfeather. "Doctor's orders." Cloudtail ate crisps and died. Jayfeather led the Clan to a tree and loudly prclaimed, "April Fools!"
"It's not April," complained Brightheart.
"It's not April Fools Day," put in Brackenfur.
"I'll go rewire his brain," said Alderheart, throwing his tea, which landed on Squirrelflight's head.
"Ow!" she yelped, giving her son a murderous look.
"Hehe time to split!" Alderheart dragged Jayfeather through the forest by the ear. Squirrelflight died from tea burns.
"Ah mwu what mwu," said Bramblestar, half asleep. Everyone in ThunderClan immediatly woke up.
"Get Leafpool," said one cat.
"She's in ShadowClan," said Squirrelflight. "She, uh, lives there now. Get Jayfeather."
"He died because Leafpool did a dodgy operation. Get Alderheart." So Alderheart gets dragged out of the hospital break room where he was enjoying a nice cup of tea by the ear.
"Ow!" says Alderheart. "Why would you do that?"
"Bramblestar was hit by a pie," said Cloudtail. "Also, I want your tea." Cloudtail took Alderheart's tea. Alderheart looked at Bramblestar and said, "He lost a life."
"You must operate!" Squirrelflight immediatly replied. Alderheart wasn't sure.
"I'll do it," said an over-confident Needletail who had randomly arrived in the ThunderClan camp with her boyfriend Rain to make Alderheart jealous.
"No, no," Alderheart said. He operated on Bramblestar and failed, disabling the leader's heart. Squirrelflight cried and Alderheart died.
Two: WCRPF?
Alderheart logged into his account on the WCRPF. It had a very original name: AlderheartOfThunderClan. He looked through the profiles and saw one called JayfeatherRulez.
*Message mode*
AlderheartOfThunderClan: Howza.
JayfeatherRulez: You do realise I'm sitting a few mouse-lengths away from you.
AlderheartOfThunderClan: Yep.
JayfeatherRulez: Then just talk to me.
AlderheartOfThunderClan: Why?
JayfeatherRulez:
AlderheartOfThunderClan: Umm... Jayfeather?
JayfeatherRulez:
AlderheartOfThunderClan: Are you Brokenstar or something?
JayfeatherRulez: Jk, Alderheart. I'm not Brokenstar or anything.
AlderheartOfThunderClan: Wait... you're blind. How are you typing?
JayfeatherRulez: Umm... *runs away*
Three: Names taken seriously
Needletail is a she-cat with needles in her tail. Firestar is a star that is on fire- someone call the fire brigade! Flametail is a tom with his tail on fire- we need the fire brigade again! Graystripe is a little stripe of gray. Alderheart is a piece of wood carved like a heart. Leafpool is a pool full of leaves. Jayfeather is a feather. Sparkpelt is a cat with a sparkly pelt. Tigerstar is a tiger who became famous for his wonderful opera singing. Brokenstar is a star that is broken. Barley is a food. Bramblestar is a bramble that became famous after he died. Onestar is one star. Scourge is- what the hell would Scourge be?Four: Something Spoofy
Darkstripe was suddenly alive again. He was given crisps by Needletail. Darkstripe ate the crisps. A health class (with Leafpool, Jayfeather, Alderheart, Mothwing, Kestrelflight and Littlecloud) tell Darkstripe "Eating crisps makes you gain 100000 kilograms." Darkstripe didn't believe them so they out him on some scales and he found out it was true. Alexander Hamilton came out of nowhere randomly singing "You're Welcome" from Moana while he tried to abduct the cats. They all got away but because Darkstripe was too fat Hamilton took him away. Jay's Wing and Half Moon were inspired by Hamilton to sing "Satisfied" together. Alderheart drank some tea to lower his levels of stress. Jayfeather claimed to have found Hamilton. The whole Clan followed him. "He's blind!" shouted Cloudtail."Go eat some crisps!" replied Jayfeather. "Doctor's orders." Cloudtail ate crisps and died. Jayfeather led the Clan to a tree and loudly prclaimed, "April Fools!"
"It's not April," complained Brightheart.
"It's not April Fools Day," put in Brackenfur.
"I'll go rewire his brain," said Alderheart, throwing his tea, which landed on Squirrelflight's head.
"Ow!" she yelped, giving her son a murderous look.
"Hehe time to split!" Alderheart dragged Jayfeather through the forest by the ear. Squirrelflight died from tea burns.
