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Post by Lightningdawn on Feb 25, 2017 20:15:25 GMT -5
Because it's been a while since I've seen one of these. Mine:
"Why is Red shirtless?" "Because grandma's dog peed on Giovanni!"
"Then it morphed!"
"The ten percent of any given fandom..."
'Ruby slammed his head on Pit's keyboard. It autocorrected to "Yes Norman, please come pick up Ruby on the pier of Waffle Island! - Palutena"'
"GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM, RUBY'S GETTING MARRIED!"
"We're gonna name them BOTH Norman just to mess with everyone!"
Ninten is stealing Sapphire's leaves again
"Please give me a Slugma! And pair me with Sapphire. For...reasons."
Stockpile, Stockpile, Swallow - NO AN ABSOL
Kiki is dead
Pit and Pittoo have cancer. Totally not wings.
"I wrote this in PINK to annoy Red~"
The boy's bathroom, the girl's bathroom, the Giygas bathroom
"The Masked Man is your sewing teacher!"
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Post by Lightningdawn on Feb 25, 2017 22:45:41 GMT -5
Uh...does no one else have any inside jokes?
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Post by Aku on Feb 25, 2017 22:50:47 GMT -5
Mine are very hard to explain and like half the time I don't even realize they're inside jokes but my biggest ones are:
"**** you, Death!" "Frenchfry!" *proceeds to shove the largest one into mouth* "100 feet" (mostly said if you wanna make the other person make a disgusted face) "Kronos!" "Mortal!" Just straight up texting in caps (not really an inside joke, but something I've been doing with my friends for almost 3 years now)
These are all I can think of because, again, I don't really notice that most of my jokes with my friends are inside jokes
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Post by Lightningdawn on Feb 25, 2017 22:51:50 GMT -5
Lol, those are great.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2017 23:14:03 GMT -5
"YEET" "SUICIDE SQUAD" "What's up my homie domies fammie wammies"
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Post by tiger beetle on Feb 25, 2017 23:25:46 GMT -5
among many others:
metal chairs BUT HOW remember that time you/I screamed into a napkin do it up for us Mango hoorg the lambda remember that time we were in a movie rustic nautical the ghike of crike (maybe the gike of crike?) bird themed bathroom Lois "Deerblaze" = God no it is lava what is argyle that's 'cause it is I just like Cheetos/I don't like Cheetos I really like your shirt the Department of Agriculture of Nashville, Tennessee where does this circle go Muscles X. Deathblaster chewable blood PG150 movies my favorite color is the color of boats and my favorite thing to do is cry (really the whole mad lib but especially this sentence) Yoinks! The goblins are coming. elf door …Zac Elfron probably still counts, and if Zac Elfron counts, then so does Flesh Man
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Post by ℜust ℜed ℜose on Feb 26, 2017 0:36:30 GMT -5
-Jim and Dave the sheep. -"Rub the butts. Vigorously." -"Depressed pizza." -He's Papa John. -Goat lord save us. -Justice rains from the catwalk. -Flammable sheep. -*adjusts spotlights menacingly* -THE PEN. -"DON'T KILL THE SHEEP." -Drak's meme page. -Meme ghost. -Felweed brownies. -Mancave. -TABLR -The second coming of Chili Jesus. -"Aye aye, Señor Pants." -Nicc the thicc. -Sheep pope. -Rear Admiral Richard Head. -Me, smacking a hand against my chest and looking very offended by whatever was said. My friends doing the same after two years of seeing me do it, just to mock me. -Sheep funeral. -Chicken jokes. -HOLY COW ITS A TAUREN PALADIN.
And how could I forget "ALOHA AMIGOS!"
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Post by Aku on Feb 26, 2017 2:22:39 GMT -5
Witness the birth of a new inside joke:
"I hold my breadsticks in the middle now"
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Post by Dawnwing on Feb 26, 2017 2:32:05 GMT -5
"It's not raining YET." Buckets of electrons *points at seagulls* "Look at the swans!" "I saw it and it was purty." "Potato?"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2017 7:31:15 GMT -5
right. Here we go. Here is a little list detailing all of the inside jokes
aLL A HOLLOW SHELL It's nice for ice cream. Susanna's taking over the world fINDING DORY FRUIT SNACKS The Prepositions Song Leporello Was Here Tony Marston is a Vampire Yelling "JOSH GROBAN" in the middle of an otherwise ordinary sentence The Susanna Song MONSTER HANDS Papageno, the Serial Killer. (And other Papageno jokes) Everything is Freemason imagery JAKE KILLED MOZART If you walk on (object), you are (percentage of object that is water) percent Jesus Neosporin fixes everything Spoon. (That's the whole inside joke. Spoon.) Masetto, the Tomato Man. pAMPHLETS Buy (product) and be just like THESE losers! "Look, Dad, now I can build everything!" "ITS ALL FALLING APART" "Ed the Hyena confirmed!" Tom Sawyer Dies!11!1!1! "I'm a man now, Tonta!" "I'm not such a loser after all!" "Down the chimeny?" (Yes, said just like that.) Other Santa Claus TV Special jokes DRIVEGRANDMA Make up your mind, woman! Knife-Juggling with Pamina Art Class: Supreme Meme Dream Team You'll change you mind once I get to my 18-MINUTE LONG SHORT STORY only 90's kids remember ONLY THE COOL KIDS DO (thing) BUT MISS CROOOoooooOOOW...
It doesn't matter what it is, where we heard it, but if it is an object that we all know of, you know what we do.
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Post by Lórien on Feb 26, 2017 8:22:38 GMT -5
"Weird" (Said in the oddest voices possible.) "Greasy Geese" (Same here) "BRAZIL!" *Frantically waves" Victory choo choo *breaks pencil* Ship Jack and Jill went up the hill... *frantically tells other person to stop before they say more.*
There's a few more, but I can't really think of them right now.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2017 8:37:40 GMT -5
wankxy / wanksy / wankzy adj. an older inside joke. means 'in the mood for nudes'. are you a wankzy boy?
gregory the camel
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Post by VIXENCLAW on Feb 26, 2017 12:39:54 GMT -5
"COW" "I bought a cow"
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Post by Splashstorm01 on Feb 26, 2017 12:49:03 GMT -5
•A.U. in which everything is exactly the same except the Romans had skateboards •"Mume" •"I liked it. Yes. I liked it very much. It was good. Yes. It was very good." •"So, what do you think of the socio-economic situation in Andorra?" •The People's Cake •Making the ugliest PowerPoint presentations humanly possible •The opening jingle from the BBC's Cold War documentaries that were narrated by Kenneth Branagh •"Yo, yo, I'm a cowboy now"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2017 12:55:22 GMT -5
"Walking"
It all started with autocorrect. Beyond that I cannot explain
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