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Post by 𝕡𝕖𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕥 on Nov 8, 2016 15:21:46 GMT -5
Because we need a distraction from the Tiger x Dove discourse. I remember I made this a few months back, and got some rather funny results. Basically, just run a Warriors quote/excerpt through various languages on Google Translate, then convert the quote back to English. The results are often amusing and nonsensical.
Original:
"The stars have looked down on this place for countless seasons. The stone beneath my paws has stood for endless moons. This great rock did not rise from the ground for me to sit on it. These trees did not grow to give you shelter. The grass did not cover the moor to soften our paw steps. The rabbits didn't hollow burrows for us to shelter in. The forest did not burn to destroy your home. This land isn't ours. We live here for a few short moons then disappear. But the land lives on. It isn't ours to claw into morsels and share like prey. We must honor it and protect it. It feeds us and shelters us. Can we be united in that?"
New Quote:
"Stars in this place, I have seen the countless. My claws represent satellites endless under rocks. There is a large rock, and sit on the floor. Trees provide shelter for growth. Marsh grass softening step is not covered our feet. Rabbit is our refuge is not an empty cave. Forests, burning and destroying a house. This country is ours. We stayed here for a few months and then disappear. However, they live on land. We did not have the legs as part of the victim. We must respect and protect. This behavior and give us shelter. We can combine?"
Old Quote:
"Sparkpaw believes she's solved every problem. And you believe you've caused every problem. You're two sides of the same leaf. But you haven't caused this problem. You have not failed. And it is not too late to fulfill the quest. It will merely require a different path."
New Quote:
"Sparkpaw believes in the problem, he said. And I think you've abandoned the theme. They are the same sides of the sheet. But you do not have to create the problem. You will not succeed. And not late to do the search. It only needs to, otherwise."
I'll probably add more later.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2016 15:38:28 GMT -5
Original:
"Loyalty is what matters, and that exists now, not in the past. Loyalty has to be proved every day, in every piece of fresh-kill brought back for the Clan, every claw mark on our enemies, every patrol, every training session."
Translated:
"Loyalty is what comes now is not the past. Committing to create every day, in every piece of new massacres back to the clan, each signal claw our enemies, each patrol every workout. "
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2016 15:42:01 GMT -5
Original:
"Destiny isn't a path that any cat follows blindly. It is always a matter of choice, and sometimes the heart speaks loudest. Deep down, I always knew what I had to do, and that's why I came back to the Clan. Whatever else happens, I trust you to know the right thing to do as well. Listen to your heart, Lionblaze, because that's where your true destiny lies.
Translated:
Destiny, sometimes it is not, it is always the maximum volume a matter of choice, not a trace of blind cat route. Depth, always, I'm giving back reason to the clan, I knew I had to. This is always done, because it is a lie that your true destiny, I am sure you know the right thing, your mind, listen to Lionblaze.
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Post by Windspirit14 on Nov 10, 2016 18:29:58 GMT -5
Original:
Into the Wild
Translated:
In the countryside
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Post by birdsong on Nov 10, 2016 20:57:09 GMT -5
Original: "Destiny isn't a path that any cat follows blindly. It is always a matter of choice, and sometimes the heart speaks loudest. Deep down, I always knew what I had to do, and that's why I came back to the Clan. Whatever else happens, I trust you to know the right thing to do as well. Listen to your heart, Lionblaze, because that's where your true destiny lies. Translated: Destiny, sometimes it is not, it is always the maximum volume a matter of choice, not a trace of blind cat route. Depth, always, I'm giving back reason to the clan, I knew I had to. This is always done, because it is a lie that your true destiny, I am sure you know the right thing, your mind, listen to Lionblaze. That last line sounds like Yoda.
(These are hilarious)
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Post by Uмвяᴀ on Nov 10, 2016 21:27:07 GMT -5
Original: "StarClan cares for every cat in the forest, from the blind, helpless kit to the oldest elder lying in the sun. We watch over them. We send omens and dreams to the medicine cats. But the storm was no doing of ours. Scourge and Tigerstar wade through blood to power because that is their nature. We watch, but we do not interfere. If we did, would you truly be free? Firestar, you and every cat have the choice of whether or not to follow the warrior code. You are not playthings of StarClan."
Google Translate:
StarClan cat care of all, that in the forest, was laid down as an ornament of the elder of the two, in a blind placed in the sun. And over them. What shall I say to the healing of times, or an enchanter, or a cat. But time does not work. The east, and dip it in the blood that is on account of the power of nature wade Tigerstar. Watch, but did not intervene. If you do not have the choice of whether they would be truly be free indeed Firestar cat book, thou, and all the soldiers to follow them. StarClan no.
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Post by smilii on Nov 12, 2016 8:27:45 GMT -5
"Fire alone will save our Clan"
"Save our house fire"
(it's probably been done before but SAVE OUR HOUSE FIRE)
"Embrace what you find in the shadows, for only they can clear the sky."
"Banks see, you get the air."
WTH?!
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Post by Ɗαяк Ƥнσєηιχ on Nov 14, 2016 17:55:48 GMT -5
Before:
Like fire, you will blaze through the forest . . . but beware— even the most powerful of flames can be destroyed by water.
After:
The fire that burns. . However, to avoid that even the most heavy fire, after the destruction of the water.
Before:
This will not be the end of the Clans. As long as I have breath in my body, the Clans will be safe.
After:
It's my body, and have the same opportunities that we have now.
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