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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2016 13:37:35 GMT -5
Figaro: I really didn't want to do this, but the Count will fire me if I don't. Count Almalviva: I'm running for president! Figaro: They know. Count Amalviva: I'm going to build a wall around every country to stop immigrants! Figaro: The problem is that there's already a guy trying to do that. Count Almalviva: These people keep taking my brilliant ideas... Figaro: Say, who's your Vice President, anyway? Count Almalviva: Why would I need one? Cherubino: Can I be Vice President, please please pleeeease? Count Almalviva: Tell you what, kid, you can get a job helping me! You can be in the Army!... That way, I won't have to deal with this teenage punk anymore. Cherubino: Wait, what? Susanna: He really cares- or not- about minors, doesn't he? Figaro: That's it, I have to start the French Revolution all over again.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2016 13:39:44 GMT -5
Oh celestials help us now...
Okay. Count Trump, how are you gonna build walls around every country?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2016 13:45:44 GMT -5
Oh celestials help us now... Okay. Count Trump, how are you gonna build walls around every country? The Count: I'll make Leporello pay for it.Leporello: I don't even have a job any more after the whole statue thing, let alone money! I'm not even from your opera anyway!The Count: You're Leporello. That's a good enough reason.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2016 13:47:21 GMT -5
Oh celestials help us now... Okay. Count Trump, how are you gonna build walls around every country? The Count: I'll make Leporello pay for it.Leporello: I don't even have a job any more after the whole statue thing, let alone money! I'm not even from your opera anyway!The Count: You're Leporello. That's a good enough reason.Oh yeah, Don Giovanni died! I remember that! It was hilarious watching his skin melt off!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2016 13:56:01 GMT -5
The Count: I'll make Leporello pay for it.Leporello: I don't even have a job any more after the whole statue thing, let alone money! I'm not even from your opera anyway!The Count: You're Leporello. That's a good enough reason. Oh yeah, Don Giovanni died! I remember that! It was hilarious watching his skin melt off! Leporello:....Figaro: What's up with him?The Count: He keeps having these vivid hallucinations of it every time someone mentions it. It's scarred him for life- it's hilarious!Susanna: That isn't funny. The Count: You have no sense of humor, Susanna. Who cares if it's giving him sleep deprivation and intense nightmares? It's funny!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2016 13:58:17 GMT -5
Oh yeah, Don Giovanni died! I remember that! It was hilarious watching his skin melt off! Leporello:....Figaro: What's up with him?The Count: He keeps having these vivid hallucinations of it every time someone mentions it. It's scarred him for life- it's hilarious!Susanna: That isn't funny. The Count: You have no sense of humor, Susanna. Who cares if it's giving him sleep deprivation and intense nightmares? It's funny!Whoopsie! I forgot how much of a scaredy cat Leporello is! Haha, it was funny though... *Grins*
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2016 14:07:38 GMT -5
Leporello:....Figaro: What's up with him?The Count: He keeps having these vivid hallucinations of it every time someone mentions it. It's scarred him for life- it's hilarious!Susanna: That isn't funny. The Count: You have no sense of humor, Susanna. Who cares if it's giving him sleep deprivation and intense nightmares? It's funny! Whoopsie! I forgot how much of a scaredy cat Leporello is! Haha, it was funny though... *Grins* Susanna: Isn't that Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, though?The Count: Whatever it is, it's hilarious!Figaro: Look, Count, I know you're "great" and all according to yourself, but if you want to be President it isn't a good idea to make fun of that.The Count: I have money, I do what I want. Leporello: .....
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2016 14:10:46 GMT -5
Whoopsie! I forgot how much of a scaredy cat Leporello is! Haha, it was funny though... *Grins* Susanna: Isn't that Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, though?The Count: Whatever it is, it's hilarious!Figaro: Look, Count, I know you're "great" and all according to yourself, but if you want to be President it isn't a good idea to make fun of that.The Count: I have money, I do what I want. Leporello: .....*Giggles* Can I mess with Leporello more? *Gets shoved away* Sorry, my sadistic side can show up more... I'll go and help Leporello out...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2016 14:59:30 GMT -5
Susanna: Isn't that Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, though?The Count: Whatever it is, it's hilarious!Figaro: Look, Count, I know you're "great" and all according to yourself, but if you want to be President it isn't a good idea to make fun of that.The Count: I have money, I do what I want. Leporello: ..... *Giggles* Can I mess with Leporello more? *Gets shoved away* Sorry, my sadistic side can show up more... I'll go and help Leporello out... The Count:Go ahead, torment him!Figaro: I may be friends with him, but that doesn't mean he isn't a jerk.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2016 15:10:34 GMT -5
*Giggles* Can I mess with Leporello more? *Gets shoved away* Sorry, my sadistic side can show up more... I'll go and help Leporello out... The Count:Go ahead, torment him!Figaro: I may be friends with him, but that doesn't mean he isn't a jerk. Sure!
NO!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2016 15:28:56 GMT -5
The Count:Go ahead, torment him!Figaro: I may be friends with him, but that doesn't mean he isn't a jerk. Sure!
NO! The Count: OF COURSE!Figaro: That's it, I'm starting another French Revolution.The Count: You shut up, Disney named a kitten after you. Anyone who has a freaking KITTEN named after them is obviously a pigheaded fool.Figaro: How dare he insult me!... Hey, would you like to see the file of all of Count Almaviva's scandals and affairs? It's a very thick file.Count Almaviva: Why, you little- (Oops! Please keep language forum-appropriate. Thanks!)Figaro: Why, yes, Count, my parents weren't married. Thank you for noticing.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2016 15:37:25 GMT -5
The Count: OF COURSE!Figaro: That's it, I'm starting another French Revolution.The Count: You shut up, Disney named a kitten after you. Anyone who has a freaking KITTEN named after them is obviously a pigheaded fool.Figaro: How dare he insult me!... Hey, would you like to see the file of all of Count Almaviva's scandals and affairs? It's a very thick file.Count Almaviva: Why, you little- (Oops! Please keep language forum-appropriate. Thanks!)Figaro: Why, yes, Count, my parents weren't married. Thank you for noticing. *Teleports Leporello into his opera* No. I'm not going to hurt this guy, he deserves to be left alone. Aw... Lyoko, why not?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2016 15:59:54 GMT -5
The Count: OF COURSE!Figaro: That's it, I'm starting another French Revolution.The Count: You shut up, Disney named a kitten after you. Anyone who has a freaking KITTEN named after them is obviously a pigheaded fool.Figaro: How dare he insult me!... Hey, would you like to see the file of all of Count Almaviva's scandals and affairs? It's a very thick file.Count Almaviva: Why, you little- (Oops! Please keep language forum-appropriate. Thanks!)Figaro: Why, yes, Count, my parents weren't married. Thank you for noticing. *Teleports Leporello into his opera* No. I'm not going to hurt this guy, he deserves to be left alone. Aw... Lyoko, why not? The Count: Dang it, I was having fun!Figaro: Yeah, fun for you. Like the time you tried to make me marry my mother.the Count: YOU CAN'T PROVE I DID THAT!Marcellina: Hey, did you hear about that one time I almost married my own son?The Count: SHUT UP!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2016 16:01:21 GMT -5
*Teleports Leporello into his opera* No. I'm not going to hurt this guy, he deserves to be left alone. Aw... Lyoko, why not? The Count: Dang it, I was having fun!Figaro: Yeah, fun for you. Like the time you tried to make me marry my mother.the Count: YOU CAN'T PROVE I DID THAT!Marcellina: Hey, did you hear about that one time I almost married my own son?The Count: SHUT UP!Uh... *Backs away*
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2016 16:34:33 GMT -5
The Count: Dang it, I was having fun!Figaro: Yeah, fun for you. Like the time you tried to make me marry my mother.the Count: YOU CAN'T PROVE I DID THAT!Marcellina: Hey, did you hear about that one time I almost married my own son?The Count: SHUT UP! Uh... *Backs away* The Count: What? He was trying to marry the lady I was trying to have an affair with-Susanna: I'm the lady, and I didn't want him at all! Besides, my best friend is his wife!The Countess: Um, hi, I exist...The Count: - So I had to pair him up with someone else to avoid trouble. It sadly didn't work.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2016 16:37:19 GMT -5
The Count: What? He was trying to marry the lady I was trying to have an affair with-Susanna: I'm the lady, and I didn't want him at all! Besides, my best friend is his wife!The Countess: Um, hi, I exist...The Count: - So I had to pair him up with someone else to avoid trouble. It sadly didn't work. What the heck? I don't understand anything...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2016 16:43:51 GMT -5
The Count: What? He was trying to marry the lady I was trying to have an affair with-Susanna: I'm the lady, and I didn't want him at all! Besides, my best friend is his wife!The Countess: Um, hi, I exist...The Count: - So I had to pair him up with someone else to avoid trouble. It sadly didn't work. What the heck? I don't understand anything... Figaro: Here is a detailed article on things he's done wrong.en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Marriage_of_FigaroThe Count: It's all biased! He's rigging the election!
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