Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2016 11:26:06 GMT -5
Figaro: Now, I haven't been involved in politics ever since I accidentally caused the French Revolution, but Redheart said I was needed here. Looking at a very certain candidate currently running for president of the U.S., I can see why. So, I have come back once again to-
Count Almaviva: To announce I'm running for President!
Figaro: Look, Count. I know you're super rich, I know I work for you, but you can't just run for President on THE LAST POSSIBLE DAY TO VOTE. You don't even fit any of the requirement other than that you're over 35! You were born in 1773 IN FRANCE! And you don't live in America! And besides, I wasn't supposed to talk about you...
Count Almaviva: Yeah. So? I have all the right ideas!
Figaro: No, no you do not. You've screwed up almost every single plan I've put out to try to help you.
Count Almaviva: And you're famous for just saying your name 26 times in a row.
Figaro:... You've got a point. Here, let me get someone else in on this. SUSANNA!
Susanna: Oh, no, what is it THIS time...
Count Almaviva: You just HAD to get your wife involved, didn't you...
Figaro: Tell this guy that he can't exactly run for president.
Susanna: Alright. Count Almaviva, you can't run for president. First and foremost, a president has to have a brain in order to be, well, President. And second of all-
Cherubino: HI GUYS! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!
Count Almalviva: I thought I sent you off to war so I wouldn't have to deal with you being alive, kid.
Cherubino: I'm a fictional character, you can't exactly get rid of me-
Count Almalviva: Oh, joy.
Figaro: Wait, if you're going to have to send him off again, does that mean I have to sing that stupid song about it again?
Susanna: FIFTH OF ALL, your name sounds like "Alma-mater"-
Count Almaviva: SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! YOU'RE ALL MY SERVANTS, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
Anyway, yes I, the glorious, extravagant, famous...
Susanna: Very interested in meeting new people given that he forgot he had a wife...
Count Almalviva: Talented, intelligent, wondrous, friendly...
Figaro: So very friendly that you tried to steal my wife...
Cherubino: And then send me, a young teenager, off to the army...
Count Almalviva: And all-around spectacular Count Almalviva, am running for president!
Susanna: Joy. Wow. Now we're going to have to do the whole French Revolution thing all over again.
Count Almalviva: Besides, if that sensible Donald Trump guy-
Figaro: you're saying a pigheaded fool like him is SENSIBLE!?!
Count Almalviva:- can run for president, so can I!
Susanna: God help us all...
Count Almaviva: To announce I'm running for President!
Figaro: Look, Count. I know you're super rich, I know I work for you, but you can't just run for President on THE LAST POSSIBLE DAY TO VOTE. You don't even fit any of the requirement other than that you're over 35! You were born in 1773 IN FRANCE! And you don't live in America! And besides, I wasn't supposed to talk about you...
Count Almaviva: Yeah. So? I have all the right ideas!
Figaro: No, no you do not. You've screwed up almost every single plan I've put out to try to help you.
Count Almaviva: And you're famous for just saying your name 26 times in a row.
Figaro:... You've got a point. Here, let me get someone else in on this. SUSANNA!
Susanna: Oh, no, what is it THIS time...
Count Almaviva: You just HAD to get your wife involved, didn't you...
Figaro: Tell this guy that he can't exactly run for president.
Susanna: Alright. Count Almaviva, you can't run for president. First and foremost, a president has to have a brain in order to be, well, President. And second of all-
Cherubino: HI GUYS! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!
Count Almalviva: I thought I sent you off to war so I wouldn't have to deal with you being alive, kid.
Cherubino: I'm a fictional character, you can't exactly get rid of me-
Count Almalviva: Oh, joy.
Figaro: Wait, if you're going to have to send him off again, does that mean I have to sing that stupid song about it again?
Susanna: FIFTH OF ALL, your name sounds like "Alma-mater"-
Count Almaviva: SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! YOU'RE ALL MY SERVANTS, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
Anyway, yes I, the glorious, extravagant, famous...
Susanna: Very interested in meeting new people given that he forgot he had a wife...
Count Almalviva: Talented, intelligent, wondrous, friendly...
Figaro: So very friendly that you tried to steal my wife...
Cherubino: And then send me, a young teenager, off to the army...
Count Almalviva: And all-around spectacular Count Almalviva, am running for president!
Susanna: Joy. Wow. Now we're going to have to do the whole French Revolution thing all over again.
Count Almalviva: Besides, if that sensible Donald Trump guy-
Figaro: you're saying a pigheaded fool like him is SENSIBLE!?!
Count Almalviva:- can run for president, so can I!
Susanna: God help us all...