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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2016 19:47:57 GMT -5
therefore, if I walk on a watermelon I will be 96% Jesus.
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Post by Ginz on Nov 5, 2016 19:49:15 GMT -5
w
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Post by Sour Candy on Nov 5, 2016 19:49:30 GMT -5
Overused joke is overused
Babies are 75% water, so if I walk on a baby I'm 75% Jesus
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2016 19:50:14 GMT -5
brilliant.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2016 19:50:26 GMT -5
If I walk on snow I am 98% Jesus
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Post by 𝕊’𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 on Nov 5, 2016 19:51:47 GMT -5
OOC I heard watermelon and boom, I'm here. Pls don't walk on me.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2016 19:53:03 GMT -5
disgusting
no one can truly be Jesus or Santa. You are trying to take away my religious freedom and offending me greatly. I WILL deport you all
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2016 19:55:55 GMT -5
disgusting no one can truly be Jesus or Santa. You are trying to take away my religious freedom and offending me greatly. I WILL deport you all if I give presents while walking on water I will be both Santa and Jesus at the same time, therefore I will become a god. I will then rename myself Helix to make Twitch Plays Pokemon a reality. Thank you for helping me set my life goal
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Post by 𝕊’𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 on Nov 5, 2016 19:56:20 GMT -5
A watermelon is 50% water 50% melon OOC A watermelon is 100% awesome is what it is.
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Post by nem on Nov 5, 2016 20:12:31 GMT -5
Ice is nearly 100% water, so if I walk on ice, I am Jesus.
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Post by Sour Candy on Nov 5, 2016 20:18:48 GMT -5
A watermelon is 50% water 50% melon OOC A watermelon is 100% awesome is what it is.
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*lame jk fam
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Post by tiger beetle on Nov 5, 2016 20:19:41 GMT -5
are you 96% Jesus or are you Jesusmelon
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Post by neb on Nov 5, 2016 21:05:12 GMT -5
i just choked on my glass of water
wait
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Post by ehela on Nov 5, 2016 21:25:03 GMT -5
if i walk on fire can i become satan
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Post by trickster ♥ on Nov 5, 2016 22:03:11 GMT -5
idk this entire thread is making me laugh more than it should tbh
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2016 22:38:25 GMT -5
So if I accomplish walking on fire I'll be 0% Jesus and 100% Satan?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2016 5:58:15 GMT -5
So if I accomplish walking on fire I'll be 0% Jesus and 100% Satan? yes- wait If I walk on boiling hot water will I become both Jesus and Satan?
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