What if Bill Clinton isn't playing Firestar in the movie?
Nov 5, 2016 10:47:55 GMT -5
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Post by Lightflame on Nov 5, 2016 10:47:55 GMT -5
Bill Clinton is listed as playing "Rusty" in the Warriors movie on IMDB. We all know that IMDB is a completely reliable website that anyone can edit, as shown by the Smash Bros 4 page, which listed 50 cent as Epona and Hideo Kojima as God. Therefore, we can be sure that Bill Clinton is in the movie.
But what if there was a typo, and the character he's playing is actually Rusty's twoleg? That makes much more sense, and the plot of the movie becomes clear.
In the movie, Rusty and Smudge are White House cats in the 90s, owned by Bill Clinton. Life is good, until one day, Rusty and Smudge accidentally stumble upon Bill in a moment of infidelity. They run away, but not before Bill gets a glimpse of them.
The next day, Smudge is shot in the back of the head six times with a high-powered sniper rifle. His death is ruled a suicide. Terrified, Rusty runs away from the White House and hides in the forest, where he meets ThunderClan. They let him join, and his days as a warrior begin!
However, in addition to dealing with Tigerclaw's evil, Rusty also knows that Bill Clinton is hunting him. At the end of the movie, Bill and Tigerclaw team up for the final battle.
But what if there was a typo, and the character he's playing is actually Rusty's twoleg? That makes much more sense, and the plot of the movie becomes clear.
In the movie, Rusty and Smudge are White House cats in the 90s, owned by Bill Clinton. Life is good, until one day, Rusty and Smudge accidentally stumble upon Bill in a moment of infidelity. They run away, but not before Bill gets a glimpse of them.
The next day, Smudge is shot in the back of the head six times with a high-powered sniper rifle. His death is ruled a suicide. Terrified, Rusty runs away from the White House and hides in the forest, where he meets ThunderClan. They let him join, and his days as a warrior begin!
However, in addition to dealing with Tigerclaw's evil, Rusty also knows that Bill Clinton is hunting him. At the end of the movie, Bill and Tigerclaw team up for the final battle.
