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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2016 10:35:21 GMT -5
Disclaimer: I know a lot of people have it much worse. This is just for satire.
So, on Thanksgiving, all used to be well. There used to be the average house congregation, and everyone was happy. Well, not for the past 2 years. Instead of going to a relative's house like normal human beings, my eldest people have decided that they want to celebrate Thanksgiving at a restaurant called Perkins. Forever.
Perkins sucks. It is not the kind of restaurant I would attend willingly. It's drab and reminds me of a 90-year-old, widowed woman's house. To add to my discomfort, the portions are horrendously overlarge. Seriously. It's like they're trying to fatten us up for slaughter or something.
TO ADD TO THAT discomfort, MY RELATIVES MUST SPEND THE WHOLE TIME TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY HATE OBAMA. GOD. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT. NO WONDER I'M RUDE AS HELL. YOU'VE MADE ME THE MONSTER I AM TODAY.
OH, YEAH, and the Perkins commercial makes me flipping uncomfortable. There's this guy who looks like Haymitch from The Hunger Games staring at a pancake like it's a million dollars. There's not even further context, save the word "Perkins". It's weird.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2016 10:42:50 GMT -5
dang im sorry. my family has its problems but at least my parents cook damn good food on thanksgiving. i guess i kinda take that for granted.
im also lucky enough to live with people who love obama so i cant share ur pain there either :/ i hope some day u get to have good thanksgivings again
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2016 10:44:24 GMT -5
dang im sorry. my family has its problems but at least my parents cook damn good food on thanksgiving. i guess i kinda take that for granted. im also lucky enough to live with people who love obama so i cant share ur pain there either :/ i hope some day u get to have good thanksgivings again I actually feel bad for the employees more than I feel bad for myself. Restaurants shouldn't be open on Thanksgiving.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2016 10:50:02 GMT -5
When my family asks what I'm thankful for, I say Internet...and now....boyfriend. And of course money and food I have a lot of things to be thankful for TBH
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Post by Bleak on Nov 1, 2016 10:52:43 GMT -5
When my family asks what I'm thankful for, I say Internet...and now....boyfriend. And of course money and food I have a lot of things to be thankful for TBH Everyone has a reason to be thankful, to be honest. If you're living, that's a valid reason to be thankful, right?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2016 10:53:50 GMT -5
I have a lot of things to be thankful for TBH Everyone has a reason to be thankful, to be honest. If you're living, that's a valid reason to be thankful, right? My mom is something to be thankful for <3
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Bleak
RN does not stand for Refreshments and Narcotics
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Post by Bleak on Nov 1, 2016 11:00:19 GMT -5
Everyone has a reason to be thankful, to be honest. If you're living, that's a valid reason to be thankful, right? My mom is something to be thankful for <3 I have a juicy turkey to be thankful for and cranberry sause. That's literally all I eat on Thanksgiving
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2016 11:26:07 GMT -5
I don't like Thanksgiving either. I'm not a food person, so nothing served appeals to me on that day. And my family can never get along. My parents, if they even bother to show up, always show up super late and they always end up getting into an argument about something. And if my dad isn't screaming at my mom, he and my grandpa are talking about the corrupt government. Then my mom is over there complaining about everything, which leads to my dad yelling at her some more. And then I get yelled at for not wanting to take part in this mess.
Then my parents leave. My grandparents watch football. And I stay in my room by myself.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2016 11:59:01 GMT -5
I don't like Thanksgiving either. I'm not a food person, so nothing served appeals to me on that day. And my family can never get along. My parents, if they even bother to show up, always show up super late and they always end up getting into an argument about something. And if my dad isn't screaming at my mom, he and my grandpa are talking about the corrupt government. Then my mom is over there complaining about everything, which leads to my dad yelling at her some more. And then I get yelled at for not wanting to take part in this mess. Then my parents leave. My grandparents watch football. And I stay in my room by myself. Life sucks.
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Post by 🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃 on Nov 1, 2016 13:00:23 GMT -5
Yo man that sucks whats thanksgiving without a homecooked turkey
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