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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2016 17:58:45 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: Hello there, Forum Users! This is our Dinner Party with special guest Statue of the Commander. Leporello receives nothing, as per usual. Leporello: Great... I heard Elvira say she'd come too. Don Giovanni: Shut it! Everyone is invited! What could possibly go wrong?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2016 18:22:17 GMT -5
Oh boy, this'll be fun.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2016 18:38:49 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: Leporello is my servant, he has to come here. Shall I get the orchestra here to begin playing music?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2016 18:53:49 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: Leporello is my servant, he has to come here. Shall I get the orchestra here to begin playing music? Mongrel: (holding goblet lazily) Of course, of course, sure. Civilized Counterpart: Don't you mean Yes, my overlord and superior, ruler and commander— Mongrel: Oh, to hell with that! Shut your trap. Civilized Counterpart: (splutters in outrage) Mongrel: Exactly. Mongrel: Hey, Don Giovanni, are there any female dogs around here, by chance? Preferably imported ones? Civilized Counterpart: Wow, lowlife. Absolutely vile. Mongrel: (shrug) Don Giovanni: I already claimed all of them.Leporello: 2065, to be precise.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2016 19:04:53 GMT -5
Lyoko: Whelp.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2016 19:15:19 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: I already claimed all of them.Leporello: 2065, to be precise. Mongrel: Absolutely unjust. It'd be an interspecies relationship, for Pete's sake. That's not right. Civilized Counterpart: Huh. The absolute bane of my existence finally acknowledges the immorality of a deed. Mongrel: (explosively) SHUT YOUR TRAP, I SAID! Civilized Counterpart: Good God, I'm sorry. There's no need to get heated. Mongrel: (scowling profusely) Blah blah blah. Like you'd know anything, NEUTERED. Civilized Counterpart: The chardonnay has taken a toll on you! Especially since alchohol is toxic to dogs. Mongrel: Dammit. Don Giovanni: Nah, they're all human. I leave them all after two or three days of fun, anyway. There's no possible way any of them can track me down-Elvira: Don Giovanni, there you are!Don Giovanni: ...Crud.
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Post by ℜust ℜed ℜose on Oct 31, 2016 19:22:40 GMT -5
Rust Red Rose, the Banshee Queen: (sipping tea from the side lines) Ooh, drama. Don't mind if I do.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2016 19:38:31 GMT -5
Elvira: I have realized you are simply lost. You can redeem yourself! Leporello: Poor woman. She almost wants to make me weep... Don Giovanni: You're a buffoon. Elvira: Wretch! You mock my pity? Leporello: I'm sorry, Madamina, that's exactly what he's doing...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2016 20:22:56 GMT -5
Elvira: Listen to me, Giovanni! We can redeem you! You'll no longer be hated! Giovanni: You've lost your mind, Elvira. Leporello: Either he has a heart of iron, or none at all, Elvira. I'm sorry... Elvira: Fine, then... I'll just go. You'll learn eventually.
Don Giovanni: What's the screaming in the hallway? Leporello: Sounds like Elvira. Don Giovanni: Why don't you go see what the matter is? It can't be anything that's much of a problem.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2016 20:24:53 GMT -5
Elvira: Listen to me, Giovanni! We can redeem you! You'll no longer be hated!Giovanni: You've lost your mind, Elvira.Leporello: Either he has a heart of iron, or none at all, Elvira. I'm sorry...Elvira: Fine, then... I'll just go. You'll learn eventually.Don Giovanni: What's the screaming in the hallway?Leporello: Sounds like Elvira. Don Giovanni: Why don't you go see what the matter is? It can't be anything that's much of a problem. Oh-ho-HO! This'll be fun to watch!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2016 20:35:53 GMT -5
Leporello: GIOVANNI IT'S THE STATUE Don Giovanni: Ha! Why are you screaming? Leporello: IT WASN'T ANYONE ELSE- IT DRAGGED ITSELF HERE! Don Giovanni: It couldn't possibly have. Leporello: But only if you saw the way he moved! His footsteps! THUMP-THUMP-THUMP-THUMP! Don Giovanni: I don't understand what you're saying. You've lost your mind! Go open the door. Leporello: NO NO NO NO Don Giovanni: Fine, I'll do it.
The Statue of the Commander: DON GIOVANNI, YOU INVITED ME TO DINNER, AND SO I HAVE COME!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2016 20:38:45 GMT -5
Leporello: GIOVANNI IT'S THE STATUEDon Giovanni: Ha! Why are you screaming?Leporello: IT WASN'T ANYONE ELSE- IT DRAGGED ITSELF HERE!Don Giovanni: It couldn't possibly have.Leporello: But only if you saw the way he moved! His footsteps! THUMP-THUMP-THUMP-THUMP!Don Giovanni: I don't understand what you're saying. You've lost your mind! Go open the door.Leporello: NO NO NO NODon Giovanni: Fine, I'll do it.The Statue of the Commander: DON GIOVANNI, YOU INVITED ME TO DINNER, AND SO I HAVE COME! Buh, bye, Don.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2016 20:47:04 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: What are you doing here? Leporello, go get this man dinner. Leporello: Give it up, master! We are done for! The Statue: I do not need the food of mortals. I down on more heavenly dishes. Don Giovanni:... May I interest you in some fine wine, then? The Statue: That's not what I meant. I have more serious considerations to talk about... Don Giovanni: Like what? The Statue: If you redeem yourself, you will continue to live a life of peace. Will you face redemption and outdo the number of bad things you have done? Don Giovanni: How many times do I have to say this? I am fine with my life as is, you chunk of marble! Leporello: Please say yes, please say yes! Giovanni, this statue could easily kill you! Don Giovanni: Get off of me, you old idiot. I can deal with this by myself, I don't need you.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2016 21:10:20 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: I won't redeem myself. As I said, I do not want to. It's pointless and silly. The Statue: ARE YOU CERTAIN? Leporello: NO NO! Don Giovanni: Yes. The Statue: Alright then. See how this tablecloth burns easily? Don Giovanni: Yep. The Statue: What else burns easily?... Human flesh, right? Leporello: OH GOD NO. Don Giovanni: Yes, what's your point?... Why are you holding the candle right next to my clothes?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2016 1:04:30 GMT -5
The Statue: Well, here's why, son. Don Giovanni: NO NO NO NO! THE PAIN! Leporello: THERE'S A FIRE! SEND HELP! Don Giovanni: What a terror! Leporello: SIGNORE, YOUR SKIN IS DRIPPING OFF OF YOU! Don Giovanni: SEND HELP! SEND HELP! LEPORELLO, DO SOMETHING! NO- Don Giovanni is offline.
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Post by ℜust ℜed ℜose on Nov 1, 2016 1:11:26 GMT -5
Rust Red Rose: Shame. What a tragic end.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2016 5:40:44 GMT -5
R.I.P Don Giovanni. What a dark end.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2016 6:38:45 GMT -5
Leporello: MASTER! No, he couldn't possibly be dead. That's not like him at all. I've known him since we were kids... He c-can't d-die! This has to all be a dream- Oh, no, the mob's here. Don Ottavio: WHERE IS HE? Donna Anna: He killed my father, I won't let him get away with it! Zerlina: Why is there smoke everywhere?... Leporello, where is he? Donna Elvira: And what happened to the dining hall? Leporello: IT WAS HORRIFIC! A FIRE STARTED AND- and- he's no longer with us... He's...dead. Masetto: You mean that black pile of goop in front of you is Don Giovanni? Leporello:... Yes. Donna Anna: Well, serves him right. Don Ottavio: I guess we have a celebratory party in honor of his death? Masetto: I'm in! Donna Anna: Why don't we start it now then? Zerlina: Great idea!
Leporello: WAIT! I WANT TO COME TOO- no, they still despise me... I guess I'll go off to the tavern and hope I find a slightly better master. G'night, Signore Giovanni. I just wish he had died later. My wages, my wages, my wages! Fin.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2016 18:57:37 GMT -5
Going out of character to say that doing this was a blast. Don Giovanni's such a jerk that it's flat-out fun to do his death scene (especially because he doesn't die lamely like some people in opera). Also because it can be taken to mean man different things, so every time I act it out it's different. Heck, I have a version written down where Leporello is the one that kills him. Also, he doesn't rest in peace. Far from it.
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