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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2016 14:08:39 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: Care to have a conversation? Leporello: I would like to have a conversation as well, but- Don Giovanni: Quiet, or else you won't see the next dawn. Leporello: Right, Signore Giovanni. I have no more to say. Don Giovanni: Now, go fetch a drink for me or something. Anyway, I heard some gentleman by the name of Umadpelt is coming to this here forum. It seems like this is some sort of ritual; can any of you elaborate? Also, I didn't murder any Commander at all. Don't ask.
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Post by cal ✩ on Oct 29, 2016 14:13:16 GMT -5
Ok?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2016 14:17:45 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: Greetings! Don Giovanni, at your service.Leporello: That's funny, you've never serviced anyone when it isn't part of your twisted little game.Don Giovanni: I can't say the same for you, either, even though it's your job. As I was saying, wonderful weather, isn't it?
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Post by Northstar3213 on Oct 29, 2016 14:34:45 GMT -5
Bluetail:...I'm not sure what's going on here...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2016 14:36:28 GMT -5
Bluetail:...I'm not sure what's going on here... Don Giovanni: Neither do I.
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Post by Northstar3213 on Oct 29, 2016 14:38:19 GMT -5
Bluetail:...I'm not sure what's going on here... Don Giovanni: Neither do I.Bluetail: hmm...*ear twitches* you two legs are weird.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2016 14:52:03 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: Neither do I. Bluetail: hmm...*ear twitches* you two legs are weird. Don Giovanni: I'm not the weirder one here. That's my servant, Leporello.Leporello: SHUT UP!
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Post by Northstar3213 on Oct 29, 2016 14:55:03 GMT -5
Bluetail:Quite frankly both of you are equally weird. There is a talking cat in front of you and neither of you have gone into a frenzy or thought you've gone mad.
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Post by Sour Candy on Oct 29, 2016 15:13:21 GMT -5
I am highly confused
Adam: I second that...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2016 15:25:45 GMT -5
Bluetail:Quite frankly both of you are equally weird. There is a talking cat in front of you and neither of you have gone into a frenzy or thought you've gone mad. Don Giovanni: We've seen stranger. Like Don Ottavio, for instance.Don Ottavio: HI GUYS! CAN I TALK TOO!?!Leporello: MOVE IT, OTTAVIO! If there's one thing we can agree on, it's that Ottavio is a wimp.Don Giovanni: And Elvira is the mad one around here. We need not worry.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2016 15:27:26 GMT -5
I am highly confused Adam: I second that... Don Giovanni: You shouldn't be confused! I am the greatest man on earth-Leporello: Or so he thinks-Don Giovanni: SHUT UP OR YOU'LL HAVE A DAGGER IN YOUR CHEST! As I was saying, here is your wonderful chance to talk with me!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2016 15:36:42 GMT -5
Mongrel: I am a feral dog. Woof woof snarl. Civilized Counterpart: HMPH! What an atrocity you are! Everyone knows that PET DOGS are ALL the rage. Leporello: This forum has no rules between reality and fantasy, doesn't it?
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Post by Sour Candy on Oct 29, 2016 15:49:05 GMT -5
I am highly confused Adam: I second that... Don Giovanni: You shouldn't be confused! I am the greatest man on earth-Leporello: Or so he thinks-Don Giovanni: SHUT UP OR YOU'LL HAVE A DAGGER IN YOUR CHEST! As I was saying, here is your wonderful chance to talk with me! You think you're better than me? What a joke.Adam no
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2016 16:04:31 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: You shouldn't be confused! I am the greatest man on earth-Leporello: Or so he thinks-Don Giovanni: SHUT UP OR YOU'LL HAVE A DAGGER IN YOUR CHEST! As I was saying, here is your wonderful chance to talk with me! You think you're better than me? What a joke.Adam no Don Giovanni: Are you challenging me!?!Leporello: I have solid evidence that may be used either way in this debate, if you need it...
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Post by Sour Candy on Oct 29, 2016 16:20:49 GMT -5
You think you're better than me? What a joke.Adam no Don Giovanni: Are you challenging me!?!Leporello: I have solid evidence that may be used either way in this debate, if you need it... *pulls out a missile launcher* BRING ITAdam no
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2016 16:32:17 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: Are you challenging me!?!Leporello: I have solid evidence that may be used either way in this debate, if you need it... *pulls out a missile launcher* BRING ITAdam no Don Giovanni: You do realize this is a forum, so you cannot possibly hurt me over the Internet, right?Leporello: Should I bring out the evidence?
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Post by Umadpelt on Oct 29, 2016 16:34:18 GMT -5
Heehee! Why are you talking to yourself?
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Post by Sour Candy on Oct 29, 2016 16:59:37 GMT -5
*pulls out a missile launcher* BRING ITAdam no Don Giovanni: You do realize this is a forum, so you cannot possibly hurt me over the Internet, right?Leporello: Should I bring out the evidence? Don't tell me what I can and can't do >:UWell....technically if one were to hack you and steal all your personal info that would count as hurt but I get what you mean
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2016 17:06:36 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: This "Umadpelt" man, whoever he is, is supposed to show up soon here.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2016 17:07:36 GMT -5
Heehee! Why are you talking to yourself? Don Giovanni: Me and my servant, Leporello, are separate people. We just have to share the same account.
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Post by Future Gingerz on Oct 29, 2016 17:08:27 GMT -5
I spy with my little eye...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2016 17:15:44 GMT -5
I spy with my little eye... Don Giovanni: Spy what? I don't see anything. Leporello: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE THIS ENTIRE PLACE IS GOING TO GO DOWN IN FLAMES
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Post by Northstar3213 on Oct 29, 2016 17:29:08 GMT -5
Bluetail:...*starts to groom himself*
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2016 18:04:13 GMT -5
Leporello: This forum has no rules between reality and fantasy, doesn't it? Mongrel: HEY NOW, boy! Watch what'cha say, because I could TOTALLY eat you or a loved one! Civilized Counterpart: Check yourself, invalid! You have no right to tear at the almighty flesh of one of your own kind, much less a Divinity, a Human Being!— Mongrel: He ought to shut up. I mean, everyone knows plays aren't exactly reality, either. Imbeciles. Don Giovanni: I left him in the Dungeon to suffer horridly. I find it hilarious! Wanna watch with me?
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