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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 6:45:58 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: If you've seen Redheart's most recent thread, you know what the business was about. She is out of town for the weekend. Originally, another of our many relatives was to be here, but we bribed her to let us have it by using tickets to The Met. I'm Don Giovanni, a man who has traveled the world. I am an intellectual and a nobleman, and I did not murder anyone at all. As I said beforehand, those are silly rumors the peasants spread. Now I'll have my servant talk. I have a sword on me, so if he happens to say too much I can easily quiet him. Leporello: Greetings. I think you have an idea of who I am by now given that I travel the forums often to test to see if enough adventure and war was had to the point that it'd be a good setting for Giovanni's usual Halloween parties. I am a servant (and also a punching bag) and I do have an issue with my master- but I cannot say it here, given his sword is inches away from my neck. I'd elaborate more if I could. Don Giovanni: I have met so many interesting people that I have my servant keep a list of them- Leporello: They have no idea.... Don Giovanni: No idea WHAT!?! Leporello: ...how long it is. Don Giovanni: I have also accomplished many more feats and adventures. They are all very interesting stories of which my servant can tell you at a later date. If you happen to hear anything wrong about me, it's because of that madwoman named Donna Elvira. She's insane. It's good she doesn't have an account here. Leporello: To be honest, I feel sorry for her. Don Giovanni: SHUT IT! Anyway, fell free to ask us any questions here. We'll be staying until Monday.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 7:06:07 GMT -5
Leporello: Also, as a safety precaution, do not let talking statues go on the forums. Don Giovanni: You're paranoid. Talking statues? Leporello: It's a safety precaution! Trust me, I know what I'm doing. Don Giovanni- You're insane. Leporello: I wouldn't say I'm the only one then.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 9:02:06 GMT -5
Do you, you, you, you, you, you?
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Post by ℜust ℜed ℜose on Oct 28, 2016 9:43:02 GMT -5
Oh dear.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 10:13:05 GMT -5
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Bleak
RN does not stand for Refreshments and Narcotics
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Post by Bleak on Oct 28, 2016 10:36:31 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 15:10:58 GMT -5
Do you, you, you, you, you, you? Don Giovanni: I do everything.Leporello: Everything but pay his servant enough.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 15:14:55 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: What is there to fear about me?Leporello: Do you want the short list... Or THE list?Don Giovanni: SHUT IT! That's a personal matter, Leporello, we just met the person!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 15:18:56 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: What is there to fear about me?Leporello: Do you want the short list... Or THE list?Don Giovanni: SHUT IT! That's a personal matter, Leporello, we just met the person! NO idea, but
I feel the need to hide. Call me Mary, by the way.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 15:19:31 GMT -5
Oh dear celestials
This will not be good.
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Post by tinybreeze on Oct 28, 2016 15:22:28 GMT -5
how are ya guys doing
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 15:32:05 GMT -5
Oh dear celestials This will not be good. Don Giovanni: How can it not be good? I'm hosting a party tonight on here!Leporello: Oh, no, Signore Giovanni, not another party...Don Giovanni: Oh, yes, my dear Leporello, another party...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 15:33:44 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: We're doing wonderful.Leporello: As for me, anything but.
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Post by tinybreeze on Oct 28, 2016 15:34:06 GMT -5
Will you take over the forums?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 15:37:01 GMT -5
Oh dear celestials This will not be good. Don Giovanni: How can it not be good? I'm hosting a party tonight on here!Leporello: Oh, no, Signore Giovanni, not another party...Don Giovanni: Oh, yes, my dear Leporello, another party...Oh boy... tag me for the party.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 15:37:23 GMT -5
Will you take over the forums? Don Giovanni: I have no interest in such follies.Leporello: He has other conquests. Forums are of no use to him in this way.
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Post by Yoshimi on Oct 28, 2016 15:39:32 GMT -5
Finally, You have come.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 15:47:00 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: Glad you were waiting. I won't disappoint.
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Post by Yoshimi on Oct 28, 2016 16:00:37 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: Glad you were waiting. I won't disappoint. Now that you are here, A little bird told me Umadpelt is on his way soon. What are your thoughts on this impending armageddon?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 16:10:08 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: Glad you were waiting. I won't disappoint. Now that you are here, A little bird told me Umadpelt is on his way soon. What are your thoughts on this impending armageddon? Don Giovanni: What a good time to have a dinner party!Leporello: NONONONONO WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE HELP MEDon Giovanni: Mad, isn't he? Maybe I should do what you call a "mercy kill".Leporello: NO WAIT IT'S FINE
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 16:41:22 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: How can it not be good? I'm hosting a party tonight on here!Leporello: Oh, no, Signore Giovanni, not another party...Don Giovanni: Oh, yes, my dear Leporello, another party... Oh boy... tag me for the party. Don Giovanni: Will do. The more, the merrier...Leporello: Or so he thinks.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 16:54:11 GMT -5
Oh boy... tag me for the party. Don Giovanni: Will do. The more, the merrier...Leporello: Or so he thinks.Anyway... Umadpelt shall come tomorrow. Shall we hold the party then?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 16:56:38 GMT -5
Don Giovanni: Will do. The more, the merrier...Leporello: Or so he thinks. Anyway... Umadpelt shall come tomorrow. Shall we hold the party then? Don Giovanni: I will have parties every day I'm on here.Leporello: Great...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 17:00:15 GMT -5
Anyway... Umadpelt shall come tomorrow. Shall we hold the party then? Don Giovanni: I will have parties every day I'm on here.Leporello: Great...Well then hold the party now!
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