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sɪʟᴠᴇʀᴏᴡʟ ☾
rood yelling meanie
be cunning and full of tricks
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Post by sɪʟᴠᴇʀᴏᴡʟ ☾ on Oct 23, 2016 20:33:04 GMT -5
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Post by A Meadow Mushroom on Oct 23, 2016 20:34:03 GMT -5
me
haha geddit
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Post by Sour Candy on Oct 23, 2016 20:36:42 GMT -5
None of mine are forum appropriate...
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Post by starrydawn on Oct 23, 2016 20:38:16 GMT -5
How do you know when it's safe to come out? The coast is queer!
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Post by A Meadow Mushroom on Oct 23, 2016 20:38:43 GMT -5
99% of women say they don't like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don't like women.
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Post by Dollar store shampoo on Oct 23, 2016 21:21:48 GMT -5
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2016 21:25:00 GMT -5
my whole life is a joke
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2016 21:47:57 GMT -5
An old cowboy sat down at the restaurant and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2016 22:29:01 GMT -5
Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means? Father: It means 'to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife.
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Post by ❴ ғα∂ιηg ✦ яεαℓιтү ❵ on Oct 23, 2016 22:30:28 GMT -5
I'm buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.
I'm buysexual and bisexual so I love this pun
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Post by argyle lechuga on Oct 23, 2016 22:35:40 GMT -5
i am both gay and a joke
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Post by ❴ ғα∂ιηg ✦ яεαℓιтү ❵ on Oct 23, 2016 22:37:06 GMT -5
I can confirm he sends me snapchats like "when will my daddy return from war" and then there was the silk milk box with the caption "when you're a vegan but you gotta get the succ" or something like that I forgot the exact saying there
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2016 22:43:08 GMT -5
I can confirm he sends me snapchats like "when will my daddy return from war" and then there was the silk milk box with the caption "when you're a vegan but you gotta get the succ" or something like that I forgot the exact saying there can also confirm, i have a screenshot of him w a baby snapchat filter saying he needs a daddy (:
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Post by ❴ ғα∂ιηg ✦ яεαℓιтү ❵ on Oct 23, 2016 22:43:54 GMT -5
I can confirm he sends me snapchats like "when will my daddy return from war" and then there was the silk milk box with the caption "when you're a vegan but you gotta get the succ" or something like that I forgot the exact saying there can also confirm, i have a screenshot of him w a baby snapchat filter saying he needs a daddy (: he sent that snap to me too lol
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2016 22:45:56 GMT -5
he's a sinner.
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Post by ❴ ғα∂ιηg ✦ яεαℓιтү ❵ on Oct 23, 2016 22:46:28 GMT -5
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Post by Gengar on Oct 23, 2016 22:51:54 GMT -5
➳ i recently took a test to see what my sexuality was.
I ACED it
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