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Post by shortstop on Oct 21, 2016 22:41:34 GMT -5
either weird questions or just ones that came out of the blue
this one included
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Post by ❴ ғα∂ιηg ✦ яεαℓιтү ❵ on Oct 21, 2016 22:53:07 GMT -5
"are you really that short?"
yes
"wow why are you that short?"
idk man mabe its genetics or something
"do you think youll grow any taller?"
wtf do you think pal im a full grown person so no im not some kid
"it must suck to be short doesnt it?"
shut up or ill climb you like a ladder and strangle you
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Post by Gengar on Oct 21, 2016 23:08:03 GMT -5
 ➳"are you two twins?" (to me and a friend who look nothing alike) |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2016 23:09:25 GMT -5
i get asked on like a weekly basis what my shoe size is
i'm 5'7 and wear a women's 11 - 11 1/2 (men's 9 - 9 1/2 )
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2016 23:12:56 GMT -5
"Is that your twin sister?"
No, that's my mom. We might look the same, but she is very clearly older.
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Post by Tᴏʀɴ Fʟᴀɴɴᴇʟ - ✽ on Oct 21, 2016 23:15:20 GMT -5
oh my god so many people ask me why my legs are so long
idk??? what am i supposed to say to that
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Snowlight
One day I will rule the world......
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Post by Snowlight on Oct 21, 2016 23:49:12 GMT -5
Once I was asked "If you could squirt any condiment out of your belly button what would it be?"
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Post by Aku on Oct 21, 2016 23:59:47 GMT -5
Are you German?
I was asked this when I was 10/11 years old by a young woman who worked at my town's laundromat and apparently I sound German to her even though I have never been around Germans. This event lowkey fueled my desire to learn German
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Post by narcissist on Oct 22, 2016 0:21:59 GMT -5
my manager asked if me and my boyfriend were siblings
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Post by ✲ριкαƒυєу✲ on Oct 22, 2016 0:34:45 GMT -5
"Are you on drugs?"
-Asked by one of my high school teachers when I fell asleep in class. The answer was no. Obviously.
"Is that your sister?"
-Asked by just about anyone when I'm with my mom. She doesn't look her age.
"So, do you, like, hear nothing at all in your left ear?"
-Yes...? That's what being partially-deaf means...?
"Do you have a spoon?"
-By some random dude on the street. My city is a...interesting...place.
"Why do you wear glasses?"
-????Because I can't see very well????
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2016 1:07:10 GMT -5
The strangest thing I have ever been asked isn't appropriate, but it was very weird and came out of the blue.
Other than that I have been asked why I am so tall.
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Post by The Noble Dragon on Oct 22, 2016 1:28:19 GMT -5
"Is Sam short for Samantha or Samuel?" (Sam is my gender neutral name and what I have on my name tag at work.)
It's just Sam
"Man your voice is really squeaky isn't it?"
How am I supposed to respond to that???? Like okay so my voice isn't as deep as you think it should be? WTF?
And any question regarding my gender bc why tf do you need to care so much?
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Bisexual
#e0a8ff
Name Colour
🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃
THIS IS THE THRILLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRR, THRILLLERRRRR NIIIIIGHHHHTTTT 🎃
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Post by 🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃 on Oct 22, 2016 1:53:22 GMT -5
"Have you ever died more than you have just now?"
im dying 100% everyday buddy
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Post by Turin not Torino on Oct 22, 2016 2:08:36 GMT -5
*me at work, in my shapeless work uniform button down shirt*
Drunk- "Can you and I go like, count the pool towels or something?"
Me- "No"
Drunk- "But you know what that shirt means"
Me- "No I don't. What does my shirt mean?"
Drunk- "You KNOW what it means!"
Me- "..."
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2016 8:43:54 GMT -5
"Why do you look so depressed yet high all the time?"
Im sorry my sleepiness looks like Im high to you.
"Youre not really 5'7" are you?"
Obviously if youre 5'7" and Im as tall as you then yes I am
"Do you work here?"
Nope Im just sitting behind the library counter for fun
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2016 8:57:31 GMT -5
"Oh, so how are you an atheist and you celebrate Christmas?" We celebrate the non-religious parts, does that make sense?
"You don't really believe in those silly lies about global warming and evolution, do you?" There's scientific evidence, and how is what I think any of your business?
"Why aren't you wearing makeup? It's a sign of respect!" It's my choice, not yours, and How in all heck is that a sign of respect?
"Why do you still play with little kids? You're too childish." What would you rather have: a nice person who joins in on games with their brother and includes everyone in their fun or someone saying they're too "mature" to play and insulting everyone else?
"Why do you think animals have feelings?" You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity. Farewell.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2016 9:57:02 GMT -5
"Want some shankles?"
Haha...what?
"Do you want to be the McDonald's worker that inspires Cleetus to take back Jerusalem?"
Uh...I guess?
"How tall are you?"
5'2", don't laugh
"Can you fit inside of lockers?"
Almost
"Hey white girl, what's your name?"
Clearly not 'white girl'
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From the join date of the earliest users, it looks like it was probably ~July 29th, 2016.
Oct 9, 2024 20:08:31 GMT -5
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