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Post by trickster ♥ on Oct 17, 2016 21:14:07 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2016 21:41:26 GMT -5
I got this:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
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Post by poppy. on Oct 17, 2016 21:57:54 GMT -5
My favorite joke is in French, actually. It's a play on words/pun and terribly lame, but the first time I read it I laughed so hard I cried.
Q: Comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?
A: Un pharmachien!
I'll provide the translation, but it loses its humor and pun when in English.
Q: What do you call a dog who sells medicine?
A: A Pharmacist-Dog!
Pharmacien = Pharmacist Chien = Dog
They're (obviously) pronounced similarly. I love it so much.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2016 22:27:50 GMT -5
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