Let's set our expectations as low as possible
Oct 15, 2016 10:30:01 GMT -5
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Post by Lightflame on Oct 15, 2016 10:30:01 GMT -5
We know there's a big announcement coming from Vicky on Thursday. However, as Warriors fans, the one thing we have in common is that we've all been burned before. That's why I say that we should make terrible guesses as to what the announcement is, so whatever it is, at least it's not that.
Here are my guesses.
- Su will get to write her own Super Edition about whatever she wants, and it will be canon.
- All of the series except for Tigerstar and Sasha and Yellowfang's Secret is now non-canon.
- If you missed out on the Warriors buttons at NYCC, you can order the Breezepelt one online.
- There will be a sixth Clan, SlashClan. Slash returned and was forgiven, and he started his own Clan. However, they vanished from history. The first half of A Vision of Shadows is about SkyClan, and the second half is about SlashClan.
- After the success of Sausage Party, Seth Rogen plans to make a raunchy, R-Rated Warriors animated comedy movie.
- There's going to be a partnership with Domino's, where Graystripe will appear on Domino's coupons. Also, there will be a commercial featuring the character Domino. Even though his jaw is busted, he still enjoys pizza.
- Thanks to a new medical breakthrough, Briarlight will walk again.
- New new covers.
- Seekers is getting new covers as well.
- Donald Trump will write a Warriors book. He promises to Make Warriors Great Again. He asked if he could write one because he loves the *****cats in ThunderClan.
- In the moment before Spirit Tigerstar was destroyed, he swapped bodies with someone, and they were destroyed instead. Now, Tigerstar is secretly one of the warriors in ThunderClan, and he's immune to offscreen greencough.
- Tui had something in her contract that let HarperCollins drag her back, and Wings of Fire is cancelled.
- A Super Edition about humans is coming.
- HarperCollins told her "No more gays", so the series will be rereleased with Ravenpaw, Barley, Tallstar, Mousefur, Mothwing, Lightning Tail, Blossomfall, and Darkstripe removed. (Ravenpaw's Path, Ravenpaw's Farewell, and Tallstar's Revenge are going to be really interesting now.)
- Warriors was just a shared hallucination we all had.
- RiverClan will be removed from the series because they have been underutilized.
- Scourge's daughter Super Edition.
Well, hopefully it isn't any of these.
Here are my guesses.
- Su will get to write her own Super Edition about whatever she wants, and it will be canon.
- All of the series except for Tigerstar and Sasha and Yellowfang's Secret is now non-canon.
- If you missed out on the Warriors buttons at NYCC, you can order the Breezepelt one online.
- There will be a sixth Clan, SlashClan. Slash returned and was forgiven, and he started his own Clan. However, they vanished from history. The first half of A Vision of Shadows is about SkyClan, and the second half is about SlashClan.
- After the success of Sausage Party, Seth Rogen plans to make a raunchy, R-Rated Warriors animated comedy movie.
- There's going to be a partnership with Domino's, where Graystripe will appear on Domino's coupons. Also, there will be a commercial featuring the character Domino. Even though his jaw is busted, he still enjoys pizza.
- Thanks to a new medical breakthrough, Briarlight will walk again.
- New new covers.
- Seekers is getting new covers as well.
- Donald Trump will write a Warriors book. He promises to Make Warriors Great Again. He asked if he could write one because he loves the *****cats in ThunderClan.
- In the moment before Spirit Tigerstar was destroyed, he swapped bodies with someone, and they were destroyed instead. Now, Tigerstar is secretly one of the warriors in ThunderClan, and he's immune to offscreen greencough.
- Tui had something in her contract that let HarperCollins drag her back, and Wings of Fire is cancelled.
- A Super Edition about humans is coming.
- HarperCollins told her "No more gays", so the series will be rereleased with Ravenpaw, Barley, Tallstar, Mousefur, Mothwing, Lightning Tail, Blossomfall, and Darkstripe removed. (Ravenpaw's Path, Ravenpaw's Farewell, and Tallstar's Revenge are going to be really interesting now.)
- Warriors was just a shared hallucination we all had.
- RiverClan will be removed from the series because they have been underutilized.
- Scourge's daughter Super Edition.
Well, hopefully it isn't any of these.
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