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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2016 23:06:56 GMT -5
I found some ridiculous laws from my state that are still in the books, though not enforced. And some of them are hilarious. For instance: Statewide:"One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway." *Cough*
"Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car." Now that's just common sense. Anyone who allows their baby to ride on the running board of a car is not fit to be a parent.
"A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary." What does that even mean? How long is too long?
"Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays." Well I broke that law last week.
"Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing." For that to be illegal, someone must to have attempted it. So who was stupid enough to try to fish with corn? By city or county:Hood River
"Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license." Did someone try to juggle knives or something?
Klamath River
"It’s illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane." Now this just raises a lot of questions.
Marion
"You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street." Um...
Myrtle Creek
"One may not box with a kangaroo." This is Oregon. Not Australia.
Portland
"It’s against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink." Why exactly?
"People may not whistle underwater." Because that's totally possible. Maybe someone tried and drowned?
Stanfield
"It is against the law for animals to have s*x in the city limits." How are they supposed to regulate this???
"Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms." Because why not?
Yamhill
"It is illegal to predict the future." "It's going to rain." *It starts raining* "You're under arrest!" My grandmother says that laws are made for people who lack common sense, but this is taking it to a whole new level. What are some incredibly stupid laws from where you live?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2016 23:09:04 GMT -5
corn actually makes rlly good bait for some kinds of fish!! my dad and I use corn a lot when we go fishing
my state has one rlly dumb law you've probably heard of called hb2
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Post by Sanders on Oct 14, 2016 23:10:45 GMT -5
im all these laws tbh
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2016 23:14:06 GMT -5
corn actually makes rlly good bait for some kinds of fish!! my dad and I use corn a lot when we go fishing my state has one rlly dumb law you've probably heard of called hb2 We mainly have salmon around here. I've never been fishing so I wouldn't know.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2016 23:15:56 GMT -5
in my state its illegal to collect rainwater because it 'belongs to someone else' like.... okay
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Post by greene on Oct 14, 2016 23:17:18 GMT -5
in my state its illegal to collect rainwater because it 'belongs to someone else' like.... okay but...... who does it belong to are they allowed to collect rainwater
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2016 23:19:21 GMT -5
in my state its illegal to collect rainwater because it 'belongs to someone else' like.... okay who does it all belong to tho
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Post by ✲ριкαƒυєу✲ on Oct 14, 2016 23:21:10 GMT -5
My state has a lot of stupid laws. Some of my favorites are:
"You cannot keep your chickens with you in your hotel room." Well darn.
It is illegal to wash or scrub sinks no matter how dirty they get. Um...what? Why?
It is necessary to document any services performed by a jackass. Pretty sure that's what we have social media for.
It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies. Damn. And here I was hoping I could take Simba to see the new Lion King.
You may not curse inside the city limits. It's like you don't know Baltimore City at all.
Persons may not swear while on the highway. Haha don't drive with me then.
Every person who has bowled since 1833 may be fined $2 for each offence. I know bowling sucks, but wow.
It is illegal to remove a public building by writing on it. What are they writing with?? A bomb??
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Post by John 3:16 on Oct 14, 2016 23:22:36 GMT -5
Statewide:
"The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment." Wow. That's Washington for ya
"It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company." Good job whoever did that
"No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold." @ school so I'm not allowed to go to school? it's against the law...
"All lollipops are banned." Well, we're all screwed
"X-rays may not be used to fit shoes." dammit!
City:
Everett: "It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window." *slow clap*
Seattle: "You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length." How the hell are you going to hide tha- nevermind. I don't want to ask.
Wilbur: "You may not ride an ugly horse." tumblr will descend upon u
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2016 23:23:43 GMT -5
lmao no breaking and entering like who would've guessed
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2016 23:24:08 GMT -5
It is necessary to document any services performed by a jackass.Pretty sure that's what we have social media for. I think they mean donkey. it's still pretty funny though
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2016 23:25:26 GMT -5
in my state its illegal to collect rainwater because it 'belongs to someone else' like.... okay but...... who does it belong to are they allowed to collect rainwater i just looked it up and apparently it belongs to the state
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Post by ✲ριкαƒυєу✲ on Oct 14, 2016 23:25:49 GMT -5
It is necessary to document any services performed by a jackass.Pretty sure that's what we have social media for. I think they mean donkey. it's still pretty funny though Lol I know. Still made me laugh
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Post by ✲ριкαƒυєу✲ on Oct 14, 2016 23:26:34 GMT -5
but...... who does it belong to are they allowed to collect rainwater i just looked it up and apparently it belongs to the state Maryland actually has a "Rain Tax". Our last Governor was a greedy pig, and yeah. Maryland sucks. Please don't move here.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2016 23:27:39 GMT -5
I'm going to do the State that most of my family lives in.
It's California. Boy am I going to have fun.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2016 23:33:06 GMT -5
Recently it became illegal for a woman to have even the slightest bit of her chest showing in a nearby city. the same city that repealed some LGBT rights ordinance last year
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Post by ssquiffy on Oct 14, 2016 23:33:22 GMT -5
guys, my friend walked backwards in the street with a common cold while eating a donut the last time he took his lion to the movies and he died!!1!1!1 these rules are there for your safety, please follow them
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Post by greene on Oct 14, 2016 23:36:16 GMT -5
but...... who does it belong to are they allowed to collect rainwater i just looked it up and apparently it belongs to the state ask ur state how much it paid for its portion of sky as i too would like to be a Proud Owner of Weather
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2016 23:50:18 GMT -5
Statewide:
"California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have s*x with inmates." No longer allowed?????
"It’s unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time." Well yes. I would imagine that would endanger the dog.
"Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses." Oh well they've already got that covered.
"It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale." So you can harpoon whales, but you can't kill anything else.
"No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour." I'd like to see them exceed 0 mph.
"Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship." Yeah we've got one of these in my state too. How exactly are they planning to enforce this law? By State/County:
Baldwin Park
"Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. Is this with water in it or just empty? Because I'd like to see someone try to ride a bike in a full swimming pool.
Belvedere
"City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." Now this just makes it sound like the dog should be walking their owners.
Blythe
"You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows." This makes sense tbh
Chico
"One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool." Ok then.
"Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine." REALLY. Only a $500 dollar fine? For destroying the city and killing everyone??!
"Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women." Somene should tell my dad this. He will not be pleased.
Fresno
"No one may annoy a lizard in a city park." What qualifies as annoying a lizard? How do they express their annoyance? Can the lizard sue you?
Los Angeles
"It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent." Wait so beating your wife is legal as long as it's less than 2 inches wide?
"You may not hunt moths under a street light." Ah, yes. I often go moth hunting by the light of the street lights.
"Toads may not be licked." I demand to know who goes around licking toads.
"It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air." I sense a problem with this...
Pacific Grove
"It is illegal to molest butterflies." ????????????????????????
San Francisco
"Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash." Ok
"Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street." *gasp*
It is illegal to wipe one’s car with used underwear. Ew
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2016 6:39:56 GMT -5
Statewide:
"California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have s*x with inmates." No longer allowed?????
"It’s unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time." Well yes. I would imagine that would endanger the dog.
"Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses." Oh well they've already got that covered.
"It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale." So you can harpoon whales, but you can't kill anything else.
"No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour." I'd like to see them exceed 0 mph.
"Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship." Yeah we've got one of these in my state too. How exactly are they planning to enforce this law? By State/County:
Baldwin Park
"Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. Is this with water in it or just empty? Because I'd like to see someone try to ride a bike in a full swimming pool. Lyoko: I want to see that.
Belvedere
"City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." Now this just makes it sound like the dog should be walking their owners. Lyoko: City council is probably a bunch of dogs planning on taking over the world with laws like these.
Chico
"Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine." REALLY. Only a $500 dollar fine? For destroying the city and killing everyone??! Lyoko: How would they even give you the fine?
Fresno
"No one may annoy a lizard in a city park." What qualifies as annoying a lizard? How do they express their annoyance? Can the lizard sue you? Lyoko: And now, for a episode of "Lizard Sues Human."
Los Angeles
"You may not hunt moths under a street light." Ah, yes. I often go moth hunting by the light of the street lights. Lyoko: That makes some sense... leave the moth hunting for others.
"Toads may not be licked." I demand to know who goes around licking toads. Lyoko: I do, too. What the potato does THAT?
Pacific Grove
"It is illegal to molest butterflies." ???????????????????????? Lyoko: HOW DO YOU MOLEST A BUTTERFLY?!
San Francisco
"Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street." *gasp* Lyoko: Wat
Look up and see my answers.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2016 7:10:38 GMT -5
In Alaska, you're not allowed to throw a moose out of an airplane. In Florida, pet flamingos are not allowed in barbershops. I don't even
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Post by Northstar3213 on Oct 15, 2016 8:10:28 GMT -5
In Tennessee, it's perfectly legal to scrape up roadkill and take it home for supper.
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Post by nem on Oct 15, 2016 8:20:43 GMT -5
Where are you finding these?
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Post by The Green Writer on Oct 15, 2016 8:25:45 GMT -5
In my state it's illegal to have a ferret if you hunt or plan to go hunting in the future
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Post by tiger beetle on Oct 15, 2016 8:34:34 GMT -5
about the toads, there's a kind called the cane toad and it's basically a drug toad
Kentucky: One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once. It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.
that site doesn't have much
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Post by Sanders on Oct 15, 2016 8:45:19 GMT -5
Wait I looked up michigan and IS LOG CABIN DAY NOT A THING EVERYWHERE????
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Post by tiger beetle on Oct 15, 2016 8:46:58 GMT -5
Wait I looked up michigan and IS LOG CABIN DAY NOT A THING EVERYWHERE???? as far as I can tell it's officially a thing everywhere but only Michigan celebrates it
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Post by Sanders on Oct 15, 2016 8:49:39 GMT -5
Wait I looked up michigan and IS LOG CABIN DAY NOT A THING EVERYWHERE???? as far as I can tell it's officially a thing everywhere but only Michigan celebrates it I can say it's like actually a big thing like it's been in my conscious since I was a little kid. That's so weird
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Post by nem on Oct 15, 2016 9:06:22 GMT -5
Apparently, incest is allowed here.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2016 9:15:47 GMT -5
Are these real? I can't take these seriously, lol.
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