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Post by Card against Humanity on Jul 31, 2016 9:32:34 GMT -5
Let's bring this topic back! Yeah so you probably know how this works. Post a sarcastic rant where your opinion on a certain character is the opposite of your actual opinion. OH MY GOD, Ashfur is such a pwecious wittle baby!!! He was in LOVE with that little hellion, Squirrelflight, but she FRIENDZONED him!!! No, I don't care that she offered to be friends, she stil LED HIM ON!! And then, when she led him on, he got really sad!! He was totally justified In what he did because Squirrelflight is a mean meanie friendzoner!! Oh sure he (spoiler) tried to kill her and her Not!Kits, but that's okay because she's a meanie who led him on!!!
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Post by Alpha on Jul 31, 2016 9:44:05 GMT -5
Needlepaw was such an amazing character!1!1! She was soooo smart trespassing on other's territory saving Alderpaw and the rest of them.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 9:56:32 GMT -5
Spottedleaf honestly doesn't deserve all the hate she gets for supposedly "stalking" Fireheart/star in his dreams. I mean, come on, they were in love! And they had so much build up and development within their 1-3 conversations with each other. Samdstorm shouldn't have even gotton close with Firestar, now she ruined everything. Glad she's dead! Anyway, Spottedleaf had a major arc of development and defiantly has a solid, wonderful personality. The people who say she's a Mary Sue are probably just confusing her with Sandstorm anyway.
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Post by Winterstorm on Jul 31, 2016 11:11:43 GMT -5
Ashfur is my favorite cat. He is super misunderstood. He only reacted they way he did was because he was so heartbroken. Squirrelflight is female dog for leading him on. He lost so much his mother and Squirrelflight. He deserved Squirrelflight because he was nice to her and saved her lifeAnd he saved the original three without him putting the branch up the would have been burned. And Squirrelflight told him to burn the three! Then Hollyleaf kills him to keep the secret and then she told the secret herself. Ashfur death was pointless and it all Hollyleaf's fault.
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Post by scourge11 on Jul 31, 2016 12:32:38 GMT -5
CAN WE PLEASE WORSHIP THE PRECIOUS LITTLE BABEH SCOURGE? *worshipping intensifies* SCOURGESCOURGESCOURGESCOURGESCOURGE WOOOOO
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Post by Uмвяᴀ on Jul 31, 2016 12:35:25 GMT -5
Onestar was a great leader. The only reason he attacked ThunderClan was because Firestar was being really pushy and involved. Plus Onestar proved that he was being very smart when he chose Harespring as deputy; he was obviously the best possible choice and did not show to be an arrogant Dark Forest trainee. Why didn't the clans follow his brilliant idea of sharing the kits between all four clans? It was the only fair way and it would not be hard at all for the kits to adjust to living in four different clans with four different sets of cats and four different customs.
While we're at it, let me just day that everything is Tallstar's fault. Tallstar is really stupid. He was the one to run off with a dumb kittypet. That journey wasn't even a valuable life experience that Tallstar greatly benefited from in the future. He was too friendly with FIrestar. The battle of BloodClan totally showed that alliances are terrible friends are bad. He should have been like Onestar and attacked ThunderClan for no reason because that's how good leadership works.
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Post by whiteflight on Jul 31, 2016 12:51:43 GMT -5
Firestar is the worst cat ever!!!! Always keeping peace with the other clan and bringing cats into Thunderclan!!!! It's making them look weaker!!! Don't get me started on Daisy cause she does nothing everyday!!! He's also a gary-sue!!!! Being all perfect and thinking that he rules all the clans just by saving them!!! He's always butting in and he never gets punished!!! I'm glad he's dead!!!
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Post by Twilight Sparkle on Jul 31, 2016 13:31:48 GMT -5
Love: Jessy is such an important character to the plot and she has a really great personality. I can't believe Bramblestar chose stupid Squirrelflight over poor Jessy!!! Jessy deserves more credit than any other character, and that was really nice of her to let Bramblestar choose Squirrelflight.
Hate: Skystar is a really bad cat who should go to the Dark Forest. He killed three cats!!! He is so evil and I don't get why people love him so much when he's really just a coward. Not to mention he kicked out Jagged Peak and Frost.
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Post by Frozen on Jul 31, 2016 14:08:07 GMT -5
I really love Flametail. He's a great medicine cat who doesn't hold grudges and enforces the fact that medicine cats aren't bound to the code. It was really tragic when he died by falling under the lake, and I can understand his frustrations. Not only did he die long before he was supposed to, he died playing a stupid game! I would be embarrassed too if I died that way. Jayfeather couldn't even save him. I just really like Flametail. Overall, he was nice, patient, understanding, and didn't judge anyone. He was everything a medicine cat was supposed to be.
Ugh, Silverstream is a total brat! She was super spoiled and turned into a jerk. She was impulsive and it was her own fault that she bled to death due to having kits too young. Then, when she joined StarClan, she turned into an even bigger brat who wouldn't leave Graystripe alone when he got Millie as a mate. What a spoiled princess.
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Sootfeather
Now a BNHA addict. Mina Ashido is the best girl and I will fight you all on that.
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Post by Sootfeather on Jul 31, 2016 14:20:32 GMT -5
CAN WE PLEASE WORSHIP THE PRECIOUS LITTLE BABEH SCOURGE? *worshipping intensifies* SCOURGESCOURGESCOURGESCOURGESCOURGE WOOOOO You're supposed to make it the opposite of your opinion on them, so if you loved Scourge, you'd say you hated him and vice versa
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 14:22:11 GMT -5
I hate Mapleshade
(Kill me please)
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Post by Cheyenne on Jul 31, 2016 15:34:30 GMT -5
I'm new here...what do I do? 8-)
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Post by 🌙Moonpower🌙 on Jul 31, 2016 17:00:53 GMT -5
Can we focus on the real problem here? Blackstar is the absolute worst character in the books by far. How can people love him?! He murdered Stonefur. He's just disgusting. Rowanstar is the best ShadowClan leader by far, and I feel terrible that his predecessor is a complete idiot with little to no redeeming qualities Also, can we please discuss my absolute favorite character, Ashfur? He's a the sweetest cat ever! From kit to warrior, he's been an absolute joy to read about. He should've been leader of ThunderClan so he could force that nasty little Squirrelflight to become his mate, how dare she lead him on like that! Poor little smol cinnamon roll that is Ashy I was about to get so mad at you until I remembered this thread is a thread of sarcasm xD For real though: Blackstar is best!
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Asexual
Sootfeather
Now a BNHA addict. Mina Ashido is the best girl and I will fight you all on that.
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Post by Sootfeather on Jul 31, 2016 17:22:06 GMT -5
Can we focus on the real problem here? Blackstar is the absolute worst character in the books by far. How can people love him?! He murdered Stonefur. He's just disgusting. Rowanstar is the best ShadowClan leader by far, and I feel terrible that his predecessor is a complete idiot with little to no redeeming qualities Also, can we please discuss my absolute favorite character, Ashfur? He's a the sweetest cat ever! From kit to warrior, he's been an absolute joy to read about. He should've been leader of ThunderClan so he could force that nasty little Squirrelflight to become his mate, how dare she lead him on like that! Poor little smol cinnamon roll that is Ashy I was about to get so mad at you until I remembered this thread is a thread of sarcasm xD For real though: Blackstar is best! I agree! Or do I disagree...?
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Post by ❄️Raccoonstep❄️ on Jul 31, 2016 20:54:10 GMT -5
Ivypool is sooooo stupid. She is SO nasty, how could she ever train in the DF?!??! EEEVVVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 21:10:15 GMT -5
Hold up. Let me find my sarcastic Ashfur rant. It's hilarious
--- Ashfur is probably one of the most hated cats in the whole series. But what you don't stop to think is, how did Ashfur feel, how did he see the whole Squirrelflight situation from his perspective? This is just unfair. Imagine if you like someone very much, and for a pretty long time from your opinion, they returned the feeling. Then, all of a sudden, they turn their back on you, then go chasing after another person. This would obviously result in some very hurt feelings for absolutely anyone. You cannot blame someone for being led on by someone who is cruel. But still, Ashfur was such a amazing cat that he never, ever physically harmed Bramblestar, the sole reason Squirrelflight was not his mate. Also, Ashfur usually never showed any prejudice and outward resentment of Lionblaze when he was his own apprentice, and therefore trained him to the best of his abilities, even though Lionblaze's "mother" had in a way betrayed Ashfur. You might say, "Oh! He tried to kill Squirrelflight's kits!" I'm not going to doubt this. He did try to kill Squirrelflight's kits, but first of all, they should have never even been born, since they're kits of a ThunderClan medicine cat and a WindClan warrior for heaven's sake. If Ashfur did kill them, it would be evening the horrible cruelty and unfairness that Squirrelflight showed him, and it would be just like erasing an error, a mistake that never should have happened, from ThunderClan. Also, everyone always talks about how great Hollyleaf is, but never stop to think that she MURDERED Ashfur. And why? Because she was just being a freaking scaredy-cat and was overly obsessed with the warrior code. Honestly, the fact that she murdered him because she was afraid of everyone finding out is so much more worse than Ashfur attempting murder. How was Hollyleaf 100% sure that he was going to tell, anyways? I believe that he deep down still loved Squirrelflight, and would keep her secret. Plus, he didn't actually commit murder unlike Hollyleaf, as everyone seems to be forgetting. I strongly stand by my opinion that Ashfur deserved to go peacefully to StarClan.
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Post by scourge11 on Aug 1, 2016 2:31:33 GMT -5
(I legit don't care about scourge TBH that's why I made such a fuss of him. This is all just a troll account.....AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BE ALONE!)
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Post by Cheyenne on Aug 1, 2016 8:19:21 GMT -5
Spottedleaf honestly doesn't deserve all the hate she gets for supposedly "stalking" Fireheart/star in his dreams. I mean, come on, they were in love! And they had so much build up and development within their 1-3 conversations with each other. Samdstorm shouldn't have even gotton close with Firestar, now she ruined everything. Glad she's dead! Anyway, Spottedleaf had a major arc of development and defiantly has a solid, wonderful personality. The people who say she's a Mary Sue are probably just confusing her with Sandstorm anyway. I don't like spottedleaf
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fishy?
all i do on here is occasionally come on, stalk threads and change my profile picture lol
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Post by fishy? on Aug 1, 2016 9:04:02 GMT -5
Purdy is the best character in the series, by far. He's so funny, young, and cool. He should have his own books. He's far, far better than any other cat. He's super important to the Clan. He'll lay around and be useless when nobody else can, and he's really unappreciated. He is such an amazing cat who deserves to be praised for all he has done for ThunderClan. Purdy is also just really really cool and a great cat. Whoever doesn't agree with me is a jerk who doesn't deserve to be in the warriors fandom.
Cinderpelt is HORRIBLE. She's a bad role model for kids to follow, because of her desire to help her Clan out however she can. She's really, really super mean and is a lying fox-dung faced brat! Tigerstar's trap should have killed her. No doubt. She doesn't deserve this kind of praise for being such a bad cat to everybody around her. Just... UGH. Purdy deserves this attention. Not Cinderpelt. Never Cinderpelt. I wish she never breathed. If you think I'm wrong, you're stinky, and you don't deserve to have ever touched the warriors books.
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Post by Dancing_Totodile on Aug 3, 2016 21:53:02 GMT -5
Bramblestar had no right to be angry at Squirrelflight. So what is she lied and said that Lionblaze, Jayfeather, and Hollyleaf were his.
Breezepelt is amazing. So what if he tried to kill a pregnant queen and a blind medicine cat.
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Post by smilii on Aug 4, 2016 4:18:37 GMT -5
I despise Alderpaw. He's such a scaredy cat, he can't even pick up some cobwebs for a little cut! How useless of him! And it was his fault that {name} died. He decided to be nosy and look at very important adult business!
I especially hate him for how he gets on with Needlepaw. They're both awful and have no personality. She's just popular, she has no faults! And they don't learn anything from each other, either. Neither of them bring any new experiences to the table for the other.
All in all, I wish Juniperkit lived instead of Alderkit, and I wish Needlepaw was murdered by Onestar (he's great, btw).
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Post by smilii on Aug 4, 2016 4:22:05 GMT -5
(A non-sarcastic note about Onestar: he's mean, but he's got a motive. He was just starting out as a young WindClan leader, who nobody agreed with, and had to replace the well-beloved Tallstar. He felt that the only way he could command respect with his own decisions was to stop being Firestar's friend or ally, as he didn't have the experience or popularity of Tallstar to fall back on. He's sour and bitter now because he's a changed cat forever, and also because srsly if you lived through all of the OOTS drama you'd be a lemon too.)
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Post by ʀʜʏᴇʟʟᴀ on Aug 4, 2016 15:07:51 GMT -5
(A non-sarcastic note about Onestar: he's mean, but he's got a motive. He was just starting out as a young WindClan leader, who nobody agreed with, and had to replace the well-beloved Tallstar. He felt that the only way he could command respect with his own decisions was to stop being Firestar's friend or ally, as he didn't have the experience or popularity of Tallstar to fall back on. He's sour and bitter now because he's a changed cat forever, and also because srsly if you lived through all of the OOTS drama you'd be a lemon too.) (I'd be cool with Onestar if it weren't for Eclipse. Took it way too far.)
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2023 15:56:37 GMT -5
Purdy is the best character in the series, by far. He's so funny, young, and cool. He should have his own books. He's far, far better than any other cat. He's super important to the Clan. He'll lay around and be useless when nobody else can, and he's really unappreciated. He is such an amazing cat who deserves to be praised for all he has done for ThunderClan. Purdy is also just really really cool and a great cat. Whoever doesn't agree with me is a jerk who doesn't deserve to be in the warriors fandom.Cinderpelt is HORRIBLE. She's a bad role model for kids to follow, because of her desire to help her Clan out however she can. She's really, really super mean and is a lying fox-dung faced brat! Tigerstar's trap should have killed her. No doubt. She doesn't deserve this kind of praise for being such a bad cat to everybody around her. Just... UGH. Purdy deserves this attention. Not Cinderpelt. Never Cinderpelt. I wish she never breathed. If you think I'm wrong, you're stinky, and you don't deserve to have ever touched the warriors books.PURDY IS YOUnG
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Post by 𝙵𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚙 on May 9, 2023 16:25:58 GMT -5
Sand (I feel bad for tagging you so much lol)
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