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Post by Splintercat on Oct 13, 2016 23:43:26 GMT -5
Greetings, my friends. As you likely know, we are currently in the midst of the greatest meme recession since the Great Pepe Crash of 2014. But fear not, for I, a NASDANQ-certified professional meme economist, have arrived to answer your burning questions and advise you on your best investment options in these tough times. You can ask me anything- what memes you should invest in for maximum profit in the middle of the current turmoil, how to properly short your memes, and what's next for the meme market when the current meme bubble finally collapses. Ask away!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2016 23:45:30 GMT -5
i liquidated all of my harambe shares at 2am last night when i was exhausted- was it a mistake?
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Post by poppy. on Oct 13, 2016 23:53:04 GMT -5
Are you able to project near-future standings of certain memes? What's on the rise--what should I invest in that I know will give me future profit?
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Post by Splintercat on Oct 13, 2016 23:55:02 GMT -5
i liquidated all of my harambe shares at 2am last night when i was exhausted- was it a mistake? No. In fact, that was a great decision- Harambe's value is in a virtual free-fall. In today's tumultous meme environment, the best way forward from here seems to be diversifying your meme portfolio with plenty of classic memes that have lots of staying power, such as Pepe (although I would avoid placing ALL your stock in Pepe- experts have been predicting a drop in Pepe value for months, and although it hasn't happened yet, it's best to be shrewd). Also make sure to invest in plenty of election memes, since those are the only memes we can be 100% certain will last into and likely past November.
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Post by Sanders on Oct 13, 2016 23:59:06 GMT -5
Honestly I just put all my money into Rick rolling and I just want to make sure that's okay
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2016 23:59:24 GMT -5
I have at least 90 billion minion memes what do invest in
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Post by Splintercat on Oct 14, 2016 0:00:20 GMT -5
Are you able to project near-future standings of certain memes? What's on the rise--what should I invest in that I know will give me future profit? Hard to say, because at the moment, the market is being flooded with dozens of low-effort memes that last a day or so and then die out, only to be replaced by yet another short-lived meme. Your best bet? Election memes- those will secure a high profit for you with virtually no risk, straight through 'til the end of November. By the time election memes die off, the meme market will either have stabilized or, in the worst-case scenario, crashed completely- but I predict the former, as the meme market has proven to be very good at self-correcting over the years.
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Post by Splintercat on Oct 14, 2016 0:01:58 GMT -5
Honestly I just put all my money into Rick rolling and I just want to make sure that's okay Honestly, Rickrolling is a pretty safe investment. Profit return from it isn't super-high anymore, but it has remained remarkably steady over the years, and it's more stable than most other memes on the market at the moment. Edit: Please note that I am not recommending that anyone invest everything they've got in Rickrolling. It's an old meme that has been slowly declining for years, and it's ALWAYS best to diversify your portfolio with multiple, good-quality memes. However, investing everything in Rickrolling is certainly not the worst thing one could do, and it should return a sustainable profit for at least a few years to come.
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Post by Splintercat on Oct 14, 2016 0:17:14 GMT -5
I have at least 90 billion minion memes what do invest in You could probably get a lot of profit from dispersing those on Facebook. Or, if you want to try selling them to ironic markets, you could hit up /r/forwardsfromgrandma on Reddit. If you're going for irony, make sure you post the most low-quality minion memes you have in your arsenal.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2016 0:36:14 GMT -5
I have at least 90 billion minion memes what do invest in You could probably get a lot of profit from dispersing those on Facebook. Or, if you want to try selling them to ironic markets, you could hit up /r/forwardsfromgrandma on Reddit. If you're going for irony, make sure you post the most low-quality minion memes you have in your arsenal. would this have any value or do i throw it out
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Post by Splintercat on Oct 14, 2016 9:17:00 GMT -5
You could probably get a lot of profit from dispersing those on Facebook. Or, if you want to try selling them to ironic markets, you could hit up /r/forwardsfromgrandma on Reddit. If you're going for irony, make sure you post the most low-quality minion memes you have in your arsenal. would this have any value or do i throw it out That should sell great in ironic markets. Keep that, along with any other memes of that fashion.
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Post by Northstar3213 on Oct 14, 2016 9:57:45 GMT -5
Should I invest in exotic butters?
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Post by ~TopmødeFlyinglark~ on Oct 14, 2016 10:28:11 GMT -5
Will the value of UK memes fall after the brexit vote?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2016 11:53:40 GMT -5
Glad to know we have someone like you watching out for our meme economy, Tree.
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Post by Splintercat on Oct 14, 2016 18:06:52 GMT -5
Should I invest in exotic butters? Should do well in FNAF-heavy markets, but I'd keep them out of the mainstream, and I definitely wouldn't put all of my money in them.
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Post by Splintercat on Oct 14, 2016 18:11:36 GMT -5
Will the value of UK memes fall after the brexit vote? The UK is supposedly not going to actually leave for at least a year or two longer, so I'd suggesting buying stock in Brexit memes now so you can let that profit roll in when Britain actually leaves. Brexit probably won't affect the value of non-Brexit EU memes too much.
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Post by Splintercat on Oct 14, 2016 18:12:49 GMT -5
Glad to know we have someone like you watching out for our meme economy, Tree. Thank you. It's a volatile meme market at the moment, but I'm doing my best to help others navigate through these hard times.
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Post by feign on Oct 14, 2016 18:16:43 GMT -5
my fellow meme expert what do u think about the current status of le memes are we failing to produce gud memes
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Post by Splintercat on Oct 14, 2016 18:23:29 GMT -5
my fellow meme expert what do u think about the current status of le memes are we failing to produce gud memes Well as I said we are currently in a massive meme recession. In a desperate attempt to create the next big meme, meme producers have flooded the market with bad memes that live only a day or so and then die, which is choking the meme market. There's lots of demand for good memes and not much supply. I believe that we can pull ourselves out of this meme depression by encouraging high-quality meme production and investing in spooky skeleton memes, which are always very valuable around October.
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Post by feign on Oct 14, 2016 18:31:00 GMT -5
my fellow meme expert what do u think about the current status of le memes are we failing to produce gud memes Well as I said we are currently in a massive meme recession. In a desperate attempt to create the next big meme, meme producers have flooded the market with bad memes that live only a day or so and then die, which is choking the meme market. There's lots of demand for good memes and not much supply. I believe that we can pull ourselves out of this meme depression by encouraging high-quality meme production and investing in spooky skeleton memes, which are always very valuable around October. this is a great idea harambe has died out now we need the next big meme a newer one a meme-r one i will start making high quality memes good sir
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Post by Splintercat on Oct 14, 2016 18:32:19 GMT -5
Well as I said we are currently in a massive meme recession. In a desperate attempt to create the next big meme, meme producers have flooded the market with bad memes that live only a day or so and then die, which is choking the meme market. There's lots of demand for good memes and not much supply. I believe that we can pull ourselves out of this meme depression by encouraging high-quality meme production and investing in spooky skeleton memes, which are always very valuable around October. this is a great idea harambe has died out now we need the next big meme a newer one a meme-r one i will start making high quality memes good sir Thank you, we desperately need them.
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Post by cal ✩ on Oct 14, 2016 19:38:12 GMT -5
meme 1: meme 2: meme 3: meme 4: is my meme portfolio diverse enough. as well, what should my asking prices be for these memes? thanks xoxo
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2016 19:40:08 GMT -5
What meme stocks shall I currently invest in, and which shall I buy to make the most profit? Also, is the meme stock market in danger of crashing?
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Post by Splintercat on Oct 16, 2016 15:38:46 GMT -5
Sorry for delayed response, I'm back now. Will respond shortly.
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Post by Splintercat on Oct 16, 2016 15:41:41 GMT -5
meme 1: meme 2: meme 3: meme 4: is my meme portfolio diverse enough. as well, what should my asking prices be for these memes? thanks xoxo If all of the memes in your portfolio have that type of diversity, you should be set. Each of those memes is probably the equivalent of 2 or 3 medium-rare Pepes in terms of value.
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Post by Splintercat on Oct 16, 2016 15:44:34 GMT -5
What meme stocks shall I currently invest in, and which shall I buy to make the most profit? Also, is the meme stock market in danger of crashing? Currently, I'd invest in Halloween memes until the end of October and election memes until the end of November. The meme market is too volatile at the moment to see much further ahead than that, but I predict that Pepes will continue to retain significant value for quite some time. And the answer to your second question is yes. The meme market is extremely unstable at the moment and may crash completely if meme producers don't start producing good content again.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2016 16:05:07 GMT -5
Should I invest in Shrek memes or should I invest in Doge?
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Post by Saint Ambrosef on Oct 16, 2016 17:37:28 GMT -5
tre please stop embarrassing me how much is my rare pepe stock worth in left sharks and will the recession inflate rick's value??
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