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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 16:26:10 GMT -5
there have been clowns spotted about 15 minutes from my town
they just get closer by the day
rip me
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Post by Sour Candy on Oct 9, 2016 16:27:53 GMT -5
Fite them
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Post by 𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘶𝘯 on Oct 9, 2016 16:28:56 GMT -5
are they in the uk now too (unless i'm mistaken and you're not in britain in which case, that's great news for me)? i thought i would be safe here in europe, but it appears not.
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Post by Sanders on Oct 9, 2016 16:38:36 GMT -5
I need am interactive map of the US and the outbreak of clown attacks
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Post by Splintercat on Oct 9, 2016 17:29:51 GMT -5
They've announced their plans on Instagram to invade my area. RIP me
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#add8e6
Name Colour
*Ravenpaw*
Warrior Fanatic
*reads books in a corner*
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Post by *Ravenpaw* on Oct 9, 2016 17:33:05 GMT -5
Kill 'em with fire. Or let an army of spiders go after them.
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Bleak
RN does not stand for Refreshments and Narcotics
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Post by Bleak on Oct 9, 2016 17:35:08 GMT -5
Kill 'em with fire. Or let an army of spiders go after them. My spiders and I can go after them!
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Post by Cheyenne on Oct 9, 2016 17:35:30 GMT -5
They aren't going to hurt you. They were spotted in my town just a week ago and no one was hurt. Although I advice you to be safe.
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Post by Cheyenne on Oct 9, 2016 17:36:19 GMT -5
They've announced their plans on Instagram to invade my area. RIP me What's their Instagram?
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#add8e6
Name Colour
*Ravenpaw*
Warrior Fanatic
*reads books in a corner*
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Post by *Ravenpaw* on Oct 9, 2016 17:36:32 GMT -5
Kill 'em with fire. Or let an army of spiders go after them. My spiders and I can go after them! That would work perfectly.
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Post by Raven on Oct 9, 2016 17:55:02 GMT -5
They've been at my friend's campus
Apperantly they were in my town but idk bc I don't go outside very much
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Post by Moose on Oct 9, 2016 17:56:54 GMT -5
there was one outside of my dorm hall on campus a few days ago. it was whistling. (:
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Post by feign on Oct 9, 2016 17:57:58 GMT -5
I live near a forest and I am literally afraid to go out now, like, what the heck? Clowns with freaking knives? No, just please, no.
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Post by Splintercat on Oct 9, 2016 18:00:25 GMT -5
They've announced their plans on Instagram to invade my area. RIP me What's their Instagram? They made a specific account to post about their plans for California. It's wearecomingtocali_
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Post by Sour Candy on Oct 9, 2016 18:11:31 GMT -5
Idk why people say they aren't a big deal, these freaks have actual knives and weapons >_>
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 18:23:10 GMT -5
*casually scrolls down facebook* *sees that killer clowns have been spotted in my town*
guys they are in my town they are in my town they are coming for me im literally not going into busy places alone now
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 18:24:10 GMT -5
there was one outside of my dorm hall on campus a few days ago. it was whistling. (: ahh that would scare me so much i never used to be scared of clowns
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 18:25:32 GMT -5
are they in the uk now too (unless i'm mistaken and you're not in britain in which case, that's great news for me)? i thought i would be safe here in europe, but it appears not. yeah, they are in the USA, Canada and the U.K. there are much more and it is more popular in America but it's getting increasingly popular in the uk too no one is safe anymore
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 18:25:48 GMT -5
I recommend pepper spray
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Post by centuries on Oct 9, 2016 18:27:35 GMT -5
I dare a clown to come for me I will fight them
jk i'd scream and cry
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 18:28:37 GMT -5
oh it was a prank about my town phew dang i was scared for a minute
edit;; false alarm there's been sightings
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Post by Sour Candy on Oct 9, 2016 18:28:57 GMT -5
*casually scrolls down facebook* *sees that killer clowns have been spotted in my town* guys they are in my town they are in my town they are coming for me im literally not going into busy places alone now stock up on flash bangs and tasers
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Post by Bᴜᴍʙʟᴇʙᴇᴇ on Oct 9, 2016 19:46:15 GMT -5
tell them really bad clown jokes, and wear your 'Clowns are awesome' shirt or make one via silly string
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