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Post by Card against Humanity on Oct 9, 2016 14:10:40 GMT -5
inspired by the 'describe your oc badly" thread
I'll go first:
hamlet is a lion and nobody dies
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Post by ssquiffy on Oct 9, 2016 14:12:59 GMT -5
furries™
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 14:14:54 GMT -5
A kid tries to kill his idol because he's the reason his brother dies.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 14:16:17 GMT -5
people with mental disorders form a boyband to fight intergalactic forces and an angry adoptee with FriendShip
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Post by UB₀₁: 𝚂𝚢𝚖𝚋𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚝. on Oct 9, 2016 14:24:28 GMT -5
purple dinosaur fox made by computer god splits in half and simultaneously destroys and saves world [ill give yall a hint its a really obscure digimon movie if you know which one im talking about i love you for life And Also we need to talk more]
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halo
The Chapel of TayLORD Swift
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Post by halo on Oct 9, 2016 14:25:27 GMT -5
a movie about white, hipsterish college graduates in nyc that's not directed by woody allen
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 14:48:33 GMT -5
magical law breakers defy a police detective that later becomes their dad ((if u know what im talking about we need to talk bc i love u))
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 15:04:41 GMT -5
Hamlet, but with giant cats and hyenas. The dad's death scene really isn't that sad.
It has a horrible Rosencratz and Guildenstein Are Dead-like sequel with a meerkat and a warthog with gas issues, but that's none of my business
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sablestar
too shiny
Pronouns: she/her/they/them
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Post by sablestar on Oct 9, 2016 15:06:35 GMT -5
old man forces small human into volcano
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Post by Card against Humanity on Oct 9, 2016 15:20:11 GMT -5
for my second favourite movie:
guy with poisoned arm teams up with wolf girl to make animal spirits and humans stop fighting
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Post by Sanders on Oct 9, 2016 15:22:50 GMT -5
Aca-didnt need a sequel.
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Post by ℜust ℜed ℜose on Oct 9, 2016 15:49:27 GMT -5
True love is done ironically, sword fights are done left handedly and people prepare to die.
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Post by Ginz on Oct 9, 2016 15:58:20 GMT -5
magical girl trying to figure out why everything is weird and different
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Post by bastion main on Oct 9, 2016 16:29:51 GMT -5
The government spends $500 billion to save Matt Damon
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 16:47:15 GMT -5
Another favorite: A King and a few knights go on an odd journey to find a religious cup. Features killer rabbits.
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Post by Noctis on Oct 9, 2016 16:50:54 GMT -5
There's a worldwide apocalypse in which everyone turns into orange juice
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Post by Pixie on Oct 9, 2016 16:53:40 GMT -5
"jennay"
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Post by 𝕡𝕖𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕥 on Oct 9, 2016 17:01:22 GMT -5
A whiny spaceboy picks a fight with the "I am your father" guy because an old dude tells him that it's a good idea. He immediately starts making out with his sister.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 17:23:47 GMT -5
Man and history professor and friend that looks like Winn from Supergirl search for buried treasure but are almost killed
Second movie: Man and history professor and friend that looks like Winn from Supergirl search for buried treasyre but are almost killed + man's parents
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#add8e6
Name Colour
*Ravenpaw*
Warrior Fanatic
*reads books in a corner*
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Post by *Ravenpaw* on Oct 9, 2016 17:26:52 GMT -5
A few people go on a journey to kill a pumpkin.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 17:27:44 GMT -5
people wearing potato sacks and holding glowsticks argue over family trees
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Post by Splintercat on Oct 9, 2016 18:35:44 GMT -5
Random people fly through a big hole. Half of them die, and one guy gets stuck in a magic bookshelf.
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Post by tinybreeze on Oct 9, 2016 18:37:24 GMT -5
the last movie but more feels and more cute dragons
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 18:38:42 GMT -5
Boat sinks, people die, love is born, and I ran out of tissues.
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Post by The Green Writer on Oct 9, 2016 18:44:28 GMT -5
Boy meets feminist. Feminist hates on him and after some trouble they fall in love, though she still feminist
Brownie points if you know this one
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Post by Card against Humanity on Oct 9, 2016 18:45:03 GMT -5
A whiny spaceboy picks a fight with the "I am your father" guy because an old dude tells him that it's a good idea. He immediately starts making out with his sister. okay this made me laugh
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Transgender
the bagel seal
Kyoriyo
fops
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Post by Kyoriyo on Oct 9, 2016 18:45:30 GMT -5
1. moviestar dog discovers his entire life is a lie
2. baby faced ginger man who looks 17 and small dog buy a toy ship, get kidnapped, and almost die multiple times while trying to get said ship back so they can find treasure that's probably at the bottom of the sea, but not really.
3. teenage boy accidentally goes back in time and almost screws up his parents' marriage and nearly erases himself from existence while trying to escape from a bunch terrorists.
4. furry town
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 18:55:19 GMT -5
A whiny spaceboy picks a fight with the "I am your father" guy because an old dude tells him that it's a good idea. He immediately starts making out with his sister. Has a prequel starring the "I am your father" guy before he was actually interesting and the old dude before he was old. This prequel also features an annoying alien thing for no legitimate reason.
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