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Post by Sour Candy on Oct 5, 2016 21:09:44 GMT -5
Note: Don't read if you don't care about the clowns/want to take a less violent approach
Note: This is just how I'd mostly try to deal with it. I can't say it's a fantastic idea
So, as many of you may or may not have heard, there are a bunch of people popping up all over the place in clown costumes, threatening schools, attacking people and luring children. Mostly just plain terrifying people. I've decided to make a small, simple guide on how to deal with these sick weirdos.
Outdoors: If you need to leave
Checklist:
- Baseball bat/other blunt object - Thick clothing (better protection against things like small knives) - Fake/toy gun (not needed but can really help) - Flashlight - Cell phone - A friend/family member to help you out
If you absolutely HAVE to go out at night, try not to go alone. If you have a friend or family member willing to come with, take them. Stick with the main roads, with good lighting, with as little hiding places as possible. If you see a clown, DO NOT APPROACH THEM. Just slowly go back the way you came and be as quiet as possible. If the son of a gun sees you, don't panic. Keep backing away without taking your eyes off them. If they charge you, take out your bat/blunt object or a handgun if you have one. Make sure they know you're armed. Do not be afraid to attack them if they get too close for comfort.
If you have the toy gun, loudly shout "I have a gun!" These clowns may be sick freaks, but chances are the aren't completely brain dead. They might bolt once they see you're "armed". If there's more than one, that's probably a good sign to try and get out of there.
And remember, ALWAYS have a cellphone so you can call 911 if needed!
[I'm always looking for people to help out with expanding this guide. Let me know if you have tips!]
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2016 21:12:21 GMT -5
All you really need to do is get Batman so he can stop the Joker who is clearly behind this.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2016 21:14:26 GMT -5
all you really need to do is realize everything is a hoax blown way out of proportion. these clowns ?? arent killing people ?? it's a scare tactic & nothing more.
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Post by Sour Candy on Oct 5, 2016 21:15:25 GMT -5
all you really need to do is realize everything is a hoax blown way out of proportion. these clowns ?? arent killing people ?? it's a scare tactic & nothing more. They are injuring and attacking some people though
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2016 21:17:27 GMT -5
all you really need to do is realize everything is a hoax blown way out of proportion. these clowns ?? arent killing people ?? it's a scare tactic & nothing more. They are injuring and attacking some people though give me articles.
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Post by Sour Candy on Oct 5, 2016 21:19:04 GMT -5
I'm just trying to help people stay safe >_>
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Post by Wicked Witch on Oct 5, 2016 21:21:49 GMT -5
I'm just trying to help people stay safe >_> so.... do you have the articles
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2016 21:23:22 GMT -5
All you really need to do is get Batman so he can stop the Joker who is clearly behind this. all them joker wannabes. i don't know whether he'd be proud or upset, the joker.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2016 21:23:28 GMT -5
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Post by Sour Candy on Oct 5, 2016 21:27:10 GMT -5
Thanks, I was having a difficult time finding that.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2016 21:28:01 GMT -5
if you just do a little research on your own, you'll find plenty of sources.
EDIT: fact is, they're threatening and scaring people. they could hurt someone or someone could wind up hurting them out of fear. just take precaution and be safe.
weapons should also be your LAST resort. run and call for help should be your first.
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