If Warriors Could Drive (It Returns!)

I remember making this from about a year back on the original forums.


It returns once more!
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If Warriors Could Drive…

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If Jayfeather could drive…



Squirrelflight: There is absolutely no way you’re driving my sedan.


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If Hollyleaf could drive…



Lionblaze: You’re driving too slow.



Hollyleaf: I am driving precisely 53 miles per hour.



Lionblaze: The speed limit is 55!



Hollyleaf: -Which is why I’m going 53. If I go 55 then I might accelerate and go 56 or 57. Do you want me to break the law?



Cinderheart: *from back seat* We’re going to be late for school at this rate.



Hollyleaf: I calculated we will be at school at exactly 7:55 am sharp.



Lionblaze: *groans*


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If Lionblaze could drive…



Lionblaze: Yes! No more relying on Hollyleaf for transportation.



*30 minutes later*



Brambleclaw: I can’t believe I have to give my own son a ticket for speeding…

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If Dovewing could drive…



Dovewing: Okay, just ease on the gas break, and…



Birchfall: Dovewing, that’s the ACCELERATION!



Dovewing: *squeak* *car screeches into a bush* Um…sorry.



Birchfall: *haggard mess* Okay, let’s review the basics again…Dovewing? Stop drifting off into space!



Dovewing: You’d drift off into space too if you could hear and see everything…


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If Ivypool could drive…



Ivypool: *eases on pedal* On these back roads, I am free. No more lying or treachery…*presses pedal down harder - speed accelerates 55* No more school, job, or training…*pushes past 78 mph* No more…distractions. *pushing 90* I can just be myself! *car automatically shuts down at 125 mph*



Ivypool: That’s always fun to do.