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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2016 9:40:46 GMT -5
"Nice try, giant worms" "I've learnt lots of neat things with a blind fold on!" "Hello, radio audience. I come to you live, from under my desk… where I have dragged my microphone and am currently in the fetal position." "Subway? More like wowza." "I am not dating a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz." "I don't remember asking for your feedback." "Guns don’t kill people. It’s impossible to be killed by a gun. We are all invincible to bullets and it’s a miracle." "Steve Carlsburg, did you just accuse my boyfriend of being a secret operative? Because that'd be pretty cool actually. That'd be awesome." "The police remind us that scientists are comedians and that they should stick to comedy." "If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back it probably died of sadness, because it thought you loved it."
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Post by Midsummer Masquerade on Oct 1, 2016 9:48:58 GMT -5
One of my personal favorites is "Eggs aren't real, nuh-hu. Show me an egg. That's not an egg! What's an egg? Who let you in here?"
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