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Post by ๖ۣۜCrossroads on Sept 21, 2016 19:35:33 GMT -5
That title probably caught your eye. Here's some context:
So, while in the middle of class, we had finished up doing our vocabulary. I thought, "I can memorize all these words, I don't need them," so I folded my paper into a paper airplane. My English teacher noticed but didn't say anything at first, so he continued on with class, going on to something about Taoist beliefs. From what I remember, there were these three "entities" you could say: Form, Shadow, and Spirit. Form is basically, "No one will care if you die. They might grieve a bit, but they'll move on. So to make the most of your life, you should go and have fun. Don't turn down any drinks." So while he was giving a lecture about Form, he decided to pick on me.
"So while (my name) is over there folding a paper airplane, he might suddenly die, and will we care? Maybe a little at first, but we'll move on. What does (my name) have to do to make the most of his life?"
"Go get a lot of drinks," someone said.
"Yes, but alcohol is bad for you, so (my name)'s gonna go get some lemonade. It might be sugary and bad for your waistline, but man does it taste good."
So he basically went on with the rest of the lesson, referencing me and about me dying. There were occasionally a few moments where I would try to say something and burst out coughing (because I was sick) and be like, "ahh I'm dying." I tried to say that I was gonna write my will and fold it into a paper airplane, but I literally couldn't speak.
At the end of class, he took my paper airplane and fiercely shouted, "ENMITY!" (because it's one of our vocabulary words) and launched it into the recycling. Being the smartbutt that I am, I said, "Hey, Mr. (his name), that tone was very superfluous." (another one of your vocabulary words.)
During lunch, I bought a lemonade from the cafeteria and trekked across the entire school, trying to not be spotted by adults to get to my English class and share a lemonade with my teacher. It was great.
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Post by Невыносимая коммунизм on Sept 21, 2016 19:39:31 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2016 19:45:36 GMT -5
Yup, sounds like something that would happen at my CircusSchool
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Post by ๖ۣۜCrossroads on Sept 21, 2016 20:10:32 GMT -5
Невыносимая коммунизм me or him? haha @redheartofriverclan stuff like this happens everyday in class, he's super cynical and likes picking on people
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