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Post by Jaysnow on Sept 12, 2016 1:19:37 GMT -5
It's called....
*drumroll*
Donaldpaw's Wall
She even gave us a blurb.
Donaldpaw is an average apprentice of WindClan, but when he gets mockery for his strange name, he pleads to StarClan for help. StarClan gives him a prophecy: Build a wall, Donaldpaw. Keep SkyClan out. Donaldpaw struggles to decipher the meaning of this prophecy, and when the remnants of SkyClan appear at the lake, he finally understands what StarClan meant. Can he really build a wall? Or will he fall under the weight of his terrible name?
Thoughts?
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Swiftshadowโข
Generic Member
You can call me Swifty... or Swofty/Swiffer/Swaffy/Swaffle/ Swuffy/Swofi/Swfoafty/etc.
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Post by Swiftshadowโข on Sept 12, 2016 1:24:13 GMT -5
I expect nothing and I'm still let down
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2016 1:27:29 GMT -5
*Crying*
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2016 1:51:21 GMT -5
i cant believe skyclan are illegal immigrants confirmed
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Post by kinkajou on Sept 12, 2016 1:59:44 GMT -5
10/10
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2016 2:12:39 GMT -5
Here are some quotes from the book:
"They're bringing fleas, they're bringing crime, they're kittypets."
"I could stand in the middle of the Gathering and kill someone, and I wouldn't be exiled.'"
"It has not been easy for me, and you know I started off in WindClan, StarClan gave me a small loan of a million lives."
"Hello. You cats know a lot about monsters. Bing bing bong. Thank you very much."
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Post by Card against Humanity on Sept 12, 2016 6:05:15 GMT -5
Here's some more leaked quotes!!
"Oh my god!! Kittypets are coming into Windclan!! WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL TO KEEP THEM OUT!" Donaldpaw said
"Every vote for me is just another brick in the wall!" Donaldpaw sang
"Every part of me is beautiful!" Donaldpaw protested
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Post by ๐ก๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ฃ๐๐๐๐ฅ on Sept 12, 2016 6:26:48 GMT -5
Even more!!1!
"Laziness is a trait in the RiverClans," Donaldpaw remarked snidely. Hehe. Racism.
"You know, it doesn't matter what StarClan thinks of you as long as you've got a young and beautiful face." Donaldpaw mewed.
"He's not a war hero!" Donaldpaw shrieked. "He's a war hero because he got captured. I like people who weren't captured." He chuckled, then started to cry as Crowfeather proceeded to beat the crap out of him.
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Post by mEmE on Sept 12, 2016 6:57:37 GMT -5
This series is gonna be about the Social Justice Warriors
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2016 9:12:40 GMT -5
โ We should totally do a collab story about this. (":
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Post by Yoshimi on Sept 12, 2016 12:35:25 GMT -5
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Post by ๐ก๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ฃ๐๐๐๐ฅ on Sept 12, 2016 14:06:05 GMT -5
Summary #2:
After praying to StarClan for guidance, young Donaldpaw receives a prophecy, which orders him to build a wall to keep SkyClan out. Hillaryclaw will do anything within her ability to prevent this from happening. WindClan is being torn apart by the disagreement. Never before has the Clan seen such a political catastrophe. When SkyClan returns to the Clans, Donaldpaw and Hillaryclaw both become even more sure of their policies. Reconciliation seems hopelessโ until the elderly Berniesand steps into the picture. Will Donaldpaw's prophecy be fulfilled?
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Post by Wicked Witch on Sept 12, 2016 14:40:22 GMT -5
whats with all this hillaryclaw.... i thought she was and always will be.. HillaryKitten.....
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Post by whiteflight on Sept 12, 2016 14:46:29 GMT -5
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMG I'M DYING FROM LAUGHTER FROM THIS
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Holly Snow
My full names are Hollyleaf;) and Snowwingโข
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Post by Holly Snow on Sept 12, 2016 16:04:06 GMT -5
whats with all this hillaryclaw.... i thought she was and always will be.. HillaryKitten..... thats amusing |
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Post by Wicked Witch on Sept 12, 2016 16:15:25 GMT -5
whats with all this hillaryclaw.... i thought she was and always will be.. HillaryKitten..... thats amusing teeheeheek  |
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Post by Woofzie on Sept 12, 2016 16:58:40 GMT -5
SkyClan will pay Donaldpaw's wall
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Post by kinkajou on Sept 12, 2016 19:13:02 GMT -5
Look guys I drew Donaldpaw!!1!1  |
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Post by ๐ก๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ฃ๐๐๐๐ฅ on Sept 12, 2016 19:29:05 GMT -5
Look guys I drew Donaldpaw!!1!1 Omg xD |
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Post by mEmE on Sept 12, 2016 19:50:29 GMT -5
There should also be another super edition:
Hillarypaws' Lies
Of course the book ends with her getting greencough which I'm pretty sure in real world pneumonia
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Post by Stannis Baratheon on Sept 12, 2016 19:57:57 GMT -5
Lmao, she'll need to lie about it at gatherings too and have her senior warriors monitor what other clan cats are saying about her
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