I give my unsolicited opinions on stardew valley npcs

I'm coming out of the gate absolutely swinging just to say, Clint isn't a "cringe incel" but he is autistic and incredibly socially inept at just sharing his feelings. Why people will continue to villainize a guy for having feelings but respecting Emily enough to not make her uncomfortable is beyond me. He literally didn't do anything. He does maybe need therapy though. I will continue to defend this man.



Himbo. I don't know. That's it that's the take. I mean what else can you even glean from this? He's the walking "I peaked in highschool but I totally could have gone pro." Guy.



Ngl first time I played I thought Harvey and Alex were related based on hair. Meanwhile he's the nerd to Alex's jock. Completely inoffensive but I really think he needs to get rid of the pd stache because it is not a good look. Would be dateable if he wasn't basically the saltine cracker of pelican town men.



Wtf i'm not going to date a teenager. Next.



Punchable face syndrome. And also this guy never goes outside of his goddamn house for me to even get a good friendship level with him. Not gonna lie though his beta sprites on the wiki were way hotter than the Fabio-wannabe. Please bring back the twink and I will reconsider.



Literally just my ex in pixel form. To my shame (shanme haha kill me) he was also the first one I romanced kind of by accident because I wasnt actually sure what I was doing and I just wanted high friendship with him because I treated him telling me to fk off the first time like it was a challenge.



ALEXA, PLAY EMO BOY BY AYESHA EROTICA.