Just noticed what you wrote as your status. Sorry to hear that, colds in general just suck but the bad ones especially of course. Hope you feel better soon!
Also, here's another set of dumb quotes
Maska: Lukov? Well I wish I would've known you were coming. I'm a mess.
Lukov: Don't know if a call from me would've changed that.
Fiore: My knife, you see... is coated in poison.
Fiore: The smallest cut can be fatal.
Fiore: Take care. My knife... has quite a burn.
Fiore: *licks the knife*
Fiore: ...I shouldn't have licked it.
Ralston: So you lied. About everything.
Ivora: I didn't lie. I just avoided certain truths to manipulate you.
Calais: You're the bad guy in somebody's story.
Keahi: Pal, I'm the bad guy in MY story.
Astor: Not everyone is impressed by you.
Javor: Well then, not everyone is paying attention.
Ralston: Be safe, Fáelán.
Fáelán: When am I not safe?
Everyone: *disbelieving stares*
Fáelán: Don't answer that.
Aryuna, to her retainers: When I first met you, I used to dread spending three seconds with you. But now I could go, I don’t know, up to fifty minutes in your company before I need just a little break.
Bijou: I’m not allowed outside after dark in my beast form because I outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me.
Tacari: Why would you ever want to run 26 miles?
Keahi: The same reason you stayed on the couch for an entire month.
Tacari: Ah, I get it. A sense of accomplishment.
Ajax: *tackles Kerah*
Kerah: What was that for?
Ajax: Because I missed you.
Kerah: I missed you too.
Ajax: *punches Kerah*
Kerah: Ow! What was that for?
Ajax: Not showing up fast enough.
Javor: I'm pretty sure 90% of my mutuals dislike me.
Astor: Me.
Javor: I made the post, so it's me. Not you.
Astor: You dumb bitch I meant I'm your mutual and I hate you. This is why we hate you.
Marceau: This is typical of the kind of mess you get us into, Ralston.
Aryuna: Hey! This is not the time to blame Ralston.
Ralston: Thank you! Finally!
Aryuna: There will be plenty of time to blame Ralston later, when this is resolved.
Rayén: *lifts 10-pound weight*
Rayén: Nice.
Rayén: *adds "salmon" to list of animals she could protect a friend from in her human form*
Interviewer: Is there anything else you want to say to the people watching?
Astor: My favorite color is blood!
Interviewer: Alright.
Also, somehow I stumbled upon this and somehow had to think of our idiots. Do you think Ralston or someone else would be stupid enough to do that too? Or our Elusian idiots? xD